I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Does her really piss on her face at the end?

I was always kind of curious about that detail since it is often left out of the AP and UPI clips.

Someone forgot to mention the Tonya Harding honeymoon video, and my favorite, the Vince Neil - Janine ["take that, Tommy Lee"] video

not7yS

Jinx
 

Further scary evidence that Less and I are the opposite coast versions of the same person.

not7y(that was scary)S

Blister in the Sun
 

Sigh....Have you stopped reading my posts? Paigow, why hath thou foresaken me, or something like that. Like I said before, Ebola was complimenting you. Suggesting that, whenever a poster's thoughts turn to Paigow, said poster is driven to self-satisfaction.

As for Turning Japanese, the expression suggests the face a dude makes when squeezing one out. Slitted-up eyes and all that. Racist, maybe, but that's where it supposedly comes from.

Shock and Awe
 

Apparently the general public of Chicago's south side has been well aware of R. Kelly's affinity for the young ones for many, many years. He's been going after little girls since the late '80s...

Shock and Awe
 

And given the whole "Pamela-accusing-Tommy-of-giving-her-hepatitis" thing, what is exactly would be appealing about it?

Medical poll
 

For most things I give it a couple of days to a week. I know when I have bronchitis or sinustis cause I used to get them frequently. I know I won't get better if I don't go get some medicine, so I go somewhat early, normally within a few days once I am sure I have it.

I broke the bottom of my foot though and never went to the doctor, I didn't see the point. I rebreak it now and again though, so maybe I should go.

I don't get checkups as often as I should, which is stupid I know, but I really cannot stand getting checkups and the gyno is my nightmare. I think this is cause I was actually cut with a speculum once. Do you have any idea how much that hurts?
Anyway, now I am afraid to go.

Shock and Awe
 

Urban legend states that he's well equiped.

Shock and Awe
 

never seen them. I know you are shocked. SHOCKED.

Jinx
 

Yeah, if "scary" means "entirely predictable" in your hip Noo Yawk slang. I think this is the equivalent of DS and I agreeing that it's impolite to fart in elevators.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Yes.

Though the version I was shown had that part edited out . . . or I blocked it completely from my mind. The people I was watching with may also have shut it down prematurely now that I think about it.

The whole thing is just ill. All these different little girls (only 1 apparently significantly underage). It was just ill, and seriously, watching it felt really wrong, and I have a high threshold for porn.

I watched it with some rappers, and they were squicked out by his um anal-lingus.

Shock and Awe
 

And with Michael Jackson in town to visit his (twisted) childhood home, that pretty much covers both genders and brings the "List of Music Stars in Town I Don't Want My or Anyone Else's Kids Near" to at least 2...

Shock and Awe
 

And I restate, given the whole Pamela accusation about hepatitis, this still wouldn't completely squick one out why?

Shock and Awe
 

Watch the video and you'll know. I've never watched the video, but I have watched clips of it that are in a Pam Anderson "Barbie Girl" video spoof (?) played at the neighborhood gay bar, so I know.

n(hello barbie, lets go party)cs

Shock and Awe
 

Let's hope the Jesus Man from The Big Lebowski doesn't show up.

8 year olds, Dude.

Shock and Awe
 

Actually he gave her hepititis when they shared the same tattoo needle. Right, it was a tattoo needle. I'm sure they never used needles for any other purpose.