nwtf....
 

et tu, burgerus?

nwtf....
 

I have them. You don't really want them back. Trust me, I bought them from Hank.

nwtf....
 

my dresser, like my women, go commando.

Request for Not Bob
 

One more song parody. For old time's sake. "Commando," to the tune of ABBA's "Fernando."

Why Am I Working?
 

Instead of playing hooky and seeing The Protector?


Argh. The injustice of it all.

full box
 

The gaping gash is actually full. Or, her box is. Clear it out, pup.

full box
 

Jealous much?

Request for Not Bob
 

Fringey: for dinner, I recommend going to a French restaurant and having small birds, maybe a paste or stew of pigeonneau, Accompany with rhudabagas and pipérade- artichoke mayo AND wine. bon appetit!

full box
 

I want to respond to a PM.


Hank, what KIND of wine?

full box
 

asswine. duh.

full box
 

Varietal? Vineyard?

full box
 

Ty recommends a CA-Zin, fresh out of the box.

full box
 

I would avoid the box, unless you're feeling especially ambitious. And barrels.

Why Am I Working?
 

Tony Jaa and his elbows! Why are you still at work, Sidd?

DVD recommendation
 

There's an Electric Company DVD available (probably by clicking the amazon link to your left). It is fantastic. I doubt there'll ever be a kids show again that is so well written and performed. Rita Moreno comes off very well, singing, dancing, doing comedy. Morgan Freeman and Bill Cosby are also brilliant.

We're gonna turn you on
We're gonna give you the power

full box
 

Can you be more specific? There's a lot of Ho's around these parts.

DVD recommendation
 

Noggin used to carry it late at night. A few years ago I had a habit of drunkenly coming home and watching a few episodes before going to bed. The Easy Reader is a truly awesome character.

And using the appropriate use of AON, I give you twin albino pygmy monkey babies.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...-photo_big.jpg

Mazel tov, Flinty.

full box
 

I recommend the Duckhorn Sauvignon Blanc 2003 or perhaps 4 if you order the paste, and the Paraduxx red blend 2002 if the stew.

Why Am I Working?
 

You ready to go?

DVD recommendation
 

There's actually a whole boxed set. Which has a place of honor next to the TV alongside the boxed set of Fraggle Rock and the entire collection of Schoolhouse Rock.

DVD recommendation
 

Update: Noggin now sucks. They used to syndicate vintage Sesame Street, the Electric Company, Zoom and 3-2-1 Contact! Now it's Dawson's Creek and the Fresh Prince of Bellaire.

Fraggle Rock was a truly awesome show. I may need to get that boxed set.

DVD recommendation
 

I believe Less said somewhere that there was an entire Fraggle Rock themed bar somewhere in Bulgaria or something.

Either that, or the mushroom I had at lunch wasnt a portobello

DVD recommendation
 

Yet another reason why I need to get a "Party at BnB's house" email. Though not the main reason.

DVD recommendation
 

Don't forget Fargo North, Decoder

DVD recommendation
 

Owe the bookie again? Need the babysitting money?

whee!
 

I finally got a Nigerian (and kinda Liberian) scam email!!!!!

Or one of you made it up to make me feel like I'm qualified for the cool table.

Thanks!

DVD recommendation
 

Mogwai? Mogwai?

DVD recommendation
 

Mogwai's last CD sucked.

As for the - hey, hey, we're the monkeys - too hairy for Flinty; too ugly for TGreed; too single for Shifter; for that matter, too single for Slave...

I'm thinking SoupSandwich or NFH

Television
 

I know reality TV is popular with the board: Survivor, Big Brother, The Amazing Race, Rock Star, Project Runway. None of those really appealed to me, even when I lived around the corner from the Big Brother house.

With that in mind, I'd like any reality TV fan on the board to explain what show could possibly be better than Charger Girls: Making the Squad on the NFL Network.

Newest member!
 

Way to scare off the newest newber Hank!

Most helpful indeed.

P

Newest member!
 

she's looking for info on "advance fee fraud, check/money order scamming and fake banks"? And you want to give up? I believe Wonk/Burger/Fringey could have great PB debates on what the law should be for all that- they may already have come to think of it. Email her to go to PB.

Television
 

This post is a true public service. Thank you Jack. Ok, I just ran to my TiVo, and now I'm back. Last night, I saw a commercial for a reality show on the National Geographic channel where they follow a leopard around for the first three years of its life. I don't know about this one . . .

Television
 

first, the best of the elimination reality shows is ANTM, not any of those you've listed.

second, the 2 best reality shows are actually among the top TV shows EVER: the 1st season of The Osbournes and the 1st season of Anna Nicole. After the 1st seasons they both became contrived, but when limited to the original source material those were some perfect TV watching. Remember when you first meet Anna's cousin?

Television
 

You want models? How about Casie?

[Insert picture of Charger Girl Cassie in a bikini here]

I've got your source material right here:

[Insert pictures of Charger Girls Kamri and Lauren in bikinis here]

I think you're just upset because the Lions don't have cheerleaders.

I'm upset that they redesigned their uniforms. They look too much like the Carolina Panthers. They need to go with the old-school blue and drop the black.

Television
 

D, wtf? The "properties" thingy doesn't even work.

Perhaps you are turned on by thick blue helmets with white and yellow streaks?

Television
 

"Casting Couch: Making the Squad on Charlie's Angels" recently discovered in a safe deposit box in Tarzana as part of Aaron Spelling's estate.

Television
 

No, it means whatever site he's linking to doesn't want us to suck their bandwidth so they don't allow hotlinking.

Television
 

I like the thick blue helmet theory better.

ETA www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi -- I put my real name in, and it said my slogan is "Go To Work On A [Fringy]" -- I couldn't agree more.

Television
 

I got:

If You Really Want To Know, Look In The International Justice.

Think about it.

Television
 

Go On, Get Your Chinaski Out.

my real last name is also a product brand. the product once had a slogan that was cutely sexually suggestive if taken as being about me instead of the product.