First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes whatever the fuck you want
 

Board motto --- nominated

A(fuck Heather Smith)G

Worst Passengers
 

I agree. People with children should not go anywhere or do anything if it risks exposing society to their children. Children should be neither seen nor heard. The rest of us have a right to walk down the street without being reminded that there are children in the world.

The same goes with old people, fatties, ugly people, the disabled, and people who talk funny, and people who play loud music in their cars with the windows down.

Worst Passengers
 

You forgot stupid people, those who carry umbrellas on the sidewalk when it is only sprinkling, the fashionably challenged, and really hairy people.

No, seriously - I love kids, but the problem (and the point of the thread) is not kids themselves, but when they are misbehaving and the parent either does nothing to harness the child's behavior or actually encourages it. Crying babies are a fact of life; crying babies in a crowded theater whose parent refuses to take the kid out are a problem. Kids yelling/running/thowing things on a playground are kids; kids yelling/running/thowing things at a dining establishment whose parents are purposefully oblivious are a problem. And you can be sure as hell that the minute my kid does anything truly offensive, it will be removed from the situation or otherwise appropriately dealt with.

-T(likes kids, hates brats)L

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes whatever the fuck you want
 

I second that

:thumbsup:

Afternoon Dumb Poll Ketchup
 

Me: "I think that you have documents that you haven't provided, because they are referenced in documents which you have provided." [Examples of such documents discussed.]

Opposite in Transaction: "We must have a comprehensive list of all of the documents which you do not have!"

Me: "Well, there's the Magna Carta...."

Reality[TV] Bites
 

Apparently, Rob Campos from "For Love or Money" just got fired from his law firm.

Oops.

not7yS

Worst Passengers
 

Jesus GWNC, you're really asking for it now. I think you've just assured yourself a miserable summer flying season. I mean that's like using the L-word when betting on sports.

str(the Raiders are a lock, I tell ya. A stone-cold lock)8.

Love vs. $
 

You know you're fucked when you're fired by your law firm and the firm takes the opportunity to issue a press release saying it did so out of respect for its minority and women clients.

So, ladies, the tough choice between marrying a contract attorney or $1M just got slightly easier.

Love vs. $
 

This must have all been a set-up. A cheesy, smarmy masher or one meeeelyon dollars. Not really a choice, and it helps the women look less like whores.

Love vs. $
 

I think this has to be one of the funniest things I have seen on a reality show. And I adore the fact the reality has moved into the real world.

New Title
 

Hey, Leagl, shouldn't your new title be "Please Touch My Monkey"

New Title
 

See now, I knew you wanted to have a 3some with me. I thought, during your denials that the lady doth protest too much, and I see I am proved right. Oh yes, I know. You want my monkey, and you cannot have it.

You'll simply have to learn you can't have everything you want. Oh no. Not everyone is charmed by your hotness.

You hussy.

New Title
 

Enough!

This stupid poll has been driving me crazy.

Okay, I want to have a 3some with every single person here.

Every single one of you.

I thought I could short-circuit it with Less and Slave, but now I want to do the sex with each person here.

Better?!

New Title
 

Much.

New Title
 

So, should we make arrangements for me to touch your monkey?