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Very enlightening. Thank you.


However, what do you mean he created her? Like some sort of Frankenstien thing? Breeding thing (like the horses)?

New York man loses shirt in topless bar
 

it was sell. that is why I said "sell." 2 hours ago in response to your post. that was my 3000th post, by the way. thrilling.


[ok, it was only one hour ago. whatever.]

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Daaaaaamn. I've never been a big Jen fan, but that is some picture. Wow.

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bc I am a black man who cannot see?

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Did anyone else find it ironic that a 16 year old boy was shot and killed at a club/private party for two college fraternities??? And with "{a}bout 1,500 people milling about outside Eddie Deen's Ranch had been denied entry to the event hosted by two chapters of the Alpha Phi Alpha fraternity."

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Thanks for the clarification, but it would have been more helpful had you actually highlighted the appropriate correction.

Else, folks may have interpreted the statement to be, "We will make no wine before its time. Sell."

Either that or you mistook you Ameritrade account for your LawTalk window. Shame on you for two-timing.

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No.

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Warning, "people" on the internet lie......

Pictures of my last internet date (hi Not Bob!) Safe for work, unless you work in a church.

p.s. Why haven't you called?

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I did! A boy in high school killed at a party held by college students! Oh, sweet irony, you nourish me.

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Its actually a very popular form of art. I haven't explored the plaster-casting angle, but my wife and I have some lovely silkscreens. One room is a succession of the same screen in various dayglo colors. Its hot.

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I have a magazine article somewhere about a kid called the "Drinking Champion of Delaware." Some 15 yo kid wandered into a Unive of DE houseparty and downed some absurd amount of shots (something like 30), got a standing o, walked outside and sat in the front yard, where he proceeded to die. That's rock and fucking roll.

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Her right buttcheck looks a bit strange though. It needs a covercrack.

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The pain on the inside was just so bad...

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You know, I was thinking that you should have written "proceeded to death," but as the kid was sitting down, I don't think that construction would work either.

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This is just the mojitos talking. You are such a nasty drunk.

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Dear Flower,

I find that while I am in agreement with the tone and content of your letter to Not Bob generally, I cannot help but feel that perhaps, the letter would have had a bit more panache had you closed it with ciao instead of the tres pedestrian "fondly."

Hasta,

Wonk

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No. No different than you creating your kid. The only difference is that he and his wife tried and tried and tried and were told they just weren't supposed to have children, right? Didn't the mother keep miscarrying? So, if they had stopped when the message that they were supposed to stop became clear, this wouldn't have happened.

TM

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Dear Taxwonk

I think you are beating this format to death.

Namaste

Paigs

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Dear taxwonk,

Lay off the mojitos.

Cheers,

The Flower

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Somewhere in Belarus or Ukraine there was a good old fashioned drinking contest where the winner (who lived) registered about a 0.60% of the BAC.

That. Is. High.

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I sincerely hope that you're NOT kidding about this.

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I named my air plant, Alex de Large.

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Then how do you know you're a black man?

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

TM

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That's not nearly as impressive as it sounds. They're on the metric system over there.

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C'est bon! You have perfected the Tall-Man-Who-Condescends-Like-a-Short-Man schtick! Bravo I say! Me gusta the beeg beeg Flower!

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Flower,

I am not a drinker of the dreaded mojito. I am a martini man, except for the occasional margarita or bloody mary on a summer day. I must insist you refrain from trying to paint me with the "Classy" brush.

Cordially,

Tax Wonk, Esq.

p.s. I'm a lawyer, pal. Don't fuck with me; I know people.

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If you want access to a website requiring name-and-address registration, try looking the site up at bugmenot.com, an online repository of donated logins and passwords.

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Cute.

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I always got the impression the kid was abducted. When whatshername goes to talk to the local doctor (the one with the retarded son), the doctor says that the girl just "appeared" one day or something to that effect.

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YOu just pulled a str8.

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Cute.

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No pun?

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I don't think he's really 6'4". Men well over 6' display a confidence, a certain way of listening and watching the world around, them that is palpable. While he is certainly very witty, and urbane, he does lack this one relatively unimportant trait.

So I don't think he's 6'4". Not to say he isn't 7" shorter than T.

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He's noticably taller than me.

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Dear taxwonk, J.D., Esq.,

Good call on the martini. Like the margarita, it is timeless. But I urge you not to indulge those for whom even the slightest hint of vermouth thoroughly emasculates both the martini and its drinker. Although Churchill could get away with this silly bravado, I hope that you enjoy a more traditional recipe.

I remain,

Your humble and obedient servant,

The Flower

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Best site ever. You get a gold star. Thanks.

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Translation: Free porn!

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Really?

I took that to mean that they had done something unspeakable (against the laws of nature) to get her prego. Now I'm going to have to watch it again.

I love that movie.

TM

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I call him sebby for short.

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You ain't sayin' much.

TM