Because you all have such good taste.
 

Kari? From the trees? Because they aren't an essential ingredient in curry. I know you know that. I am trying red curry tonight, in honor of the board.

A friend of mine has a post by someone called "Moldovan Wikiality Guru" on her myspace page. The Moldovan part has me kinda worried. I'm sure it's not Less, though. Right?

GRR
 

Do you think she pegs her husband?

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You too? Crap. Had I known about these lustcrushes, I would have at least attempted to maintain a minimal amount of FB Coolness.

Flower, how can I get it back (short of posting pictures of me knocking over bottles of Makers Mark with my cock)?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

The one time I had a thai friend cook green curry for me, he used them, along with green chiles. I'm not sure if we're talking about the same thing, but the package was labelled "curry leaves" on one side and something in Thai or Cambodian on the other side.

I've never tried cooking curries myself, because I'm the only member of my family who would eat them.

GRR
 

I shudder at the mere thought.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

There is such a thing as a curry tree. I will check out a jar of green and a jar of red curry paste at the store.

GRR
 

Why?

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It would take knocking over bottles of Crazy Horse.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

you people* should get a trial subscription to Google?

• Green Curry Paste:
  
  3 small fresh green chillies, chopped
  2 cloves garlic, chopped
  3 spring onions, chopped
  1/4 cup chopped fresh lemon grass
  1/4 cup chopped fresh coriander leaves
  2 tblspns oil
  2 tblspns water
  1 teaspoon shrimp paste
  1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
  1/4 teaspoon ground turmeric
  
  Put all ingredients for green curry paste into blender and process until smooth or if you don't have a blender use the old fashioned way with mortar and pestle.

*and by "you people" I mean the fat people besides PPNYC

Because you all have such good taste.
 

I just did some quick research online. It appears that kaffir lime leaves are more commonly used in green curries than curry leaves, although all rely on a good amount of green chile.

GRR
 

For some reason, given the last couple of days, I have developed a mental association between ppnyc and hubby and Rimjob's Rude Fats.

GRR
 

So you think they are both lardasses? Her and the husband?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

:blush:

:flag:

GRR
 

That's what I'm thinking. You?

Because you all have such good taste.
 

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2.

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where have you been? watching a ballgame or something?

GRR
 

Probably. But she wants them to be a traditional sitcom couple -- skinny woman (e.g. Leah Rimini) and fatass husband (e.g. guy who plays her spouse on TV, or played her spouse, I don't watch TV anymore so much it may have been cancelled)

ETA PS larb lanna is way, WAY hotter than the red curry. Which is not to say the red curry is not hot. Christ.

GRR
 

Apparently, those martini-buckets you got me sick on cost you more than just my scintillating company. You need me to guide your next SF trip.

GRR
 

the thought of Martinis and/or martini buckets makes me nauseous. Never again.

And no more lap dances.

GRR
 

My first (and thus far only) trip to a strip club was in Vegas with Lester, Slave & assorted other GA degenerates.

Until then I had a mental image of a lap dance where the guy was sitting up in a straight-back chair off in a private room.

Imagine my surprise when we had barely walked in the door when I saw rows of occupied recliners right smack next to each other and --- oh, my stars! -- they were dry humping right out in the open in front of everyone. It was an educational experience.
:eek2:

ETA: Thanks to Pony, TM & others with suggestions on my ankle. It's good to know that ankle injuries normally take time to get better. But I will see a dr. so I can make sure I'm not making it slower than it should be.

Because you all have such good taste.
 

It was probably kafir lime leaves, which is another ingredient in green curry.

oops. stp.

GRR
 

He's not fat.

Hey, Fringe, what about your husband?

GRR
 

"Oh my stars"?

uh, ok. I love your like, innocent act. I do. really. you know you are probably secretly the most closested freak around IRL based on said innocent posts with like whips and chains and racks or some shit.

GRR
 

OMG, I am going to go off myself because I don't have a husband or children.

Babydoll, I am long on the record as maybe wanting a LTR but not being sure that I can even live with another person so I might prefer that we have like adjacent apartments. And whatever that says about my fucked-up psychology, I am way less fucked up than you are.

GRR
 

Ooooh burn. And less fat! How bout less plain?

I think that really was less of my point, than if you don't have one, why criticize or speculate about mine? leave him alone.

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement
 

Goddamn, remind me not ever to stand next to you two. Same height, but betweem 25-30 lbs on you, because I fluctuate. Then again, you're too fucking skinny, and I'm old-ish and try to enjoy life, at least a little bit.

I'd feel like the "token fat friend," or something.

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement
 

No, that would be me. ha.

Tourists
 

Oh I yearn for the days of Koch and Dinkins where the crime rate was high and the streets were free of idiot fucking tourists who stop in packs of sandal-and-black-sock-wearing lumpy butt douchebags who fucking stop to look at a fucking map in front of the fucking exit of the Fulton Street subway stop so that commuters are wedged nine-fucking-deep to fucking wiggle through your begging-to-be-mugged type.

And please someone give me some piss baloons to throw at the fuckers on the top floor of those double decker-slow-down-to-a-crawl-to-hell-with-the-eighty-cars-behind-me buses.

5k....
 

About 750 posts yesterday. At that pace the K race will be Friday....3 days ahead of my vacay....wooo hooo....


j/k.....well behaved..well behaved.....

ps: condolences to Tom Cruise on the Paramount thing.

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All we need is the "I went to a better law school than you did" discussion, and my day will be complete.

Tourists
 

When they walk 5 across arms linked, Ferris Bueller style I usually scream "excuse me!!!!!!" really loud, plow thru or I say "move!!!" if they are tres dense. If they suck ass I'll say "YOU CAN'T STOP SHORT LIKE THAT AND MOVE PLEASE!" does the please soften the blow? You ain't in fing Kansas anymore Toto act accordingly or a yellow taxi will plow your ass.

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Oooh yeah let's rank em. and the my BIGLAW firm is more prestigious than your BIGLAW firm, memories.....

First they'll take your porn
 

My law school was in the top half of the state in which it was located.

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I think that makes u the clear winner...

First they'll take your porn
 

Given the time of year I am wondering how people did on 2Q bonii? Slave can you compile a bonii chart?

GRR
 

I tend not to like the real hot Thai curries. I prefer panang curry or larb nar. Indian curries I like hotter, but I tame them with a good dose of raita.

First they'll take your porn
 

2Q bonus? Still no lube but at least they came ON my ass and not in it this time.

But I tell ya, refer a case or two in the PI world and it makes the bonuses you guys get look like the change between your couch cushions.

GRR
 

I'm sure this is just another sign of my getting old and feeble, but I don't go to the strip clubs much any more. In fact, I only go when I'm with someone else who wants to go. Of course, next time I go to SF, that someone could be you, if you're that competent a guide.

First they'll take your porn
 

Wasn't that ranking was right after your T&E prof had completed that breakthrough analysis of how probate should treat an intestate estate, where it's mostly first cousins all married to each other, and half are still minors?

GRR
 

Skirt-wearing, gay vague pussy. You might as well hang with Al Gore.