Girls gone wild.
 

Girls gone wild.
 

Yes.

God, I miss the Kitchen.

not7yS

Serenaty Now
 

What did we do when the Olympic hockey matches were on in the daytime? I don't remember.

Anyway, I'd say that providing spoilers for such things is simply a matter of courtesy. If the news, plot developments, etc., is more than a few days old, then a spoiler probably isn't necessary.

Paigow, there probably isn't anyway to completely avoid seeing that sort of news when online. Fricken AOL puts that sort of stuff on their welcome page, so I learn all sorts of things when I log in from home. (I know, I know -- drop AOL. In my defense, I have had it about 10 years, and it would be a huge pain to change email addresses, etc., for me, my wife, and our kid.)

Penskeloonie
 

Fuck! You're right, notwithstanding that Pantaloonie started out as a political sock two days ago and if I was posting a political rant about Ms. Garofalo it would have been about 10 paragraphs longer and referenced (1) the lack of fulfillment of A. Baldwin's promise to defect to the land of gaulois and monokinis; (b) the failure of Hillary C. to apologize for the VRWC thing; and (iii) the failure of Reno and company to apologize for the elian thing.

Still, you're right. I'm spent. I need to get back to the basics. Find myself. The real me and not some sockish perversion (except for the lactation lover perversion-that preceded the sock).

Is there a 12 step program for this type of thing?

Oh the humanity!

Penske

ps: are we still on for burritos in the circle??

Field Day Festival moved from actual field to Giants Stadium, truncated
 

June showers bring July flowers?

Banning kids
 

Speaking about banning kids, another one of my fucking co-workers is currently wandering the office with his new baby. It is not as if we have not had the pleasure of seeing the little imp already (not only in person but in the e-mailed photos sent company-wide). Why can't people understand that this is a fucking place of business, not a damn baby show. Why do people insist upon bringing their wrinkly little ugly offspring into the office and then going from office to office for the obligatory "oohs and ahhs?" I have a kid, he has no place in the office.* Unless the little fuckers are getting paid to be here, in which case they better be generating some revenue, leave your children at home! I guess my biggest problem is that when someone comes into my office with a child/baby I just don't have the cajones to say "no, I don't want to coo over your fucking kid." I generally will find a way not to hold the kid, but it still wastes 5-10 minutes of time hearing the latest "he took the cutest shit" story. Sheesh.



*Unless he is sick or has a holiday and his father cannot get off work to watch him and I absolutely must be in the office in which case he comes into my office and sits with his video gams, toys and books and bothers not a soul.

Field Day Festival moved from actual field to Giants Stadium, truncated
 

I can't remember the last day it wasn't sunny. FWIW. NTTAWWT.

Serenaty Now
 

You actually said "recast" if you wanna be precise

You should also avoid the home pages of

AOL, MSN, MSNBC and CNN

not7yS

PS - FOXNEWS, Drudge and Bloomberg are all safe

Penskeloonie
 

Um, maybe because there *was* a VRWC (assuming we are using a colloquial meaning of "conspiracy")?

Girls gone wild.
 

Just go to any NASCAR event and camp there for the weekend and you will see more nakedness than you can shake a stick at. I recommend Watkins Glen or Talladega for the most prolific flashers.
Personally, I am bothered by anyone willing to bare her shit in public unless she is being paid for it. I know that the guys love it, but my experience has been that women willing to bare their shit to groups of men for free generally don't have much worth seeing. Why do I want to see the misshapen boobs hanging over the pooch of a chick with questionable hygiene habits? I suppose that for men, who are visual creatures, any chance to see nipple, even if it is attached to some hag, is a thrill -- this seems to apply regardless of the age of the man in question.

Penskeloonie
 

I wouldn't know what Hollywood celebrities thought about current events if it weren't for conservatives complaining about it all.

If we're just dropping the socks, that would be great -- I'm getting tired of posting as paigow. Mmm, carnitas.

Girls gone wild.
 

This may be the first thing you have said that I agree with. I remain scarred for life from this time I was in New Orleans and a "girl" failed to give me fair warning before she bared her navel ticklers for some cheap baubles. <shudder>

Banning kids
 

Ooh! Ooh! I think I know this one! Because these people are excited and happy about having the child and want everyone to share in their excitement and happiness? Also, it gets them some attention which everyone enjoys every now and again? Are these right? What do I win?

Also, why do all you folks have such a hard time navigating on the sidewalk in a crowd? How freakin' hard is it to avoid people? You go left, go right, slow down, speed up, and give polite verbal cues to the other pedestrians. It ain't fuckin' rocket science.

Serenaty Now
 

Technically, it didn't matter because God had pre-ordained the outcome of that little tournament, but if I remember correctly most of the important matches were on at night or the weekend anyway. If someone had posted that woohoo Japan only lost 12-2 on its first game, I don't think anyone would have gotten angry.

Girls gone wild.
 

Yes.

At one of the "right" parties I went to (back when I wasn't old and boring) some stripper girls (guest, not hired) came in, got loaded, and proceeded to have drunk stripper sex in the middle of the living room floor - seemingly oblivious to everyone else. The guys were utterly entranced - I've never seen anything quite like it.

-TL