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patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:07 AM

GRR
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Skirt-wearing, gay vague pussy. You might as well hang with Al Gore.
I thought it was a kilt? And did it have a brass pin or finished button holes? A bespoke kilt? Kiton maybe?

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:09 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Goddamn, remind me not ever to stand next to you two. Same height, but betweem 25-30 lbs on you, because I fluctuate. Then again, you're too fucking skinny, and I'm old-ish and try to enjoy life, at least a little bit.

I'd feel like the "token fat friend," or something.
That's not a bad thing. Especially at breakfast when the skinny guys don't want to finish their hash browns.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:10 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
That's not a bad thing. Especially at breakfast when the skinny guys don't want to finish their hash browns.
So do you finish off the hash browns?

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:11 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oooh yeah let's rank em. and the my BIGLAW firm is more prestigious than your BIGLAW firm, memories.....
Sorry. You didn't go to LS, so you don't get to play.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:12 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Sorry. You didn't go to LS, so you don't get to play.
But I get to watch. And me being me? partial to Ivy/double Ivies. Like, double H-Bomb? yeahhhhh....

Love that shit.

And I love when the scrappers from like, Touro or Pace like to puff about how they could kick some Harvard nancy boy's ass.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 11:13 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wasn't that ranking was right after your T&E prof had completed that breakthrough analysis of how probate should treat an intestate estate, where it's mostly first cousins all married to each other, and half are still minors?
No, but I did clerk in West Virginia, so I remember this issue coming up.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:13 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Wasn't that ranking was right after your T&E prof had completed that breakthrough analysis of how probate should treat an intestate estate, where it's mostly first cousins all married to each other, and half are still minors?
All these years and you're still pissed about fucking that one up on the bar exam, eh?

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:15 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
So do you finish off the hash browns?
I'm not fat any more.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:15 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not fat any more.
Oh running? how so? howdja do it?

spookyfish 08-23-2006 11:18 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
My law school was in the top half of the state in which it was located.
Mine too!

Of course, the "better" schools were in the southern part of the state.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 11:20 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm not fat any more.
OK, we can accept that you are maybe less fat. But are you still the fattest amongst your friends?

Apparently ppnyc is less sensitive about slurs on her husband than nfh was about slurs on her grandpa. Pity.

andViolins 08-23-2006 11:23 AM

We pause from the ppnyc show for this brief public service announcement
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
Goddamn, remind me not ever to stand next to you two. Same height, but betweem 25-30 lbs on you, because I fluctuate. Then again, you're too fucking skinny, and I'm old-ish and try to enjoy life, at least a little bit.

I'd feel like the "token fat friend," or something.
No offense spooky, cause you know I love you like a brother, but you are my token fat friend. :D

aV

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 11:23 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, we can accept that you are maybe less fat. But are you still the fattest amongst your friends?

Apparently ppnyc is less sensitive about slurs on her husband than nfh was about slurs on her grandpa. Pity.
just the material you guys have with her resulted in 750 posts yesterday. You need to open a new front?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:23 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, we can accept that you are maybe less fat. But are you still the fattest amongst your friends?

Apparently ppnyc is less sensitive about slurs on her husband than nfh was about slurs on her grandpa. Pity.
Why did nfh go all bat shit when someone ranked on her grandpa? oh nooo.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:24 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
just the material you guys have with her resulted in 750 posts yesterday. You need to open a new front?
dude, I make this must see FB. holla.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 11:25 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
dude, I make this must see FB. holla.
Aw yeeeeeeah! HOLLA!!!

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:26 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, we can accept that you are maybe less fat. But are you still the fattest amongst your friends?

Apparently ppnyc is less sensitive about slurs on her husband than nfh was about slurs on her grandpa. Pity.
You just like to stir shit up when u out of your cage. My husband is a nice guy. Very patient. ha.

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 11:28 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Skirt-wearing, gay vague pussy. You might as well hang with Al Gore.
Are (i) his daughters; and/or (ii) Titters, hanging with us?

dtb 08-23-2006 11:30 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought it was a kilt? And did it have a brass pin or finished button holes? A bespoke kilt? Kiton maybe?
Speaking of which, I was at a coffe shop in a granola-eating, hippie-infested, leafy hamlet near my summer location (not in TCOTU - sorry for the misleading location tag) and my younger boy bumped into (literally) a man who was chatting with some other customers. He was a handsome guy; he and I made eye contact when I first walked in with my kids (I'm sure I hardly need mention that he TOTALLY wanted me!).

Anyway, it wasn't until we were leaving that I noticed that he was wearing a man-skirt (not a kilt)!!

Looked good on him, though.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:31 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are (i) his daughters; and/or (ii) Titters, hanging with us?
come on now, Karenna or whatever her name is is starting to look busted.

***oooh better than me still okay for the haters?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:32 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Speaking of which, I was at a coffe shop in a granola-eating, hippie-infested, leafy hamlet near my summer location (not in TCOTU - sorry for the misleading location tag) and my younger boy bumped into (literally) a man who was chatting with some other customers. He was a handsome guy; he and I made eye contact when I first walked in with my kids (I'm sure I hardly need mention that he TOTALLY wanted me!).

Anyway, it wasn't until we were leaving that I noticed that he was wearing a man-skirt!!

Looked good on him, though.
was it a sarong?

Did he offer u a straw? That is as you know, the litmus test.

And you are hot, so of course, goes without saying he was vibing on you.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:36 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Oh running? how so? howdja do it?
I spent a long, long time consuming less calories than I burned on a daily basis. I also tried to balance my carbs, proteins, and fats, avoiding to a reasonable extent trans fats and high-fructose corn syrup.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 11:36 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Penske_Account
Given the time of year I am wondering how people did on 2Q bonii? Slave can you compile a bonii chart?
Doggin Lewis LLP once again is leading the 3Q pack.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:38 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, we can accept that you are maybe less fat. But are you still the fattest amongst your friends?

Apparently ppnyc is less sensitive about slurs on her husband than nfh was about slurs on her grandpa. Pity.
Nope. I have many freinds fatter than me, and I now give them the rest of my hash browns.

Maybe ppnyc is less sensitive about her hubby because he likes the pegging?

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:40 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Are (i) his daughters; and/or (ii) Titters, hanging with us?
Tipper is, but she's not drinking at all. And she's complaining about the music.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 11:41 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Speaking of which, I was at a coffe shop in a granola-eating, hippie-infested, leafy hamlet near my summer location (not in TCOTU - sorry for the misleading location tag) and my younger boy bumped into (literally) a man who was chatting with some other customers. He was a handsome guy; he and I made eye contact when I first walked in with my kids (I'm sure I hardly need mention that he TOTALLY wanted me!).

Anyway, it wasn't until we were leaving that I noticed that he was wearing a man-skirt (not a kilt)!!

Looked good on him, though.
Honey, wherever you are is the center of the Universe.

Diane_Keaton 08-23-2006 11:42 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Speaking of which, I was at a coffe shop in a granola-eating, hippie-infested, leafy hamlet near my summer location (not in TCOTU - sorry for the misleading location tag) and my younger boy bumped into (literally) a man who was chatting with some other customers. He was a handsome guy; he and I made eye contact when I first walked in with my kids (I'm sure I hardly need mention that he TOTALLY wanted me!).

Anyway, it wasn't until we were leaving that I noticed that he was wearing a man-skirt (not a kilt)!!

Looked good on him, though.
Was it like businessmanskirt,

http://www.skirtman.org/jane2.jpg

or more like the Utilikilt?

https://secure.utilikilts.com/Produc...duct_thumb.jpg

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 11:44 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Speaking of which, I was at a coffe shop in a granola-eating, hippie-infested, leafy hamlet near my summer location (not in TCOTU - sorry for the misleading location tag) and my younger boy bumped into (literally) a man who was chatting with some other customers. He was a handsome guy; he and I made eye contact when I first walked in with my kids (I'm sure I hardly need mention that he TOTALLY wanted me!).

Anyway, it wasn't until we were leaving that I noticed that he was wearing a man-skirt (not a kilt)!!

Looked good on him, though.
Hi!

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:46 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. I have many freinds fatter than me, and I now give them the rest of my hash browns.

Maybe ppnyc is less sensitive about her hubby because he likes the pegging?
Please enlighten me, o fashion Zegna clad fashion guru.....what is "pegging" am I not hip?

Also. Question for ya. Thomas Pink shirt, not french cuffs but long cuffs, double button. should I fold them up for a f/cuff look? or button two buttons and leave it long.

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 11:46 AM

First they'll take your porn
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Doggin Lewis LLP once again is leading the 3Q pack.
Makes up for the Red Socks' suck, yes? Go Boston, go!

dtb 08-23-2006 11:48 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Was it like businessmanskirt,

http://www.skirtman.org/jane2.jpg

or more like the Utilikilt?

https://secure.utilikilts.com/Produc...duct_thumb.jpg
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.

On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")

However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 11:49 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Tipper is, but she's not drinking at all. And she's complaining about the music.
She looks like she's a good kisser. Score!

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 11:49 AM

Tourists
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
When they walk 5 across arms linked, Ferris Bueller style I usually scream "excuse me!!!!!!" really loud, plow thru or I say "move!!!" if they are tres dense. If they suck ass I'll say "YOU CAN'T STOP SHORT LIKE THAT AND MOVE PLEASE!" does the please soften the blow?
I would think your stomach would soften the blow.

Oh, and pegging. I'll leave it to you to figure out which definition ltl was referencing.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 11:51 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I spent a long, long time consuming less calories than I burned on a daily basis. I also tried to balance my carbs, proteins, and fats, avoiding to a reasonable extent trans fats and high-fructose corn syrup.
What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:52 AM

Tourists
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I would think your stomach would soften the blow.

Oh, and pegging. I'll leave it to you to figure out which definition ltl was referencing.
who said anything about stomach? I push them at arm's length out of the way. They are leery about some crazy asian lady careening thru. They aren't even sure if I speak English!

I think I know which one. Naw, man my husband is more caustic than me. See my prior posts.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 11:52 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.

On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")

However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?
A former JW wrote a story a year ago in the NYT sunday Magazine end page. i forget the word, but he left the Church, say it was "Lapsed", anyway when they come to his door he tells the JWs he is this. They run- guys who leave are the devil. Try it.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:52 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?
It obviously includes copious amounts of Vitamin Water. Hi PLF!!

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 11:54 AM

Tourists
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I think I know which one. Naw, man my husband is more caustic than me. See my prior posts.
more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 11:56 AM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
It was definitely more like the Utilikilt. It was that color, and made of a very heavy-duty fabric.

On another note, a Jehovah's Witness just came to my door. Luckily, I had 4 young boys running around and screaming, a large dog licking her child's face and the gardener trying to give me instructions, so all she said was, "You look busy, so I'll just leave this with you." (I said, "Bin liner? Thank you!")

However, she showed up 5 minutes later with some tract in Spanish, and witnessed (heh) the two older boys eating ice cream sandwiches at 10:30 am. Do you think she'll call child services on me?
The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.

After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.

The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 11:57 AM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Nope. I have many freinds fatter than me, and I now give them the rest of my hash browns.

Maybe ppnyc is less sensitive about her hubby because he likes the pegging?
Nothing wrong with that.


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