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Sparklehorse 08-22-2006 06:30 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you know how I can stick my dick into ambition, please pm me. I think you'll save me about $2mil over the next 30 years.
The one I really love is how some men appreciate good make-up.

Adder 08-22-2006 06:30 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't kiss a chick I don't respect. Its a wierd thing with me. I could fuck her, but kissing's more personal.
I believe this is called the Pretty Woman Rule. But in reverse. So maybe we call it the Pretty Sebby Rule.

SlaveNoMore 08-22-2006 06:31 PM

Actual Fashion-Related Question
 
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Diane_Keaton
How do you feel about Edwardian Tuxedos?
http://membres.lycos.fr/neigesl/jardin/anival6.gif
You really ARE trying to turn the conversation to the worse. Oy.

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 06:31 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
So running at 5 am is somehow superior?

FWIW, doing anything at 5 AM opens the door to becoming superior as it gives you the rest of the day to throw in a second or third workout. No one gets superior on an hour a day or one workout a day. Although certainly a size 6 or less is attainable on an hour a day, regardless of the time you do it.

FD: I used to be a size 0, before kids. And Pie.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:31 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you know how I can stick my dick into ambition, please pm me. I think you'll save me about $2mil over the next 30 years.
It has to be in a not unattractive package but you know how I rate on that scale. invisible to men, only in my sad delusional fatty festive world.

Adder 08-22-2006 06:31 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The one I really love is how some men appreciate good make-up.
Yeah... usually I see a woman and think, shit, she's a dog, but that make-up, wow.

Which is not to say that makeup can't help, but when it does, that means I have not noticed it.

Shape Shifter 08-22-2006 06:31 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
The one I really love is how some men appreciate good make-up.
It's true. That's why so many men fuck clowns.

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 06:32 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
I think so, but I think it's not related to hormones. What is related to hormones is your first impression re: attractiveness. If you meet someone for the first time while ovulating, you'll think they're more attractive than if you had met them at another stage in your cycle. What's more, attractiveness level is set at that first meeting, so they'll always seem more (or less) attractive to you thenceforth.

I guess the upshot is that if you're courting someone on the internets and you really like them so far and want them to seem extra-attractive when you see them, try to schedule that first picture exchange or in-person meeting for when you're ovulating. Just be extra careful with the BC if it's in person.

tm
This works the other way around, too: studies have shown that men find women more attractive when they (the women) are ovulating.

SlaveNoMore 08-22-2006 06:32 PM

I still hold out hope....
 
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bold_n_brazen
Where are you going?
County pen. One month and time served for DUI.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:32 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
FWIW, doing anything at 5 AM opens the door to becoming superior as it gives you the rest of the day to throw in a second or third workout. No one gets superior on an hour a day or one workout a day. Although certainly a size 6 or less is attainable on an hour a day, regardless of the time you do it.

FD: I used to be a size 0, before kids. And Pie.
If I ran twice a day, plf and the lady near me told me if I kick it up a notch I'll be down to an 8 in no time. more mileage, faster pace, more weights, stricter low carb, no eating at night ever, and just kicking it up to that next level.

Jack Manfred 08-22-2006 06:33 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you like/love someone, do you find them more attractive than you might otherwise? Or is that an estrogen thing?
I think that people in love are better able to focus on their partner's attractive features while minimizing their shortcomings (the more cynical would call this deluding themselves).

I think you can notice the flaws in your partner and cut them slack. That's different than not seeing the flaws. I think this goes for looks AND personality.

Men might be better at judging a woman's appearance and still determining that she's worth pursuing for other qualities besides looks, but they're still making the critique.

As I have no choice but to submit to this discussion, I had a friend in college who had a theory about Asian women. (I went to a school with a large Asian population.) He thought that all asian women were a 7 (on a scale from 1 to 10). He thought that the average Asian woman was prettier than the average white woman, but that there were hardly any Asian women who rated a 10 in his book.

Granted, he was an alcoholic, so his judgment is suspect, but there's a high rate of alcoholism in the profession, so perhaps that is why the lawyers are "flirting" with ppnyc.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:33 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's true. That's why so many men fuck clowns.
you have a clown fetish too?:eek:

Hank Chinaski 08-22-2006 06:34 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She would have looked much better had you not been late.
2. it was humid, and hair gets frizzy. if her hair was in better shape she'd probably look hotter.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:35 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
I think that people in love are better able to focus on their partner's attractive features while minimizing their shortcomings (the more cynical would call this deluding themselves).

I think you can notice the flaws in your partner and cut them slack. That's different than not seeing the flaws. I think this goes for looks AND personality.

Men might be better at judging a woman's appearance and still determining that she's worth pursuing for other qualities besides looks, but they're still making the critique.

As I have no choice but to submit to this discussion, I had a friend in college who had a theory about Asian women. (I went to a school with a large Asian population.) He thought that all asian women were a 7 (on a scale from 1 to 10). He thought that the average Asian woman was prettier than the average white woman, but that there were hardly any Asian women who rated a 10 in his book.

Granted, he was an alcoholic, so his judgment is suspect, but there's a high rate of alcoholism in the profession, so perhaps that is why the lawyers are "flirting" with ppnyc.
no. it's all in my mind. I sit lonely and alone in my cube, inventing straw scenarios and shit. to amuse myself and my forlorn festive self. no hot paralegals, no attys talk to me, I am not requested and I never get a good review. it's a sad sad world. here, have a straw.

Fugee 08-22-2006 06:35 PM

Stop stop stop stop stop stop!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
Thurgreed has already told us all about how unattractive you are over PM, so there is no need to try to change the subject.


Ad(full of shit, as always)der
Ha! Then I'm set for life. I've got his sig on an iron-clad NDA with huge liquidated damages.

Unfortunately, I was so focussed on physical appearance that I missed the passive-aggressive loophole.

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 06:36 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
no. it's all in my mind. I sit lonely and alone in my cube, inventing straw scenarios and shit. to amuse myself and my forlorn festive self. no hot paralegals, no attys talk to me, I am not requested and I never get a good review. it's a sad sad world. here, have a straw.
Dude! He said you were at least a 7. Run with it.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:36 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. it was humid, and hair gets frizzy. if her hair was in better shape she'd probably look hotter.
I use Fekkai. Ooops. right my hair sucks too. ohhhh the humanity.

and pantene anti frizz serum.

taxwonk 08-22-2006 06:36 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can't kiss a chick I don't respect. Its a wierd thing with me. I could fuck her, but kissing's more personal.
Yeah, it's a habit you share with the other whores.

str8outavannuys 08-22-2006 06:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
spec something with a p?
Spec South Park. SSP.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-22-2006 06:36 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred


As I have no choice but to submit to this discussion, I had a friend in college who had a theory about Asian women. (I went to a school with a large Asian population.) He thought that all asian women were a 7 (on a scale from 1 to 10). He thought that the average Asian woman was prettier than the average white woman, but that there were hardly any Asian women who rated a 10 in his book.
He was already an idiot with the first claim. If they're all 7s, presumably that's because they all look alike, right? The second assertion makes him a gay (duh).

Adder 08-22-2006 06:37 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
If I ran twice a day, plf and the lady near me told me if I kick it up a notch I'll be down to an 8 in no time. more mileage, faster pace, more weights, stricter low carb, no eating at night ever, and just kicking it up to that next level.
We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).

str8outavannuys 08-22-2006 06:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That's laudable, but its dudes like you who don't beat the piss out of Napoleons, thus destroying those Napoleons' self-confidence and self-image, and consequently spiralling them into a deathdive of drug abuse and suicide, that allows those twits to make life so annoying for the rest of us.

If you're as big as fucking Leinart, you gotta use that shit, man. You look like Michael Clark Duncan to the average 5'6 loudmouth douche. God put you here for a reason and you're fucking it all up...
I have a few opposing counsel who (a) meet this description and (b) deserve to get steel-toed in the head, or otherwise beat down. I think we're too late in life though. You need to get your message out to the overgrown 8th graders out there.

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 06:38 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Its a wierd thing with me. I could fuck her, but kissing's more personal.
Respect is out the window for me, but otherwise, exactly.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:38 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
He was already an idiot with the first claim. If they're all 7s, presumably that's because they all look alike, right? The second assertion makes him a gay (duh).
We don't all look alike. You did not just post that. I know in the spirit of what you posted, but I am never mistaken for korean and I'm korean.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:39 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).
I would take being a 10. and then try for 8.

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 06:40 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Adder
We have had this discussion here before, but for what it is worth, running at a faster pace only makes a difference if you run for the same amount of time (and thereby cover more ground).
She said more mileage.

Sidd Finch 08-22-2006 06:42 PM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Well, lots of people are alarmed by her, but you had a look of distinct wariness after she, er, enthuisastically emerged from the Pixies crowd.
Is she chubby and not-pretty?

Sorry.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-22-2006 06:42 PM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
6'2 and 195 is out of proportion? To me it sounds just right, or if anything, on the skinny side. Uh oh.

Str(still takes comfort in being the size of a prototypical NFL QB -- 6'4"/230)8
I'm a rail, then. Same height as Sebby, but 20 lbs lighter.

Sidd Finch 08-22-2006 06:43 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Jack Manfred
See here's [one place out of several] where you're wrong.

Men don't find a "non unattractive" face attractive.

Men find attractive faces attractive.

If we're judging purely on looks [and we are, and TM was], then ties do not go to the runner.

Ambition, kindness, all those ineffable qualities have nothing to do with whether someone's face is pleasing to the eye. Otherwise, Mother Theresa would be the new face of Lancome.

See, Jack? Ya' just can't help but be drawn in.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:43 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is she chubby and not-pretty?

Sorry.
you are just mean. and don't get rt involved she is nice. I still am baffled about why you pile on. are you gwink and tm's good friend?

nononono 08-22-2006 06:44 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you like/love someone, do you find them more attractive than you might otherwise? Or is that an estrogen thing?
I don't think that's an estrogen thing (hush, Hank). I mean, even if you like x and the way x's features all come together, you can still admit that, objectively, x is, say, a 7 and not a 9, right?

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 06:44 PM

I still hold out hope....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Where are you going?
thailand...sex tour.....




eta: my kinder, gentler, more well behaviouralised self cannot tell a lie, anymore, not thailand. no sex tour. it includes someplace where there are other GAs and I am reticent to post as I am scared of being reviewed negatively. the pie is killing me. plus TM already felt me up, isn't that indignity enough?

Reta: and I think Slave once put his hand on my knee in a cab....although I swatted it back before it could go any further north, iykwim

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:45 PM

I still hold out hope....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
thailand...sex tour.....




eta: my kinder, gentler, more well behaviouralised self cannot tell a lie, anymore, not thailand. no sex tour. it includes someplace where there are other GAs and I am reticent to post as I am scared of being reviewed negatively. the pie is killing me. plus TM already felt me up, isn't that indignity enough?

Reta: and I think Slave once put his hand on my knee in a cab....although I swatted it back before it could go any further north, iykwim

were you traumatized by the slave thing? nttawwt

Penske_Account 08-22-2006 06:46 PM

I still hold out hope....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
County pen. One month and time served for DUI.
W p, P!

str8outavannuys 08-22-2006 06:46 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
If you like/love someone, do you find them more attractive than you might otherwise? Or is that an estrogen thing?
I think testosterone makes you find someone less attractive after you've fucked them a few dozen times.

Or maybe that's just me.

patentparanyc 08-22-2006 06:47 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think testosterone makes you find someone less attractive after you've fucked them a few dozen times.

Or maybe that's just me.
it is how men need to spread their seed so the race won't die. programmed to do so.

Replaced_Texan 08-22-2006 06:47 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Is she chubby and not-pretty?

Sorry.
She's less chubby and prettier than I am.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-22-2006 06:48 PM

Because you all have such good taste.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And now insert tm comment here "no amount of running is gonna make u hot lady"
Well, my work here is done. If you could just keep adding these lines to your posts, I can keep you locked up in the Land of Fatty Fu, where you belong.

TM

robustpuppy 08-22-2006 06:48 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think testosterone makes you find someone less attractive after you've fucked them a few dozen times.

Or maybe that's just me.
women have testosterone, too.

Jack Manfred 08-22-2006 06:48 PM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
no. it's all in my mind.
I think that you've gotten more positive attention from men as you've transitioned from obese to merely chubby. That doesn't mean you're pretty or attractive or not chubby.
Quote:

I sit lonely and alone in my cube, inventing straw scenarios and shit.
Yes, yes you do. You've been doing this for the past two days now.
Quote:

to amuse myself and my forlorn festive self.
I hope you're amused. I'm not. You're clearly forlorn. You keep mentioning how TM hurt your feelings, which is kind of like blaming the rake for hurting your face when you step on it. Your festiveness has been admitted and documented.
Quote:

no hot paralegals, no attys talk to me, I am not requested and I never get a good review.
I'm sure people talk to you every day. That has no bearing on whether you're attractive or neurotic. If no one spoke to neurotic people in TCOTU, then it would be a lot quieter there.
Quote:

it's a sad sad world.
You're a sad, sad girl.
Quote:

here, have a straw.
No thanks. I don't like straws. Why do they give them when you order drinks at bars?

And I don't like you ppnyc. You're annoying, and you add nothing to this board. Please go away.

And before you flip out, realize that I've been on these boards for 8 years (Gah!) and I've never asked anyone to go away IIRC.


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