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Flinty_McFlint 07-27-2004 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hat's off to you for using "uninterested" correctly!

I can come on a bus or sometimes just looking in the mirror. I trust that answers your question, nosy parker.
I'd normally throw in a clumsy sexual homage to Dr. Seuss here, but the nerdity test wore me out.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I'd normally throw in a clumsy sexual homage to Dr. Seuss here, but the nerdity test wore me out.
Or all the blood has left your brain.

dtb 07-27-2004 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wait, did I not use it correctly? I'm confused by you're deliberate mistake.

So you are not interested in orgasms that result from the H's actual participation? I guess you could be 69ing but you specified giving head only.

I'm just curious.
Um. Excuse me. What's the deliberate mistake? Was it the omission of the word "my"?

I'm already on geek probation. Please. Don't make me turn in my slide rule.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Wait, did I not use it correctly? I'm confused by you're deliberate mistake.
hmm - I was thinking of "hat's off" as in "my hat is off" as opposed to the plural, so I was not deliberately making a mistake. But it looks funny.

My point was that I can come while giving head.

robustpuppy 07-27-2004 03:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm confused by you're deliberate mistake.
Do you mean hat's off? Because I think that's right, if Gwinky is (1) speaking only about her own hat, and (2) wearing only one.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick


My point was that I can come while giving head.
Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-27-2004 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I think I love you.
Shouldn't there be a fourth hand pulling your hair back so you can take it deeper?

TM

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Do you mean hat's off? Because I think that's right, if Gwinky is (1) speaking only about her own hat, and (2) wearing only one.
This is ME we are talking about. Everyone should be removing their hats for me.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Shouldn't there be a fourth hand pulling your hair back so you can take it deeper?

TM
That's what you are there for, baby.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.
Good point. I was assuming her hands were otherwise occupied.

If the chick is sitting on Coltrane's lap, how is pulling her hair back going to make her take it deeper?

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:31 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If the chick is sitting on Coltrane's lap, how is pulling her hair back going to make her take it deeper?
It seems to me having one's hair pulled could result in one arching one's back, and that arching one's back could change the angle of one's pelvis, and whilst riding Coltrane in reverse style, this change in angle caused by the arching of the back resulting from the hair pulling could result in deeper penetration. Conjecture, you know...

ThurgreedMarshall 07-27-2004 03:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If the chick is sitting on Coltrane's lap, how is pulling her hair back going to make her take it deeper?
Fuck coltrane. If she's sitting on my lap and bouncing up and down on my cock, facing the other way, I can use her hair to pull her down harder when she's on her way down.

Take the girl on the left out of this photo (and the guy for that matter) and insert me underneath the remaining chick.

http://www.fahs.org/vegas2003/lorie/...0my%20hair.jpg

TM

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It seems to me having one's hair pulled could result in one arching one's back, and that arching one's back could change the angle of one's pelvis, and whilst riding Coltrane in reverse style, this change in angle caused by the arching of the back resulting from the hair pulling could result in deeper penetration. Conjecture, you know...
I could see that, but it seems like it might cause sliding off or sideways or something. Not predictable. Not like pulling on hair when doing it doggy style. Plus, it seems like it would be nearly impossible to keep one's back arched when one is doing all the work from the top and there's nothing handy/at the right height to rest one's hands on for leverage. Maybe if you pulled the coffee table in close and weren't really sitting on the lap, but more in the lap but had basically none of your weight on the lap.

Which sounds very uncomfortable, but then, I'm not in that great shape right now.

The on the lap itself sounds doable. Just not the on the lap with the back arched.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-27-2004 03:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I'm already on geek probation. Please. Don't make me turn in my slide rule.
Psst. I think the real test is whether, after the nerdity test, anyone still had enough geek in them to tackle the self-referential exam. You win.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fuck coltrane. If she's sitting on my lap and bouncing up and down on my cock, facing the other way, I can use her hair to pull her down harder when she's on her way down.

Take the girl on the left out of this photo (and the guy for that matter) and insert me underneath the remaining chick.

http://www.fahs.org/vegas2003/lorie/...0my%20hair.jpg

TM
At that much of an arch, you'd be more out than if she were just sitting on you.

robustpuppy 07-27-2004 03:37 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Take the girl on the left out of this photo (and the guy for that matter) and insert me underneath the remaining chick.
TM
When I saved that file and posted it on my website, I just wasn't thinking about who might do google searches for "pull my hair."

LessinSF 07-27-2004 03:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On another note, (gratuitous sexual reference), the past few weeks I've enjoyed giving head much more than having sex. I've enjoyed it so much that it's all I want to do. I don't think this means anything, but I thought I'd share.
It means you are practicing for my future appearance on the worst of American Idol. My fake ID came in the mail last week.

dtb 07-27-2004 03:43 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Psst. I think the real test is whether, after the nerdity test, anyone still had enough geek in them to tackle the self-referential exam. You win.
No, no, no.

I had done the self-referential test before, and thought it was cool. I did check, however, to make sure the one you linked to was the same one. (Because if it hadn't been.... PAR-TAAAAAY!)

ThurgreedMarshall 07-27-2004 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
At that much of an arch, you'd be more out than if she were just sitting on you.
Uh...no.

TM

Alex_de_Large 07-27-2004 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
When I saved that file and posted it on my website, I just wasn't thinking about who might do google searches for "pull my hair."
Would you prefer this (found when Googling "pull my hair")?

http://www.ftlcomm.com/ensign/ensign...mania/hair.jpg

taxwonk 07-27-2004 03:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please tell me he had a good reason for the chest shaving, like he just donated a kidney or something. Otherwise, this is totally yucky enough to render him unfuckable.

And torso stubble burn has got to be uncomfortable. How are the tender inner thighs faring?
There is no good reason. It's just wrong.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

TM
Prove it. Film it. Post it.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-27-2004 03:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
No, no, no.

I had done the self-referential test before, and thought it was cool. I did check, however, to make sure the one you linked to was the same one. (Because if it hadn't been.... PAR-TAAAAAY!)
PAR-TAAAAAY!

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Uh...no.

TM
I'm over Coltrane. It's all you, sugar.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:50 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I could see that, but it seems like it might cause sliding off or sideways or something. Not predictable. Not like pulling on hair when doing it doggy style. Plus, it seems like it would be nearly impossible to keep one's back arched when one is doing all the work from the top and there's nothing handy/at the right height to rest one's hands on for leverage. Maybe if you pulled the coffee table in close and weren't really sitting on the lap, but more in the lap but had basically none of your weight on the lap.

Which sounds very uncomfortable, but then, I'm not in that great shape right now.

The on the lap itself sounds doable. Just not the on the lap with the back arched.
It's doable. Trust me.

And worth doing. Or at least worth doing right.

ltl/fb 07-27-2004 03:51 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
It's doable. Trust me.

And worth doing. Or at least worth doing right.
As long as I'm not required to keep my back arched.

robustpuppy 07-27-2004 03:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Would you prefer this (found when Googling "pull my hair")?
I think I might pass out. I skipped lunch, but that may not be the sole cause.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
As long as I'm not required to keep my back arched.
Required is such a strong word...

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.
Not necessarily.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not necessarily.
Wow. Could you teach me that one?

taxwonk 07-27-2004 03:56 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
(Querying re: coming while giving head)

Does this require the use of your hands? Like Fringey, I am merely curious.
You can't? Hmmm. I will have to ponder this. Demerits will definitely result.

greatwhitenorthchick 07-27-2004 03:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Wow. Could you teach me that one?
I don't know. I could try. It could be a lot of fun trying.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2004 03:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm over Coltrane. It's all you, sugar.
I've been FB cock-blocked.

Damn. Go to lunch and some other four-armed guy moves in.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2004 04:05 PM
Not political...I just like the insult
 
"I wouldn't urinate down his throat if his heart was on fire."

--Democratic consultant James Carville, referring to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader during a speech before the Michigan delegation today.

bold_n_brazen 07-27-2004 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't know. I could try. It could be a lot of fun trying.
Thank you, sensei. I look forward to your teachings.

robustpuppy 07-27-2004 04:09 PM
Not political...I just like the insult
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"I wouldn't urinate down his throat if his heart was on fire."

--Democratic consultant James Carville, referring to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader during a speech before the Michigan delegation today.
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-27-2004 04:12 PM
Not political...I just like the insult
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
How do you think your heart, otherwise known as your pancreas, gets nourishment? Through your throat of course.

Not Bob 07-27-2004 04:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.

Tyrone Slothrop 07-27-2004 04:16 PM
Not political...I just like the insult
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is that really an insult? Because I'm no doctor, but that seems like it might not work.
Let's try with Ralph.

Shape Shifter 07-27-2004 04:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
It's a variation of the line "he's so mean, he wouldn't piss in your ear if your brain was on fire" that (I think) Molly Ivins used about an Attorney General of Texas a few years ago.
The brain part didn't work with Ralph.


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