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we had sock like things.

First they'll take your porn
 

I am surprised that it is only a third. Do people actually check into hotels and not watch porn? It's an essential part of the hotel experience, much like taking the little bottles of stuff.

I still hold out hope....
 

Oh my God. For the love of all that is holy, please oh please oh please, stop.

I'll give you a straw. I'll buy you a bra. I'll let you use my Bag, Borrow or Steal membership.

Just stop. Please.

I still hold out hope....
 

YOu rent bags? ewwww.

and tell your boy to stop it. that is the source of the problem

I still hold out hope....
 

I don't know what hurts more!!

Food
 

I think the fritter has transfats, which are least healthy. But if I were you, I would have both. Bagel first, followed by fritter. Fuck it.

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What you chose for me. I'm not up on my French, so I'm not sure what it was, but it was deee-lish.

Now can you tell everyone how hot I am? It might some people change their minds in the poll.

I still hold out hope....
 

You can attempt to make shit up to try to poison people against me in some lame attempt to get them on your side, but I think it's fairly transparent. Even if it does work and she believes you, I'm fairly certain that she'll still think you're a fucking loser.

TM

I still hold out hope....
 

He is not my boy.

And he would be the first to tell you that.

Food
 

Oh, right, transfats. I will stick with the usually-more-satisfying bagel.

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Here's a tip. Trying to make your crusade against TM some sort of feminist thing, or opaquely introducing the concept of sexual assault into the debate isn't a great idea... I'm just sayin'.

But you'll do it anyway.

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Apology accepted.

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Apparently he didn't study very hard, or, more likely, you didn't listen very well. Vents are a matter of choice, which is why all tailors offer all three options on a bespoke suit.

As for high-end off the rack, I suggest you look at Oxxford, Hickey-Freeman, Paul Stuart, Armani, Zegna, and Brioni, among others, all of whom either currently or in the past have offered center vent models.

Being shrill doesn't make you right.

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I have been told u have done many generous and nice things.

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no it simply makes me moody.

I looked at Hickey. Hickey is dreamy.

zegna too. I'm a material freak like the wool. Paul Stuart also. The woman glommed onto me to explain the entire women's fall line. And no she wasn't hitting on me before the onslaught starts.

Food
 

coffee is for closers.

First they'll take your porn
 

Some people just carry it around on the laptop to save the $12.95 a pop. My complaint is that you order the fucking movie based on the description, then lo and behold, you get someone like Blue Iris in the movie. NSFW.

Poll: Men -- how deep is your porn collection buried in your computer's directory structure?

Mine two deep, hidden directory.

A revelation
 

I would just like to apologize right now to NFH for any wrongs I may have made against her, or any mean jokes at her expense over the years. I know that you are not a man. In all honesty, I think you are a nice person, perhaps a little quirky, like all of us, but at the end of the day, I'd be happy to be seated next to you at a party. We could talk about cars, sports, celebrity gossip, all sorts of things, and I'm sure that I'd have a good opinion of you, and hopefully, you'd have the same. While I generally post insults at everyone, I generally am just being me, and usually kidding when I do it.

What I'm trying to say NFH, albeit, ineloquently, is that I've recently found a new respect and admiration for you. Cheers! Please post more.

Food
 

Bankers say stuff like that. heh.

French cuffs anyone??

First they'll take your porn
 

Nice of them to create a listing of hotels to avoid.

Thankfully, there is too much money in this business for much to come of their protests. I hope.

First they'll take your porn
 

100% of mine.

A revelation
 

How do you know she is not a man?

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Merci. Every once in a while a blind pig finds the proverbial acorn, iykwimaiktyd.

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Whatever. I accepted your apology. It does not mean I am in any way inclined favorably towards you. I think you are a twit. I like TM very much and he can easily fight for himself but in his defense I will say that you are completely wrong about him and you are extremely easily offended. You need to grow a spine and a brain and stop lashing out at others because of your incredible insecurities. Seriously. Get help.

First they'll take your porn
 

So, if you had to choose between a hotel room with porn and a complimentary Motor City Bagel, or one without either, which would you choose?

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Wonk we basically agree on fashion with a few tweaks. Can we agree that we agree? I'm too tired to fight, amazingly enough.

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I think he would have survived Shea-gate to manage next season. Until this happened. They need to stop hiring crazies to manage this team. Anyone else remember Tim (when I was over in ''nam) Johnson? My guess is that Ernie Whitt will be managing next season.

A revelation
 

A gentlemonkey never peels his banana and tells.

However, I will tell if you post a truthful review of your firsthand observation of the majesty that is patentparanyc.

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hmmmmm you're a nice person..............nice.person.

A revelation
 

French cuffs.

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Dude. That's what I did. Zegna and Canali -- they make some beautiful, though pricey, stuff.

And thyey're well tailored. They look good, despite my obvious blunder in failing to get buttonholes that would confirm to the world that they looked good.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

How do you explain Busty Galore or Chesty Morgan? They were not unattractive to many....

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Excellent. Now I don't have to bother getting this image out of my head.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...umo_ap203b.jpg

First they'll take your porn
 

2. Or drinking from the honour bar and then refilling and crafting a new seal so you don't have to pay.

A revelation
 

Shit. Foiled again.

A deal is a deal, I guess. I had a dna sample sent to the lab, and no "y" chromosome.

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Sniff. Zegna is very nice.

Am I pathetically throwing you a bone?

A revelation
 

Hey man, even socks wear French Cuffs.

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Man, you totally fucked up. Now everybody's going to know you bought seconds from Bluefly.com

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I think we need a woman to weigh in on this debate. When's ABBA going to be in NY?

A revelation
 

How did you get the dna sample?