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patentparanyc 08-23-2006 11:59 AM
Tourists
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?
no, meaning he wouldn't let me do that.

dtb 08-23-2006 12:00 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan


After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy.
I got the one about blood too! It's in my trashcan now. Although I think the housekeeper may have taken it out to practice her English.

Wait a second. That may not be such a great idea, come to think of it.

Diane_Keaton 08-23-2006 12:01 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
....and the gardener trying to give me instructions
Instructions on how to do what? Was there jazz fushion music playing in the background? Did the Jehovah Witness lady disrobe and join in on the fun?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 12:01 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
The Jehovah's Witnesses that showed up at my door last Saturday morning got to see a naked RT. I was fast asleep when they rang the bell, and I only got up because the dogs' barking indicated that whoever was on the porch wasn't going away. I grabbed the first thing I could find (a towel) and opened the door, but the towel slipped while the Displaced Dog and I had a little discussion about whether or not he could go out on the front porch and eat the nice woman in the dress.

After I recovered the towel, she gave me a pamphlet on blood. I told her I work in healthcare, but I thanked her for her interest in my immortal soul. She was very nice and not particularly pushy. I took the pamphlet, but I never got around to reading it. I think it got thrown away.

The Displaced Dog and the Puppy (just turned three! can you believe it?) didn't get to eat the Jehovah's Witnesses.
See now, if the JW in question had been Prince, this story could have been a really good story.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 12:05 PM
Tourists
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
more caustic? so his bodily fluids would dissolve the dildo?
I was so totally going to post this!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness I STP'ed.

It seems like she must be related to sunnybunny, and has totally different definitions for certain words.

dtb 08-23-2006 12:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Instructions on how to do what? Was there jazz fushion music playing in the background? Did the Jehovah Witness lady disrobe and join in on the fun?
She was giving me instructions about the automatic watering system. It's sort of complicated. Her explaining it saved me an hour and a half of reading through the manual and trying to figure out which "zones" were where on the cryptic pirate map.

JW lady did not disrobe. Thank god.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 12:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
She was giving me instructions about the automatic watering system. It's sort of complicated. Her explaining it saved me an hour and a half of reading through the manual and trying to figure out which "zones" were where on the cryptic pirate map.

JW lady did not disrobe. Thank god.
She was not hot?

dtb 08-23-2006 12:10 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She was not hot?
I don't think so. It's a wee bit chilly here this morning.

andViolins 08-23-2006 12:11 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She was not hot?
Hey man, throw her a bone. She had some really nice religious tracts.

aV

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 12:13 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
She was not hot?
Mine was hot in a wholesome sort of way. In her twenties, attractive, demure dark flowery dress that went past her knees, sensible shoes that had a bit of a heel, pearls, light makeup. She had a chaparone, though, so the corrupt-the-Jehovah's-Witness-with-hot-lesbian-sex scenario just wasn't in the cards. Sorry.

dtb 08-23-2006 12:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mine was hot in a wholesome sort of way. In her twenties, attractive, demure dark flowery dress that went past her knees, sensible shoes that had a bit of a heel, pearls, light makeup. She had a chaparone, though, so the corrupt-the-Jehovah's-Witness-with-hot-lesbian-sex scenario just wasn't in the cards. Sorry.
That could have been my lady. Her chaperone appeared to be about 3 years old, though.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 12:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Mine was hot in a wholesome sort of way. In her twenties, attractive, demure dark flowery dress that went past her knees, sensible shoes that had a bit of a heel, pearls, light makeup. She had a chaparone, though, so the corrupt-the-Jehovah's-Witness-with-hot-lesbian-sex scenario just wasn't in the cards. Sorry.
my last home had a JW family living at the end of the block. they would have meetings where bunches of them came over, I think carrying a red book. I never did get to know them. it's not like you can invite them over for drinks.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
I don't think so. It's a wee bit chilly here this morning.
That would explain her reluctance to disrobe.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:20 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Please enlighten me, o fashion Zegna clad fashion guru.....what is "pegging" am I not hip?

Also. Question for ya. Thomas Pink shirt, not french cuffs but long cuffs, double button. should I fold them up for a f/cuff look? or button two buttons and leave it long.
Invest in a tailor to make the sleeves the correct length on your arms and then wear as barrel cuffs (unless you want to roll up to your elbows, if the shirt and the situation allow). For a "french cuff look," wear a shirt with French cuffs.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 12:21 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Invest in a tailor to make the sleeves the correct length on your arms and then wear as barrel cuffs (unless you want to roll up to your elbows, if the shirt and the situation allow). For a "french cuff look," wear a shirt with French cuffs.
When are you meeting Thurgreed in Grand Central? It's not like he can rape you there or anything.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my last home had a JW family living at the end of the block. they would have meetings where bunches of them came over, I think carrying a red book. I never did get to know them. it's not like you can invite them over for drinks.
JWs can drink, as long as it's not a birthday party or something. We had a JW secretary at my old firm; she was actually fun to have a drink with at all-firm events.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 12:24 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
She was giving me instructions about the automatic watering system. It's sort of complicated. Her explaining it saved me an hour and a half of reading through the manual and trying to figure out which "zones" were where on the cryptic pirate map.

JW lady did not disrobe. Thank god.
Ah, a lady gardener? Was she hot?

dtb 08-23-2006 12:26 PM
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Ah, a lady gardener? Was she hot?
Smokin'. But never around the plants.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 12:27 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
my last home had a JW family living at the end of the block. they would have meetings where bunches of them came over, I think carrying a red book. I never did get to know them. it's not like you can invite them over for drinks.

I think you used to be my neighbor.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:28 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
When are you meeting Thurgreed in Grand Central? It's not like he can rape you there or anything.
When? I don't know. Is he hot?

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 12:32 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
When? I don't know. Is he hot?
I think his office is air-conditioned.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 12:34 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
When? I don't know. Is he hot?
Smokin'. But never around the plants.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:35 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I think his office is air-conditioned.
Just so long as he is not chubby.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:37 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Smokin'. But never around the plants.
Caustic?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-23-2006 12:37 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Invest in a tailor to make the sleeves the correct length on your arms and then wear as barrel cuffs (unless you want to roll up to your elbows, if the shirt and the situation allow).
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 12:40 PM
Snakes belong on film, not on the floor
 
I would have been hospitalized if this had happened when I saw the movie:
Quote:
New Samuel L Jackson film Snakes On A Plane became terrifyingly real for Arizona cinema-goers when pranksters released two live rattlesnakes into the theatre, causing widespread panic. The two young venomous diamondback rattlers were released during a screening in Phoenix on Friday. Local news reports say the snakes caused chaos among the audience and snake wranglers were called in to collect them. No one was injured during the incident and the culprits have not been caught. Officials believe the snakes were smuggled into the theatre in backpacks. According to Phoenix Herpetological Society spokesman Daniel Marchand, "All they've got to do is startle this thing. It's dark. They can't see you that well. If it's scared - boom - it strikes!" The snakes were eventually captured and released into the Arizona desert.
My screening was thankfully snake free (except on the screen), and I missed a good third of the movie because my eyes were squeezed shut. I am told by my movie watching companions that I kick a lot. I also refused to go closer than four feet from any of the enclosures at the zoo.

All in all, it was a positive experience.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 12:40 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
Translation: I'm fatter and stubbier than patentpara and Spookyfish combined. And fringey. And the old Taxwonk. And, um, the other fat fatty fatsters.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 12:41 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Caustic?
No, he likes a good pegging.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:41 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
Really? My ex- bought some of their shirts and I thought they tailored the sleeve-length gratis (he was between sizes). Must not have been paying close enough attention. ...But why couldn't you get the neck and sleeve length sized separately? That's typical for men's shirts, no?

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 12:41 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
So you do look like your avatar.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 12:43 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Please enlighten me, o fashion Zegna clad fashion guru.....what is "pegging" am I not hip?

Also. Question for ya. Thomas Pink shirt, not french cuffs but long cuffs, double button. should I fold them up for a f/cuff look? or button two buttons and leave it long.
I don't wear Zegna any more, for I am but a simple country tax lawyer.

Pegging is what you do to hubby with a strap-on. NTTAWWT.

As for your shirt, I really think it would be good practice for you to make that call yourself and then not seek affirmation for it.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 12:43 PM
Snakes belong on film, not on the floor
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I would have been hospitalized if this had happened when I saw the movie: My screening was thankfully snake free (except on the screen), and I missed a good third of the movie because my eyes were squeezed shut. I am told by my movie watching companions that I kick a lot. I also refused to go closer than four feet from any of the enclosures at the zoo.

All in all, it was a positive experience.
What in the world is happening in Phoenix? Something in the water?

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 12:44 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
So you do look like your avatar.
The sleeves on the avatar guy don't seem too long.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 12:45 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
What the fuck kind of fucked up diet is that?
I call it the Taxwonk Diet. I am in the process of editing the manuscript, after which I will go on Oprah and make ten meeeelyun dollars.

Then I will be able to afford another Zegna suit.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 12:46 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
I call it the Taxwonk Diet. I am in the process of editing the manuscript, after which I will go on Oprah and make ten meeeelyun dollars.

Then I will be able to afford another Zegna suit.
of which, we will give you affirmation for.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 12:47 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The sleeves on the avatar guy don't seem too long.
you know, I understand the desire of an old sock to change his persona sometimes, but we already have a bilmore, or we will when he comes back.

Not Bob 08-23-2006 12:48 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
And while I am on my way there, I will need something to read. Any suggestions? I'm not interested in any non-fiction that has anything to do with any events after 1980. With respect to fiction, my taste is pretty eclectic, though I am not usually a fan of stuff that is too high-fallutin. In other words, no Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or Mickey Spillane.

nononono 08-23-2006 12:50 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
And while I am on my way there, I will need something to read. Any suggestions? I'm not interested in any non-fiction that has anything to do with any events after 1980. With respect to fiction, my taste is pretty eclectic, though I am not usually a fan of stuff that is too high-fallutin. In other words, no Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or Mickey Spillane.
The Devil Wore Prada? :-)

taxwonk 08-23-2006 12:50 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
When? I don't know. Is he hot?
Not really. And someone thinks he's a meanie. I don't know if he's the Blue kind or not.

Pretty Little Flower 08-23-2006 12:51 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you know, I understand the desire of an old sock to change his persona sometimes, but we already have a bilmore, or we will when he comes back.
Shut the fuck up, you stupid fucking asshole.


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