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robustpuppy 08-23-2006 03:22 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can't have liquor until you make the varsity squad.
I don't think you're too skinny at all.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 03:28 PM
Grammar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I've never dealt with JWs, but the Mormons that have come by are nice. They used to offer to mow my lawn, etc. Never took them up on it. Instead, I'd just invite them in to watch tv.
Spice Network or Playboy TV?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-23-2006 03:31 PM
Grammar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. His proposed sentence is in the subjunctive mood. "We write to request that the client enter..."

It's unclear whether the second "stipulate" is to be done by "your client" or by "we" (as fringey suggested). Either way, it's "stipulate."
I was a smartass kid and my mother is a control-freak. Anyway, one day I was being surly and I told her that I was in a bad mood. She responded with "you're not allowed to have moods in this house!" Anyhoo, I came back with, "so I'm not allowed to use the subjunctive?" And then we laughed. Oh how we laughed.

This is a true story. My family really is this retarded (hi Penske!).

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 03:33 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think you're too skinny at all.
I do not think you are butt and I like your hair.

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 03:36 PM
Grammar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was a smartass kid and my mother is a control-freak. Anyway, one day I was being surly and I told her that I was in a bad mood. She responded with "you're not allowed to have moods in this house!" Anyhoo, I came back with, "so I'm not allowed to use the subjunctive?" And then we laughed. Oh how we laughed.

This is a true story. My family really is this retarded (hi Penske!).
Hi!

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 03:37 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Joy. They're now actively encouraging men not to marry me:
Oh, they're not considering you. They mean women who have careers they're into. You have a well paying job you use to fund your lifestyle.

You're a catch.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-23-2006 03:37 PM
Grammar question
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Hi!
I am glad we are friendly again. Tit for tat and all that, iyw.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 03:40 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I do not think you are butt and I like your hair.
This is cute.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:40 PM
Thanks
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Yeah, but I've got good hair and legs, and I-bankers love me. They wear shirts with French cuffs, you know.
I still have big tits. Everything else was "disproved" by TM. But then again, he agreed with the hair thing and didn't notice my legs. ha. I still think he graded too harshly but I'm starting to get over it. Psst. deal lawyers and tax attys wear french cuffs too....


As for the other tax stuff, you got me.

As for the derivatives stuff, that structured finance is starting to gel for me but it is a tad complex, no?

futbol fan 08-23-2006 03:41 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
This is cute.
I think it would scare dogs off a meat wagon. If dogs could read. The internet. On a meat wagon.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 03:42 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You don't really understand what self-weaning means, do you?
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:43 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
I think it would scare dogs off a meat wagon. If dogs could read. The internet. On a meat wagon.
But, do they wear french cuffs? barrel cuffs? and finished buttons or the faux buttons???

Enquiring minds need to know.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 03:43 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
But, do they wear french cuffs? barrel cuffs? and finished buttons or the faux buttons???

Enquiring minds need to know.
This will never get old.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:43 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of that. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that pregnancy, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...
She should try to tolerate/humor your fetishes.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-23-2006 03:44 PM
Argghhh
 
Penske forever
Wiggum never


This has been going on in my head for a very long time now. Days. Weeks. Someone make it stop. please.

bold_n_brazen 08-23-2006 03:44 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of that. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that pregnancy, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...
Um, eww.

And I say this as someone who has been accused of strange predilictions.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:44 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
This will never get old.
It is kinda funny man. the threads and all no pun intended.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:46 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is kinda funny man. the threads and all no pun intended.
And besides, say what you will about my self esteem and all, but I think I've taken it on the chin pretty well. and in the shorts with no lube. fucker. heh.

Spanky 08-23-2006 03:46 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
If you like history, this is one of the best books I've ever read:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/18...CLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

It's beautifully written, relies heavily on primary documents, and gave me tremendous insight into what an incredible person Elizabeth was.
I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 03:48 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...
You should write to Dan Savage. Savage Love has been pretty dull lately; I think you could liven it up.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:48 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think you're too skinny at all.
Skinny isn't the problem. The large-group field trips to strip clubs is the problem.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 03:49 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Pink can suck it. I was given a nice blue Pink shirt as a gift. But, because they originally catered to foppish brits without neck muscles, the sleeves were way to long for the neck size. Their suggestion, when I asked for one with appropriately lengthed sleeves, was for me to take it to a tailor to have them shortened.

Sure. On top of the $140 they ask for a shirt, I'm supposed to shell out another $30 to have the sleeves shortened 1 inch? Thanks. Refund please.
You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.

FWIW the "tailors" in the burbs suck. They lose every fucking collar stay. Then when I wanted the sleeves shortened on a jacket once (they were down to my knuckles so I looked like a waiter at Wo Hop) the tailor said: "No alter. Sleeves look fine."


Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 03:49 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.
Are you Chubby?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:51 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.
I still think you should offer a second opinion. If you dissented with TM you would say so on board. And if you concurred? I won't go batshit either.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 03:51 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Um, eww.

And I say this as someone who has been accused of strange predilictions.
Oh, come on. It's a fact every guy tastes his wife's breast milk. I'm willing to bet at least 70% of men do the back of the envelope calculation in their heads when looking at their wives and think "Hmmm..."

What kind of man wouldn't you ask to see that?

It's like anal ssex. Even if you don't really want to do it, you have to try. I mean, otherwise, it's just there, mocking you, saying "Yes, old boy, you haven't been here yet. Don't you want to know?"

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:51 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, come on. It's a fact every guy tastes his wife's breast milk. I'm willing to bet at least 70% of men do the back of the envelope calculation in their heads when looking at their wives and think "Hmmm..."

What kind of man wouldn't you ask to see that?*

*I was the child who put paperclips into wall sockets.
Did the electroshock therapy work or no?

Spanky 08-23-2006 03:51 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore


Speaking of Pink, I was invited to a Scotch tasting/Fall line unveiling at the SF store this evening.
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 03:51 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I just rented HBO's movie Elizabeth I. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from a Barbara Cartland novel. It really sucked. The series on Masterpiece theater was much better.
I just rented Vivid's movie Elizabeth's First. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from one of Hank's Penthouse Forum letters. It really sucked. The series "Where the Boy's Aren't" was much better.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:52 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?
Yesss. duh they sell women's clothing.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:52 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you suggesting you're self sustaining?

I want the wife to try that. She isn't having any of it. "I'm not a toy, freak." Oh, yes you are... If I've had to jack off for two months around that birth thing, the least you can do is act out a few fetishes...
I will have to see whether I could even get my whole nipple (or sufficient nipple) into my mouth. After work. Any idea why it's such a big deal to her? It seems pretty mild. I mean, not for an extended period of time, or over and over, because that's a little creepy, but as a "this is our opportunity to explore this thing that's kinda always turned me on a little" kind of way.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 03:53 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you Chubby?
No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg


Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:53 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?
I don't know. Can you? Maybe you should see a doctor.

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 03:53 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yesss. duh they sell women's clothing.
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.

futbol fan 08-23-2006 03:54 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg


Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:54 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.

Ooops. sorry rt. Sorry Spanky.

Yes, sir, they sell women's clothes. You should go!

Velcome to the FB!

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.
Given that it's a scotch tasting, it seems like perhaps it may be an unveiling of the fall MEN'S line. Just a guess. Because most men aren't going to want to sit through the unveiling of the women's line, and vice versa. Plus that would make for a ridiculously long event.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
And while I am on my way there, I will need something to read. Any suggestions? I'm not interested in any non-fiction that has anything to do with any events after 1980. With respect to fiction, my taste is pretty eclectic, though I am not usually a fan of stuff that is too high-fallutin. In other words, no Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or Mickey Spillane.
Fly Jet Blue and drive so you never have to read again.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.
As god as mah witness, sir, NeverAgain.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will have to see whether I could even get my whole nipple (or sufficient nipple) into my mouth. After work. Any idea why it's such a big deal to her? It seems pretty mild. I mean, not for an extended period of time, or over and over, because that's a little creepy, but as a "this is our opportunity to explore this thing that's kinda always turned me on a little" kind of way.
I asked at the wrong time. I have a tendency to ask for things as they pop into my head. A woman doing five or six things and dealing with a screaming kid doesn't want that challenge raised from an oafish husband sucking down Anchor Steams and scratching his balls.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.
What does Spanky claim as a bra size?


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