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If they're here in TX, it's only a couple days.

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Nice mental picture. But I thought you said your husband was bigger than this. No wonder you have a problem with anal sex. Your husband doesn't want to do it with you, he would rather play dress up with the NASCAR crowd.

TM

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Actually, it looks like they're legal in several states (assuming the accuracy of this chart, which looks reasonable: http://www.actwin.com/eatonohio/gay/consent.htm). All y'all seeking lusty incestuous threesomes with the lovely Olsen girls should just keep track of their movements and intercept them at an appearance in, say, Alaska.

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Are you on ludes or are you normally this unintelligible? Here, I'll say it slower so you can follow -- he identified himself as an officer of the law which scared the guys into putting out their marijuana cigarettes which were inappropriate due to the presence of young children in the crowd. Do you suck the life out of people around you like you suck the fun out of everyday life?

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The doll that Cindy lost was named Kitty Karryall. Sadly, I did not need to google this one.

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So aren't there any men out there who will raise the important issue as to the sex skill set of these bubbly teenagers? I'm pretty sure it takes most women at least until the age of 20 to get to a point of really enjoying the sex and creating an enjoyable experience for the other sex participant(s). Now the Coors twins look like they've probably got it down...

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Oh shit - you're right. I knew that.

-TL

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Much the same for me. I dated 2 out of a set of triplets in one summer. The triplets were best friends with my first boyfriend, and a set of twins. I also dated both twins that summer, but I use the term "dated" loosely, because one of the twins was gay, and not really out, and so I was really more of a beard at that point.

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You are clearly too stupid to understand the joke at your expense, so let's just move on.

TM

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I'm sure that any skills are a moot point, as the thrill of debauching the Olsen twins will make the entire experience last about 45 seconds.

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I actually prefer twin tracker since it has a map.

And yes, I've been aware of this site for some time.

not7yS

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Seems like you and the hubby were the ones sucking the fun out of life for those NASCAR fans. Seems like car races might fit in with concerts as a place where the wacky weed should be tolerated by all.*



*note: I've never gone to said car races, but since mullets and poor grooming habits are undoubtedly allowed in such places, seems like other rules might be more relaxed than, say, an afternoon in the boxes at Saratoga

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I like the intro to the site: "Please keep in mind that many states have additional laws that are used to harass adults who have consenting sexual activity with minors."

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Training can be difficult. It can also be a labor of love.

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The map quotes are old, but I note that it says the age of consent in SC is 14. 14! Yikes.