Just curious
 

All of the above.

Just so you know, as long as you want to keep posting about me, I am here for you. Paigow finds it very upsetting, though, so you might want to factor that in depending on how you feel about her.

In defense of Elvis
 

Your b/f is Will Ferrell?

BTW, please stop abbreviating "boyfriend" as b/f. Everybody knows this stands for butt-fuck, and hearing you talk about buttlove is enough to make it sound dirty and unappealing.

In defense of Elvis
 

Well I appreciate the um, advice. But why assume I was being sarcastic? Didn't you say you were good lookin'?

Seriously, I appreciate having someone read my post the way it was meant to be read.

Analogies 101
 

You, jock itch and crabs.

No argument here.

OK, seriously, am I the only female who is nearly always totally unaware of the state of her nipples? I don't know what they are doing unless (a) I'm absolutely FREEZING or (b) I happen to see them (mirror, looking down).

f(they aren't terribly sensitive -- probably has something to do with it)b

Analogies 101
 

The voice of experience.

Analogies 101
 

Wrong. Research has shown that heterosexual women are equally aroused by lesbian porn and straight porn. No reason think verbal descriptions are any different.

http://www.washtimes.com/national/20021223-12520450.htm

Silly girl, I think maybe
 

That is really fucking stupid! It betrays a real lack of understanding about human sexuality. Just because I am not gay does not mean that I am not turned on by images and/or descriptions of beautiful female bodies. You say you have a beautiful body and a hot sex life, but you describe those facts with such an absence of subtlety that you completely strip the description of all eroticism.

Absence of subtlety is also an understated way of describing the general issue with your posts, which is that you hammer away at the obvious and in doing so, appear to miss the wit that goes on around and in response to you.

That may be deliberate, and regardless of whether it is, I find it entertaining. What you lack in arguing skills and (apparent*) wit you make up for in your ability to push people's buttons, no pun intended.

RP

* Because it may all be a big joke, in which case, haha!

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

Either you're crazy or your memory is flawed.

My point exactly.

TM

In defense of Elvis
 

RP,

I'm still stuck on the nipples. You've got my sarcasm meter all busted up.

I ain't bad, but if I could pop nipples on sight alone, well... I'd be in movies...

S(...or more liekly perpetually hiding behind my desk...)D

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

He was deported long before Ashcroft took over, for a not-so-stupid thing. I think he shot his cousin. He went to jail, was deported when he got out and I think maybe they're trying to deport him again, but I don't know why. PLF? E/O?

TM

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

Didn't we have an entire conversation about this?

Yes, my memory is flawed.

Even(only crazy for you, baby)Odds

Analogies 101
 

LP, you are brilliant. From the fucking Washington Times! Given JFF's leanings, that is so, so well done. I bow.

Are you a man?
 

Be careful if you say that. Several posters claimed that the fact that I am not acutely aware of the status of my nipples at all times was absolute proof that I was a man.

I wish I was a little bit taller....I wish I was a baller
 

Maybe it's the rap snob in me, but I've only heard like 3 good songs (outside of Outkast) come out of The South.

Thurgreed(there's gonna be a lot of slow-singin' and flower-bringin' if my burgular alarm starts ringin')Marshall