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Hank Chinaski 02-20-2004 01:15 PM
In Praise of Maura Tierney
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Sorry. I cut my teeth in a litigation boutique, and this is a big step up from the anal rape metaphors I formerly used to describe mundane activities, encounters, and written discovery responses.
I don't think she's bugged by the explitives, it probably more the personal info. Like when you mentioned the exact times you go potty every day. I for one cannot help but imagine you getting up from your desk at 1:30 PST, and then start expecting some humorous newspaper link about 20-25 minutes later.

Sidd Finch 02-20-2004 01:15 PM
In Praise of Maura Tierney
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Sorry. I cut my teeth in a litigation boutique, and this is a big step up from the anal rape metaphors I formerly used to describe mundane activities, encounters, and written discovery responses.
Of course, thanks to Less, we all became just a bit more graphic in our workplace descriptions.

Thankfully, it's been awhile since I felt the need to say "the judge just skullfucked me".

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 01:16 PM
In Praise of Maura Tierney
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't think she's bugged by the explitives, it probably more the personal info. Like when you mentioned the exact times you go potty every day. I for one cannot help but imagine you getting up from your desk at 1:30 PST, and then start expecting some humorous newspaper link about 20-25 minutes later.
Dude, get your terminology right. It's twosies, not potty.

LessinSF 02-20-2004 01:21 PM
In Praise of Maura Tierney
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Of course, thanks to Less, we all became just a bit more graphic in our workplace descriptions.

Thankfully, it's been awhile since I felt the need to say "the judge just skullfucked me".
I've moved on. Now, its "the judge fucked me up the butt and called it roses."

Fugee 02-20-2004 01:41 PM
FB Death Pool
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Very nice turnout for first day of death pool sign-ups! So far I have 6 participants (not including me). Still waiting for Fugee's picks, since she is the one who inspired the pool (not because I was wishing for her death or anything of course).
I'm totally in but have to do some thinking about my picks. Call me ghoulish.

str8outavannuys 02-20-2004 01:50 PM
Onion link on a slow day
 
Funniest thing I've read this week is an op-ed piece in the Onion, written by CEO of Gillette, called "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades." http://www.theonion.com/opinion.php?i=1&o=1

"All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it.""

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-20-2004 01:52 PM
Onion link on a slow day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Funniest thing I've read this week is an op-ed piece in the Onion, written by CEO of Gillette, called "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades."
I'm now thinking Atticus cut his teeth inhouse at Gillette.

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 01:55 PM
Straight eye for the queer gal
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Okay. Now we've heard about your tits, ass and legs. You keep talking all this shit, but I still haven't received any proof.

And does your stomach look like this?:

[photo of really really flat stomach]

Because, then I would really need some photos.

TM
Shit no. I wish.

I had a baby 11 months ago, c-section. My stomach does not look like that. And I doubt now that it ever will.

(which is why I wouldn't wear a midriff-baring top if I were trying to feel confident and sexy).

Shape Shifter 02-20-2004 02:16 PM
Straight eye for the queer gal
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Shit no. I wish.

I had a baby 11 months ago, c-section. My stomach does not look like that. And I doubt now that it ever will.

(which is why I wouldn't wear a midriff-baring top if I were trying to feel confident and sexy).
Don't let your modesty prevent you from showing us your beautiful tits, ass, and legs.

dtb 02-20-2004 02:19 PM
Onion link on a slow day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Funniest thing I've read this week is an op-ed piece in the Onion, written by CEO of Gillette, called "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades." http://www.theonion.com/opinion.php?i=1&o=1

"All we have to do is put her out there with a little jingle. It's as easy as, "Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet." Or "You'll be so smooth, I could snort lines off of your chin." Try "Your neck is going to be so friggin' soft, someone's gonna walk up and tie a goddamn Cub Scout kerchief under it.""
Thank you for linking to the only thing that has been able (albeit briefly) lift the cloud of crushing depression I have been under all week.

My personal favorite passage? The following:

"I'm telling them to stick two more blades in there. I don't care how. Make the blades so thin they're invisible. Put some on the handle. I don't care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!

You're taking the "safety" part of "safety razor" too literally, grandma."

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 02:23 PM
Fashion and Reality TV
 
Trump inspired t-shirts
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne.../new-fired.jpg
According to the article, sell out within hours of shipment arrival.
SITC inspirted t-shirts "I'm a Carrie" or "I'm a Miranda"
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne...-citytanks.jpg

And Kelly bags (named for Grace, not Ripa) are apparently a "hit" with X-Tina and Paris Hilton.
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne...rangekelly.jpg
And Von Dutch boots, a "hit" with no one.
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne...w-vondutch.jpg
Article here Shopping here

spookyfish 02-20-2004 02:27 PM
Fashion and Reality TV
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
And Von Dutch boots, a "hit" with no one.
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne...w-vondutch.jpg
Article here Shopping here
Glad to see someone finally hacked off the feet of those fucking TeleTubbies.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 02-20-2004 02:29 PM
Fashion and Reality TV
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Trump inspired t-shirts
http://www.shopintuition.com/whatsne.../new-fired.jpg
Well, RP, your problem from last week is solved.

andViolins 02-20-2004 02:52 PM
She Bangs
 
William Hung offered a record contract and music video production deal.

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,271|86436|1|,00.html

I for one cannot wait for his version of Living La Vida Loca to hit the streets.

aV

barely_legal 02-20-2004 02:57 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:01 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal


I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.


So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?
I had vanity plates from 1987-1993.

The first set had my nickname from college.

The second set referred specifically to what I did for a living at the time (and I was living in LA at the time, where almost everyone has vanity tags).

But it is true that during that six year period, I was 1) an asshoel, 2) insecure and 3) annoying as shit.

So I agree that I think that most people will say that you are mainly correct in your hating of vanity tags.

pretermitted_child 02-20-2004 03:05 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.
Yes, they are stupid. Why would you want a plate that some random stranger can remember easily? If I were to get a vanity plate, it would have the letter "O" and the number zero interleaved in a haphazard fashion.

Edited for grammar.

spookyfish 02-20-2004 03:05 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I had vanity plates from 1987-1993.

The first set had my nickname from college.

The second set referred specifically to what I did for a living at the time (and I was living in LA at the time, where almost everyone has vanity tags).

But it is true that during that six year period, I was 1) an asshoel, 2) insecure and 3) annoying as shit.

So I agree that I think that most people will say that you are mainly correct in your hating of vanity tags.
NO NO NO!

This answer is all wrong.

The correct answer, since you had vanity plates is:

"Shut up, you stupid bitch"

(Happy Friday!)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 02-20-2004 03:05 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?
In Illinois, they're only something like $5 extra if the plate includes a number, so MANY people have them...I don't and never will.

Come to think of it, you just called my mom stupid.

Bitch.

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:06 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
NO NO NO!

This answer is all wrong.

The correct answer, since you had vanity plates is:

"Shut up, you stupid bitch"

(Happy Friday!)
Shut up, you stupid bitch.

spookyfish 02-20-2004 03:07 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.
From my experience, this is also true.


Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal

Jesus Christ.
Yes, the people who have these vanity plates are especially annoying.

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 03:08 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Trash talk about Vanity plates
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.

spookyfish 02-20-2004 03:10 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?

Come to think of it, you just called my mom stupid.
Your mom is stupid.

And she's bad in the sack.

(Happy Friday!)

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:11 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Vanity Plate rant
Actually, I knew a woman who was invloved in a very contnetious divorce involving a lot of money. After the dust had settled (and the lawsuit as well) she went out and bought herself a specfuckingtacular white jaguar convertible. Her license plate?

HE PAID

barely_legal 02-20-2004 03:11 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.
That answer does not relegate you to the status of 1) not an asshole 2) not insecure and 3) not annoying as shit.

In fact, I hope you're kidding b/c there is no way you seriously just answered my post about how annoying people with vanity plates are with an explanation of why you needed them b/c you had a Porsche. You are as stupid as Coltrane's mother and B&B circa 1987-1993.

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 03:14 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
That answer does not relegate you to the status of 1) not an asshole 2) not insecure and 3) not annoying as shit.

In fact, I hope you're kidding b/c there is no way you seriously just answered my post about how annoying people with vanity plates are with an explanation of why you needed them b/c you had a Porsche. You are as stupid as Coltrane's mother and B&B circa 1987-1993.
That was annoying? Hmm. Who knew?

And don't get me started or I'll have to tell you about my gas sucking SUV.

Shape Shifter 02-20-2004 03:17 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.
Interesting. I would have thought your plate was just a link to another plate you found amusing.

ThurgreedMarshall 02-20-2004 03:17 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.
Translation: My primary sock has a small dick.

TM

PS - I actually think you are a primary, but the joke doesn't work any other way.

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:18 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
I had vanity plates from 1987-1994 with my nickname (obviously feminine) on it because everyone kept asking me if the porsche I was driving was "my boyfriends's car" and it annoyed the shit out of me. And it kept my boyfriend from trying to "borrow" it all the time. Not many guys will drive a car with a chick's name on it even if it is a Porsche.

eta - Shut up you stupid bitch. And apparently Tangy and Zesty and I had the same idea. But I was not annoying or insecure - just very very poor.
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 02-20-2004 03:18 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
Your mom is stupid.

And she's bad in the sack.

(Happy Friday!)
The mailman told me to tell you to take that back.

notcasesensitive 02-20-2004 03:19 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
This board doesn't have nearly enough hate on it lately (the celebrity death pool is morbid, but not hate-y enough) so I'm going to share some of my hatred with all of you because I'm benelovent like that.

I hate hate hate vanity plates and the people who own them. They are stupid (the people and the plates). I don't know a single person with a vanity plate that isn't 1) an asshole 2) insecure or 3) annoying as shit.

My friend got upset when I told her how much I hate people who have vanity plates and started explaing to me that they are not really bad b/c she had one when she was a teenager and it had her pets' names on it! awwwww. That didn't make me hate vanity plate owners any less, but I lost almost all respect for my friend. Seriously, what the hell does a person need to communicate on license plate? What is so godawful important that you are willing to pay money to tell every random driver on the street about? If you're advertising your business, whatever, it's still stupid but at least there's kind of a point. But why does someone who drives a "68 Volkswagon need a license plate that says "MY 68 BUG"?. Jesus Christ.

So, how many people on this board did I just call stupid?
Agree. I note I had a pretty big rant on Joe from Real World Miami last night, but I'll go along with your rant.

Funny vanity plate story - I've always hated them (my dad hated them [along with bumper stickers] during a crucial formative period for me I guess). My ex-husband went and bought vanity plates that said "LV [NCS]". I hated them. Might have even been the first nail in the coffin for the marriage. Turns out to be a dealkiller. Even if the message is nice to me.

He was not an asshole or annoying as hell, but was pretty insecure.

greatwhitenorthchick 02-20-2004 03:19 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
vanity plates
A few things -

1. I have a healthy respect for your hatred and I join with you in it.

2. I was a contestant on "Bumper Stumpers" with my friend in the late '80's. For those of you not acquainted with this game show, it's a show where two teams try to figure out vanity plates. There is a super stumper and you win money. It was filmed in Toronto, so you all are probably not familiar with it. Anyway, we lost miserably. My teammate was stoned.

3. During one miserable period in my life, I slept with this guy and forgot almost everything about him the next day. He called me up and wanted to go out the next weekend. I said ok. The weekend arrived and he showed up in a car with vanity plates that said "Whatzup" (I think that was the spelling used, but not sure). I was mortified. When he rang the bell of my apartment I hid in the closet and pretended I wasn't home. Mean, I know, but my god.

spookyfish 02-20-2004 03:19 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)
I bet she also tells everyone she was on law review.

ThurgreedMarshall 02-20-2004 03:20 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again.
dtb, what has she won?

TM

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 03:20 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)
Jesuschrist, my post was obviously assholish and annoying as hell. Kinda the point. Have I lost my touch?

barely_legal 02-20-2004 03:21 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again. I consider it an affront to my Tanginess and Zestiness.

And we had exactly the opposite idea. I admited that I was an asshole, insecure and annoying as hell when I had those plates. You tried to claim that you were not an asshole, insecure or annoying as hell by talking about your porsche, which just goes further to proving that you are an asshole, insecure and still annoying as hell.

(There Barely, are you happy now?)
You are making me hate you less and less for bragging about your tits, ass and legs. I hate when people cause my hatred for them to diminish. Try to be SEC-Chickish again, ok? Give me something to work with!

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:22 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Please do not ever lump you and I into the same sentence again.
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
dtb, what has she won?

TM
Holy shit. Me can't believe me did that.

NotFromHere 02-20-2004 03:23 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: My primary sock has a small dick.

TM

PS - I actually think you are a primary, but the joke doesn't work any other way.
My primary sock is Penske - so, your call on the size thing.

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:24 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Jesuschrist, my post was obviously assholish and annoying as hell. Kinda the point. Have I lost my touch?
Honey, you never had a touch.

bold_n_brazen 02-20-2004 03:25 PM
Bring Back the Rants!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
You are making me hate you less and less for bragging about your tits, ass and legs. I hate when people cause my hatred for them to diminish. Try to be SEC-Chickish again, ok? Give me something to work with!
Wanna make out?


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