Because you all have such good taste.
 

How do you know I'm cage-free?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

no cage on you avatar.

First they'll take your porn
 

Like flies we are to the gods. They fuck with us for their sport.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

There aren't pictures of caged chickens on packages of non-cage-free eggs. So that's inconclusive.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I am picturing a chicken in a striped outfit holding a cup.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I heard they'd let you out. Not true?

First they'll take your porn
 

Me too. Coltrane, redeem yourself, pronto!!

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Damn you all. I was going for a noirish effect with the cage comment.

First they'll take your porn
 

Coltrane told me he's the Monster Unit.

Ah, TMBD-I. The memories, the mammaries.

I just wanna fly
 

That's just cruel. I like it.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Hi Penske! Yay for good memories!

Eta: I take that back. Thanks for outing me as a fat African, jerk-face.

First they'll take your porn
 

Not that much, maybe. What does an average wife think about her husband visiting prostitutes?

First they'll take your porn
 

Average being a size 14?

First they'll take your porn
 

Where were you when Shakespeare was polishing up King Lear? Your line would have played much better on YouTube.

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SS has his hands tied. He can't contradict Thurgreed or he'll be worried he'd be seen as wimpy. A real man could offer a clean opinion- but SS won't.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Since when do you value my opinion?

str8's South Park script
 

I read str8's South Park script (PM him for a copy), and he requested that I (and I guess others) make their critiques on the board, so that's what I'm doing.

Overall, very funny and very true to the characters/feeling of the show. I could see/hear the characters speaking their lines for the most part. I might tone the language down in parts and just make up swear words, as they are going to be bleeped as they are now. I think a couple of typos, no biggie. My main advice would be the ending--it isn't strong enough of a payoff at the end, as it's been solid up to that point. I'll wait for other peoples' opinions and can offer more if you want.

I will refrain on commenting on your looks as I know you are supersensitive.

Fashion Emergency
 

SS- you know she's Jewish right? Fringey, wouldn't a real southern boy know you got to ask the holy Jesus when you need help?

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That is unfair to the memory.

Actual Fashion-Related Question
 

that's what your wife says

str8's South Park script
 

I think you're unfairly harsh. I'll bet most people here would LOVE the ending. I'm going to solicit the opinion of at least two other posters here. Plus, you didn't mention anything about how I described Cartman's hair or legs.

P.S. I was being facetious, chimp.

Actual Fashion-Related Question
 

Mean alternative post: and your ass has no grounds to insult her. a randomly selected Paigow post tops your collected work.

Friendly alternative post: Maybe, Paigow is a JAP.

First they'll take your porn
 

Does a hello, on-the-cheek kiss count? Because if so, all I can conclude is, "YOU LIKE ME!!!!" Or you respect me?

Either way - your answer is VERY IMPORTANT. Please respond to me by PM.

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I said this 4 days ago. Fuck. i could have been in show biz:(

GRR
 

You keep a-usin' that word...


TM was the first GA I met IRL. About 10 minutes before I met about 12 others. Ahhh. Good times.

GRR
 

Perhaps I use it in an intentionally ironic manner, such that the real meaning and the literal meaning of my statements are at odds with each other. Or is that incontheivable to you?


In any event, you should just be happy that you can't hear me breaking out in song each time. It's like ray-hay-hayyyn.....

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Damn. somehow I would have thought Penske would have had credit cards under false names......

Because you all have such good taste.
 

This is my goal.

Fewer than 10 weeks until marathon day.

CRAP!

Actual Fashion-Related Question
 

your hot, or thurgreed's?

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement
 

dimfuck, he meant those measurements in metric

And now for something completely different.
 

true. With my 1st sprained ankle it fucking killed (though I had gotten into a fight with three guys on the subway and was adrenalined out so I didn't feel it until later) and swelled like a fucking baloon.

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does she mostly eat bagels or fritters?

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so you feel fartlek or intervels are really of no help to the 10K runner?

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ummm, penske meant that joke, clearly. ncs whiffed- and you spit up at a whiff? NWTF is that called?

First they'll take your porn
 

They're family. What am I supposed to do? Shut them out for the holidays?

Uh, mine knows I'm in the presence of them at bachelor parties. She's also been in a "special" Asian massage parlor looking for a buddy of mine who we thought might have gone there blacked out drunk one night. She's got no issue with me being near them, just so long as I'm not doing anything with them.

First they'll take your porn
 

I sense a loaded question... Kissing socially is a different gig alltogether. I'm talking about sex kissing.

And apparently, Richard Gere and I unfortunately have more than gerbilling in common.

GRR
 

In my experience, the lap dances aren't worth shit if the dancers are full nude.

str8's South Park script
 

I did like the cut to David Lee Roth in a pitiful state; I would give it a little oommph by having him dressed in one of his leotard/Borat outfits from the 80's and having sound bites of a falsetto impersonation of his "Hyyyaaahs" or devil shrieks (running with the devil) thrown in for good measure. Seriously. I would. Maybe even a captain's hat a la California Girls.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

Curry leaves.

GRR
 

You tell, him, sister. That'll work, fer shur.