LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
3. I don't do the creamy chocolate on fruit thing. Why is it also considered a sexy thing? People bought my wife and me champagne at our hotel along with choc covered strawberries. Neither aided the sex. And I don't know why anyone would think they would. Has anyone ever sat back and said "Cocholate covered fruit and enough bubbly to give me just a tiny hint of a buzz... ahhh... I'm suddenly so horny." No. No one gets their mojo rolling because of fruti or oysters or anything else Mickey Rourke drizzled over Kim Basinger. Total marketing gimmick.

whenever you make a post that shines light on your homoness you always try to come back with a "fucking the wife" post. that beard doesn't grow no more.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2006 04:42 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
they are not real blueberries. they are processed and frozen. they work only as texture here. is it Cadbury that has the fruit and nut chocolate bar?

grape nuts work as texture. malt-balls work as texture. m and m's work as texture.

BTW: raisinettes? nasty.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
they are not real blueberries. they are processed and frozen. they work only as texture here. is it Cadbury that has the fruit and nut chocolate bar?

Cadbury is not an acceptable comparison. Cadbury is the Arthur Treachers or American Motors of candy making. Somehow, they stayed in business a lot longer than they should, but you'd never eat or drive either. Nobody buys a goddamned Cadbury candy bar at the local 7-11.

If not for those sugar-mucous filled Easter eggs, the company would've liquidated years ago.

dtb	09-01-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

BTW: raisinettes? nasty.

This is quite possibly the only time I have ever disagreed with the otherwise level-headed Burger.

Raisinettes are sublime. Especially with popcorn.

Shape Shifter

09-01-2006 04:45 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
People bought my wife and me champagne at our hotel along with choc covered strawberries.

When did this happen? Why did they do that?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2006 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When did this happen? Why did they do that?

Every other vernal equinox. We're Zoroastrian.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2006 04:49 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
This is quite possibly the only time I have ever disagreed with the otherwise level-headed Burger.

Raisinettes are sublime. Especially with popcorn.

Note to DTB: Do not smile for photos for at least an hour following this activity.

Shape Shifter

09-01-2006 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Every other vernal equinox. We're Zoroastrian.

Huh. I never pictured you driving a Mazda.

ltl/fb

09-01-2006 04:51 PM

I like Fringey most of the time. Except when she's bitchy.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Happy Friday.

I did not think I could hate this guy more. "I married a pop star." "You ain't even in my tax bracket." The only thing that makes me happy is that he insists on wearing that stupid looking Yankees hat.

most obnoxious video ever.

When have I been bitchy?

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2006 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
whenever you make a post that shines light on your homoness you always try to come back with a "fucking the wife" post. that beard doesn't grow no more.

I'm homo? You're ordering sugared blueberries for "texture."

Might I assume your troat tires of slimy, salty things?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-01-2006 04:52 PM

By the way, I like Fringey 57.6%

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Cadbury is not an acceptable comparison. Cadbury is the Arthur Treachers or American Motors of candy making. Somehow, they stayed in business a lot longer than they should, but you'd never eat or drive either. Nobody buys a goddamned Cadbury candy bar at the local 7-11.

If not for those sugar-mucous filled Easter eggs, the company would've liquidated years ago.

Using the eggs as an example of Cadbury's woes is like complaining about a U.S. bottle of Lowenbrau ("Brewed Under License by Miller!"). Their chocolate, as distributed in England, is far better than the pablum Hershey's serves up. Although I'll let dtb have my fruit and nut chocolate bar.

Hank Chinaski

09-01-2006 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I'm homo? You're ordering sugared blueberries for "texture."

Might I assume your troat tires of slimy, salty things?

no. it's just that I used to eat my bugger when I was a kid, and I'm always trying to recapture that thrill.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-01-2006 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Huh. I never pictured you driving a Mazda.

Uncle.

Explanation, please.

Shape Shifter

09-01-2006 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no. it's just that I used to eat my bugger when I was a kid, and I'm always trying to recapture that thrill.