Eewwww. He's not cute, he's icky.

Homophobe!

Just For Hank
 

an update
 

Started reading Charlotte's Web this weekend. Two chapters in, and it seems to be going well. Yertle The Turtle is also a hit, but that has more pictures.

L'il Ty to his mother this morning: "What are you doing with your boobies?"

Oh. My. God. For Chrissakes, the kid is not yet four years old. Where did this come from? I thought we'd have a little longer.

What WAS she doing with them?

i may have posted this one before but, walking throught a huge Christmas store (Bronner's Frankenmuth Mi) when daughter was like 3, we're all relaxed, the peaceful XMAS music pulling us to think of December displays only 5 more months. Daughter is running ahead a little, when coming at us is a pretty big woman, not gilbert grape huge but big. Daughter stops looks at her and says to us "She has funny nursies" we all freeze and wait- Daughter reloads and POW "she's fat!" She was on the she's fat thing for a few months.

An dat, chillun, wuz how Sistah Fringey come to hate 'cha like a cat hate a firecracker en 'is cornhole. Lawd, lawd.

The cat, unlike all other mammals, is singularly repulsed by a firecracker in the rectum. Imagine this being said in a voice not unlike the guy from Animal Kingdom's...


[What was that movie called -- wasn't it "Morons" or something? -- where a guy actually put a firecracker in his butt?]

People! Focus! What was Ty's wife doing with her boobies that prompted the question? Tweaking her nipples? Inquiring minds want to know!

Truth be told, fringey, I was wondering the exact same thing. But as you had already posted the question, I am just sitting back waiting for an answer.

I believe you are thinking of "Jackass, the Movie."

And now Stan will wrestle in the mud with the crocodile in an effort to place a painless tracking tag on him, while I circle above in the helicopter.

I was more addressing that to the morons who seem more concerned about the boring topic of my fatness than the far more interesting topic of odd breast behavior.

Do you think Atticus or Hank are maybe not actually interested in breasts? Is this a dad thing -- like, those are for food, not fun? Huh.

I think she had just gotten out of the shower and wasn't doing much of anything with them, but I wasn't in the room. I think he knew the question had a vaguely illicit connotation to it.

eta: Sorry that it took me almost 40 minutes to respond. Who knew there was this little party going on down here?