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Penske_Account 09-08-2006 01:53 PM
I miss my dead neutered cat
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sniff.

I am feeling very sad today. Someone please post something funny.
Law school is scintillating.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 01:53 PM
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He has "a few years" but never finished? How long do you think law school is?
3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-08-2006 01:54 PM
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As everyone who is anyone knows my current coffee drink of the moment is triple espresso. Trippio for the pisanos out there (bon giorno Coltrane!).

Anyhoo, I have come to realise that if I stop at the espresso place a little bit after the rush (which is easy since I rarely get into the office before 9) and order a trippio, they give me a four shots, a quadroppio, iyw. The reason being apparently, on the industrial espresso machines you can't do a single pour, its always a double. If I ask for 3 shots, its a double double, sts, and they have one left over. If its rush hour, no big deal. But after the rush, it would just go in the garbage. Plus, the barista is crushing on me. So, the result is, 4 for the price of 3.
This explains much of your recent posting.

bold_n_brazen 09-08-2006 01:55 PM
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Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.
Then don't.

robustpuppy 09-08-2006 01:55 PM
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3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.
Oh, that explains it. We don't have to do any reading in the day program.

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 01:55 PM
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I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.
Is your company hiring?

Tyrone Slothrop 09-08-2006 01:56 PM
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You have to wake the kid up? At EIGHT THIRTY?

Bitch.
I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school, including time for stretching. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.

notcasesensitive 09-08-2006 01:57 PM
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3 years regular [1L 2L 3L] and 4 years at night.

Since he was at night a few years, assclown.
Good news! After a few years in a night program, he'd have a degree! He failed his last semester?

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 01:57 PM
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I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.
2. Either that or she does home schooling.

dtb 09-08-2006 01:58 PM
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I was actually thinking about my day, which went something like this.

8:20 Wake up. Stretch.
8:30 Wake up Brazenette. Watch her stretch.
9:00 Deliver Brazenette to school.
9:15 Arrive in gym parking lot. Realise iPod left at home. Depart gym parking lot posthaste.
9:20 Arrive at McMansion. Answer email from paramour.
9:22 Decide to take a nap.
11:43 Arise from nap when phone rings to confirm an appointment for Monday's facial and hot stone massage.
11:45 until current Chat with friends on the internets via Lawtalkers and IM. Arrange to UPS ACL ticket to beautiful girl who is meeting me in Texas.

God. I cannot tell you how much I miss practicing law.
You know, I was toying with the idea of making a comeback from retirement -- and I may do it someday, but that day is not today. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

See above schedule for a glimpse of the reason why.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 01:59 PM
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Then don't.
Girrrl, I am like 7-up, never had it never will.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:00 PM
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Good news! After a few years in a night program, he'd have a degree! He failed his last semester?
No he decided law sucked ass and staying home was better. He is of the Bnb camp which heck, works for me. you could pick a side too if you liking.

robustpuppy 09-08-2006 02:00 PM
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You know, I was toying with the idea of making a comeback from retirement -- and I may do it someday, but that day is not today. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

See above schedule for a glimpse of the reason why.
This is not cheering me up. I just euthanized my cat, I have the worst cold ever (for the 6th time this year), I have had to spend every day this week "managing expectations" (as in saying "sorry, that's not going to be ready"), self-evaluations are due soon (great timing), and ...

I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!

bold_n_brazen 09-08-2006 02:02 PM
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I was amazed at that it took her only thirty minutes from wake-up to deliver the kid to school, including time for stretching. I say Brazen is working on a career writing fiction.
It's true, actually. In the space of one episode of Go, Diego, Go we were packed up and out the door.

Lunch packed. Clothing applied to squirming 3 year old. We even had to change to an alternate pair of shoes when the second hot pink croc could not be located.

The Brazenette prefers her cereal sans milk, which means it travels quite easily.

bold_n_brazen 09-08-2006 02:03 PM
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Girrrl, I am like 7-up, never had it never will.
This is the most accurate thing you've ever written.

robustpuppy 09-08-2006 02:03 PM
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It's true, actually. In the space of one episode of Go, Diego, Go we were packed up and out the door.

Lunch packed. Clothing applied to squirming 3 year old. We even had to change to an alternate pair of shoes when the second hot pink croc could not be located.

The Brazenette prefers her cereal sans milk, which means it travels quite easily.
Take it to the Kathie Lee Gifford board, bitch.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:03 PM
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This is not cheering me up. I just euthanized my cat, I have the worst cold ever (for the 6th time this year), I have had to spend every day this week "managing expectations" (as in saying "sorry, that's not going to be ready"), self-evaluations are due soon (great timing), and ...

I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!
so, go break some flourescent light bulbs and that will take your mind off of such things!

Retard 09-08-2006 02:03 PM
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Hello retard.
Hi!

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Yes, you.
Who, me?

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I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.
I, too, would much rather be a lackey in a law firm. post that shit out to the planet pluto.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:03 PM
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This is the most accurate thing you've ever written.
At least I don't depend on TM to shore up my insecurities oh tell me I'm pretty TM!!!!

dtb 09-08-2006 02:05 PM
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Hello retard. Yes, you. I would never ever ever want to stay home ever. Never ever. underline, bold, brackets. bleh. post that shit into space.
You know, ppnyc, no offense and all that, but I think that were most people to have the opportunity to have b'n'b's lifestyle (or something even approaching it), they'd jump at the chance.

I think most people here could have your lifestyle, and yet, they don't choose it.

I understand if you're trying to convince yourself, but you're really not convincing anyone else. And no matter how relentlessly you pursue this line of "my life is better than yours", no one here (but you, apparently) would choose the life of paralegaling over b'nb's lifestyle.

We could all be paralegals if we wanted that.

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 02:05 PM
iPod musing.....
 
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
This explains much of your recent posting.
So I am on the treadmill last night, and as everyone who's anyone knows, I was down with the Wu back in the day, since they came str8outta shaolin, and I am Ironman, and fka Tony Stark, so of course Ghostface is on my iPod. I am listening to his brand new shit, and the remix of "Back Like That" comes on, and the intro is NeYo talking over the beat, and introducing people and he says,

"Ghostface, your getting fat now."

And Starkes talks over and says,

"It's the remix, got the fat stomach I’m laid up , eating good now"

Tm,

Life imitating art or art imitating life?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-08-2006 02:07 PM
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so, go break some flourescent light bulbs and that will take your mind off of such things!
Jesus fucking christ. Wtf is wrong with you.

A "good person" you are not.

(sorry everyone)

Penske_Account 09-08-2006 02:08 PM
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It's true, actually. In the space of one episode of Go, Diego, Go we were packed up and out the door.

Lunch packed. Clothing applied to squirming 3 year old. We even had to change to an alternate pair of shoes when the second hot pink croc could not be located.

The Brazenette prefers her cereal sans milk, which means it travels quite easily.
No food in the car slows me down.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:08 PM
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You know, ppnyc, no offense and all that, but I think that were most people to have the opportunity to have b'n'b's lifestyle (or something even approaching it), they'd jump at the chance.

I think most people here could have your lifestyle, and yet, they don't choose it.

I understand if you're trying to convince yourself, but you're really not convincing anyone else. And no matter how relentlessly you pursue this line of "my life is better than yours", no one here (but you, apparently) would choose the life of paralegaling over b'nb's lifestyle.

We could all be paralegals if we wanted that.
I have to tell you dtb that was the closest thing to something nasty you have ever posted to me.

My mom was dumped on her ass after 20 years of stay at home martha stewartness. Her lifestyle went down like 70% in Q-O-L.

I would never fucking stay home if you paid me. It is my own personal quirk being projected on her but I am allergic to staying home. and my husband is a peach. it's not about him. it is my issue.

and you can tell me that my mom's situation is unique to me but then I'd have to call bs. I hear it all the time.

Some poor 56 year old woman shilling makeup in Chappaqua her CEO hubby dumped her to trade up? NO THANKS.

robustpuppy 09-08-2006 02:08 PM
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No food in the car slows me down.
You can never put too much water in a nuclear reactor.

Hank Chinaski 09-08-2006 02:11 PM
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You know, ppnyc, no offense and all that, but I think that were most people to have the opportunity to have b'n'b's lifestyle (or something even approaching it), they'd jump at the chance.
I wouldn't take 2 hour naps. I take 2 45 minutes naps, one AM one PM in an empty office next door. but 2 hours straight would be too long.

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We could all be paralegals if we wanted that.
I would get fired for all the typos:(

notcasesensitive 09-08-2006 02:11 PM
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I have to tell you dtb that was the closest thing to something nasty you have ever posted to me.

My mom was dumped on her ass after 20 years of stay at home martha stewartness. Her lifestyle went down like 70% in Q-O-L.

I would never fucking stay home if you paid me. It is my own personal quirk being projected on her but I am allergic to staying home. and my husband is a peach. it's not about him. it is my issue.

and you can tell me that my mom's situation is unique to me but then I'd have to call bs. I hear it all the time.

Some poor 56 year old woman shilling makeup in Chappaqua her CEO hubby dumped her to trade up? NO THANKS.
You are right. You have issues.

soup sandwich 09-08-2006 02:11 PM
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At least I don't depend on TM to shore up my insecurities oh tell me I'm pretty TM!!!!
I think I finally understand where you were coming from a few weeks ago.

You were upset NOT because TM said you weren't pretty, but rather, because he lied about the fact that you ARE pretty. And he did it in a nasty way.

This means that you met with TM and subjected yourself to his appraisal NOT because you were seeking validation, but rather, you were just meeting so that he could verify your prettiness. No more, no less. It's the fact that he lied that set you off.

Have I got this right now?

Sidd Finch 09-08-2006 02:12 PM
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This is not cheering me up. I just euthanized my cat, I have the worst cold ever (for the 6th time this year), I have had to spend every day this week "managing expectations" (as in saying "sorry, that's not going to be ready"), self-evaluations are due soon (great timing), and ...

I'm not even supposed to BE here today!!!

May I suggest that you don't fuck anyone in a dark bathroom today?

Hank Chinaski 09-08-2006 02:12 PM
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No food in the car slows me down.
Are the kids heavy like the first wife? they probably move slow?

bold_n_brazen 09-08-2006 02:13 PM
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I have to tell you dtb that was the closest thing to something nasty you have ever posted to me.

My mom was dumped on her ass after 20 years of stay at home martha stewartness. Her lifestyle went down like 70% in Q-O-L.

I would never fucking stay home if you paid me. It is my own personal quirk being projected on her but I am allergic to staying home. and my husband is a peach. it's not about him. it is my issue.

and you can tell me that my mom's situation is unique to me but then I'd have to call bs. I hear it all the time.

Some poor 56 year old woman shilling makeup in Chappaqua her CEO hubby dumped her to trade up? NO THANKS.
Question: If you won the lottery or if you found a magic tree that grew money, would you still feel the compulsion to work?

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:14 PM
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I think I finally understand where you were coming from a few weeks ago.

You were upset NOT because TM said you weren't pretty, but rather, because he lied about the fact that you ARE pretty. And he did it in a nasty way.

This means that you met with TM and subjected yourself to his appraisal NOT because you were seeking validation, but rather, you were just meeting so that he could verify your prettiness. No more, no less. It's the fact that he lied that set you off.

Have I got this right now?
YES! Hallelujah and praise Jesus! Yes!

The lying makes good drama on the board.

There is no drama in me being attractive.

Sidd Finch 09-08-2006 02:15 PM
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I think I finally understand where you were coming from a few weeks ago.

You were upset NOT because TM said you weren't pretty, but rather, because he lied about the fact that you ARE pretty. And he did it in a nasty way.

This means that you met with TM and subjected yourself to his appraisal NOT because you were seeking validation, but rather, you were just meeting so that he could verify your prettiness. No more, no less. It's the fact that he lied that set you off.

Have I got this right now?

Careful. It's a short step from understanding a nutjob to simply being one. I watched this happen to Hank on the PB.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:16 PM
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I think I finally understand where you were coming from a few weeks ago.

You were upset NOT because TM said you weren't pretty, but rather, because he lied about the fact that you ARE pretty. And he did it in a nasty way.

This means that you met with TM and subjected yourself to his appraisal NOT because you were seeking validation, but rather, you were just meeting so that he could verify your prettiness. No more, no less. It's the fact that he lied that set you off.

Have I got this right now?
You do you do. Yayayayayay!!!!!!!!! that is why you are such a good patent atty.

dtb 09-08-2006 02:17 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I have to tell you dtb that was the closest thing to something nasty you have ever posted to me.

My mom was dumped on her ass after 20 years of stay at home martha stewartness. Her lifestyle went down like 70% in Q-O-L.

I would never fucking stay home if you paid me. It is my own personal quirk being projected on her but I am allergic to staying home. and my husband is a peach. it's not about him. it is my issue.

and you can tell me that my mom's situation is unique to me but then I'd have to call bs. I hear it all the time.

Some poor 56 year old woman shilling makeup in Chappaqua her CEO hubby dumped her to trade up? NO THANKS.
No one is saying you are wrong for making the choices you have made. People take issue with your foisting your choices upon others and your apparent attitude that if someone doesn't make the same choices you do, they are somehow not doing the right thing.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-08-2006 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
As everyone who is anyone knows my current coffee drink of the moment is triple espresso. Trippio for the pisanos out there (bon giorno Coltrane!).
Ciao!

J. Fred Muggs 09-08-2006 02:20 PM
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and short buses.

AoN there is a special ed kid on my drive to the train. She stares at the car every morning. Is it bad form to wave? I feel badly.
I love that in the first sentence you talk about a special ed kid and in the last you say "I feel badly".

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:20 PM
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Question: If you won the lottery or if you found a magic tree that grew money, would you still feel the compulsion to work?
Yes but I'm nuts like that. I love the city I love working in a big firm I love interacting with clients I love going out on the deal dinners. I love that shit. but I am a weirdo as we've discussed prior

Tyrone Slothrop 09-08-2006 02:22 PM
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You know, ppnyc, no offense and all that, but I think that were most people to have the opportunity to have b'n'b's lifestyle (or something even approaching it), they'd jump at the chance.
I agree with you, but my wife would go nuts. So would I. Go figure. Diff'rent strokes, and all that.

patentparanyc 09-08-2006 02:23 PM
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I think I finally understand where you were coming from a few weeks ago.

You were upset NOT because TM said you weren't pretty, but rather, because he lied about the fact that you ARE pretty. And he did it in a nasty way.

This means that you met with TM and subjected yourself to his appraisal NOT because you were seeking validation, but rather, you were just meeting so that he could verify your prettiness. No more, no less. It's the fact that he lied that set you off.

Have I got this right now?
AND AND that he subjected me to some strict standard stringent set of parameters like model like and all that and gorgeous hottie standards. I implied I was a pretty girl that gets a lot of attention. I do. Attys here buy me coffee, give me sbux cards, take me out to lunch. I get hit on on the train, in GC in sbux which was high comedy here everywhere. doesn't mean I'm a smokin hottie AT ALL.


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