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You haven't experienced fun until you've hooked a five-foot tarpon while in a ten-foot kayak in the Keys, and been pulled faster than you can paddle. That almost beats eightballs for pure heart-pumping pleasure.

Almost.

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Anecdotes like this are why you are our beloved curmudgeon.

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How the hell do you think I feel? I can only get on the board when not connecting through the office servers, as the IT Nazis deemed this Board to be non-essential. What the hell do they know?!?

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I pray to God (or Cthulu or whatever) that this doesn't happen to me. Maybe we should include something substantive on this site to provide some cover. Or would that be the PB?

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Congrats, E/O!

And now, a suggestion: To enhance the notice function of this post, perhaps it should be posted in that prominent Welcome/News box on the top-level page of this site (rather than buried amongst the FB's 10,000+ posts).

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In hindsight, the Lawtalkers name might have been shortsighted. When the IT'ers saw "Findlaw" or "Infirmation" amongst my roamings, it was easily explainable. "Lawtalkers" sounds like . . . well, this. Perhaps this place needs a new name for cover, like "A Multi-Jurisdictional Survey of Post-Enron Ditch Law and Its Effects Upon Wetlands Degradation (With Special Emphasis on Lawson Spatial Analysis of Funding Patterns and Their Resultant Revenue-flow Vector Assignments)".

I think it's catchy.

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Right, well, long name aside, I can certainly register another domain name that points to this one. If you seriously think it would be a help.


As it happens though, Alex's problem happened right when the site opened, and as I recall, it was in the middle of a general crackdown for his firm. I am unaware of anyone else running into this problem after repeated visits to the site.

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preliminary testing is done, but if you provide a street address, we can have a vial of the improved semen sent to you along with the survey form.

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As well as on the looks of those around you. This is why everyone should keep a sober friend around them at all times to stop their drunken-ass from going home with someone ugly enough to scare a dog off of a meat-wagon.

Edited for this link: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,89938,00.html

spree: Thanks to the growing number of plus-size-friendly vacation packages, heavier-set folks are having their day in the sun.

"Recent reports from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (search) say nearly 65 percent of Americans are overweight — 31 percent are considered obese (search). With numbers like that, it seemed imminent that a plus-size travel market would pop onto the scene — and it has."

We skinnies are in the minority and maybe shoudn't joke so much or we might get whipped with a pepperoni stick or something.



:D

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One cannot derive genuine pleasure from carob, frozen yogurt, tofurkey, or broccoli. They are all crappy wishful-thinking substitutes eaten solely to fend off an early death, and the failure of the health-food crowd to acknowledge this honestly is the reason why so many people turn to Ding-dongs and Bob's Fatass Frozen Partially Hydrogenated Myocardial Infarction Happy Meal in frustration. Sometimes life is mean and you have to eat salads instead of pate so you don't croak.

Just spit out the truth and tell people that, like taxes, it's just something you have to suck up, and that you'll try to make it palatable as possible. That, people can respect.

P(pork chops are still healthy though because they are 'the other white meat')J

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I like broccoli. And cauliflower. I like to sit and eat them raw with a beer -- better than chips in my view. Maybe I just have fucked-up taste buds or something. Tofu shall never pass over these lips -- it looks funny and jiggles but it sure as hell ain't Jell-O.

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Maybe I have become a pod person, but . . .

Since I changed my eating regime last January, if I have one of the OM's donuts or a handful of onion rings, I feel like crap. I enjoy it at the time, but after, ick.

I agree that a big juicy hamburger cooked on a grill is far superior to my boca all-american burger. But I prefer how my body feels after my soy burger.

Even(and I love fried tofu)Odds

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Sing is sister. I was going to say basically the same thing myself, but was behind and was too lazy to go back and look for the post.

People shouldn't try to retrain themselves to think tofu or rabbit food is just as tasty as lovely fatty meat and cheese and sticky gooey sugars. That is clearly an idiotic idea, doomed to miserable failure.

People should retrain themselves to derive pleasure from quality not quantity. Very un-American, I know, but there it is.

BR(had a LOVELY foie gras the other night, weighed no more than 2 oz and once the fat hit my bloodstream I was full, but anybody who implies that any sentient human could be "retrained" to like health food just as well deserves to have their tongue cut out)C

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Having forced my body off my preferred Neanderthal diet to smaller portions of healthier foods and occasional treats, I do feel a bit gross too honestly after my annual KFC meal. But nothing makes me sicker to my stomach than eating fresh fruits and vegetables, and nothing soothes it when it's upset like a nice piece of sirloin or pizza.

P(fine, I'm a caveman, I'm at peace with it)J

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Silly Junkie. Lutefisk is "the other white meat".