Shock and Awe
 

I'm no expert on hepititis, but I think it must pass by blood to blood contact because Pam made a big point of saying she got it from sharing tattoo needles with Tommy (I'm not making this shit up). Thus it is not impossible to get during sex, but not as transmittable as most STDs. I assume that if either Angelina or Billy Bob had it, the other one would have caught it too.

Maybe Heather didn't share any tattoo needles with Tommy. Or he contracted it after his time with her was over...

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

You said "crack" in response to the anal-lingus post.
I laughed.
I am immature and amused by childish potty humor.

:rolf2:

Shock and Awe
 

Yes, it's a notorious "dirty needle" disease, which, as you suggested earlier, provides a very good reason to explain it as just shared tattoo needles, lest anyone jump to more pernicious conclusions. I mean, it's not like she was trying to preserve some chaste image.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

edited to note that I should have read the other posts to see that I am not the only one who lughs at such funny (punny?) shit

fuck. I can't even hit the right buttons.

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

Shall I fart?

I wanna get freaky wid you
 

And I suddenly had a vision of Steve Martin

Girl: Mind if I smoke?
Steve: Mind if I fart?

Shock and Awe
 

The best part is that she purported contracted it from HIS tattoo needle, and yet HE doesn't have the Hep-C.

Pam is still the hottest woman man ever made.
http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/p...nderson_l3.jpg

Shock and Awe
 

And all of the plastic surgeons who had a hand in the making are damn proud of their creation. NTTAWWT

Medical poll
 

Stop. I love you enough as it is. It's just too much when I agree with everything you say, almost word for word.

Bill Walton is the most talentless, annoying, shitty color commentator in the history of the world. Everything about him rubs me the wrong way. From his horse face/teeth to his retarded voice to his pointless commentary -- the worst. I don't know why people keep hiring him. If he died tomorrow, I would not feel one ounce of sorrow.

As for Sportscenter, Linda Cohen and Stuart Scott are my most hated anchors. Scott actually thinks he's talented because he says, "Boo yah!" 500 times a show. You don't need a catch phrase for every single highlight. Linda Cohen is beyond boring and no fun to look at.

Sportscenter should be Dan Patrick and Rich Eisen (who is leaving) every show. I used to like Berman, but he's become a caricature of himself too. Keith Oberman fell in love with his stupid catch phrases too much too ("They're not gonna get him," "Beaten like a rented mule") and I'm glad he's gone.

That said, I enjoy Dan Patrick's "with the whhhhhiff," which I think he retired.

Thurgreed(my impression of Joe Morgan, who is the John Madden of baseball: "Now this batter has a chance to get a hit. He already has two strikes. That means he has one more strike and he's out. But if he gets a hit, he won't have to worry about strikes until his next at bat, when he will get 3 more strikes)Marshall

Dennis Miller joining Fox?
 

http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/Con...l=968705925735

spree: Dennis Miller is heading back to television. The comic-actor, last on HBO's "Dennis Miller Live" and ABC's "Monday Night Football," is expected to join the Fox News Channel as a commentator for "Hannity and Colmes." An announcement could come as soon as today. Miller is expected to appear once a week on the 9 p.m. show, which pits conservative Sean Hannity against liberal Alan Colmes. Miller, often praised by critics as a perceptive social commentator, is to start next month.

Medical poll
 

Stuart Scott brought the phrase "as cool as the other side of the pillow" to my vocabulary, so he is fine.

As for Linda Cohen (or is it Cohn?), I love her. This may be a sad commentary on my sense of humor, but she cracks me up. She also apparently shares my visceral dislike for the Yankees, and (unlike some others) doesn't act hipper than thou.

And as for her looks, do you apply the same standard to Dan Patrick, you sexist misogynist bastard, you?

Spike Lee stops Spike TV
 

Lee Wins Temporary Halt to Spike TV

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...tv/tv_spike_tv

aV

Old School
 

If anyone else assumed (as I did) that the unrated version of Old School meant more of Will Ferrell's ass, we'll you're right. And I don't mind it in the least.

Nor do I mind her:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0302886/CT-4382.jpg

Linda Cohn
 

Finally, someone else who likes Linda Cohn. She and Raible were great on KIRO. Maybe this explains why she hates the Yankees.

Linda Cohn: I always loved sports, first off. It has always been a passion of mine. Basically I volunteered. My first job was doing news at a radio station on Long Island right after college and people would always say to me, "My goodness, when you get to the sports in your news report you just totally perk up and you're like so informative and you know what the heck you're taking about." So I volunteered to cover the New York Islander hockey games because at that time the Islanders were very good and the radio station I was working for covered Islander games. So I basically volunteered to go out there, brought a little tape recorder and put myself in position to show off what I know and also to have other people see me. It's kind of like putting yourself into a situtation to get a break and that's what I did. Sports directors at other radio stations saw me and I got a job at a New York City radio station doing sports and then I got a cable TV job at a local Long Island station. Then I made a tape of me doing a sportscast and sent that out and finally a year later got a job at KIRO-TV, a CBS affiliate in Seattle. That's where ESPN spotted me, and I've been at ESPN for almost nine years.


Journalist jobs.com Cohn Interview

Sorry Atticus
 

http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Movi...eck/index.html

Seems the guy who played you in the movie passed on.