The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

If these were movie lines they'd make great poll answers.

Not that I don't still love you, girlfriend.

The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

Sex is sex. Love is love. The two combined is alchemy.

I've had sex with men without love. I've been in love with men without sex.

But with women, the only times I've had sex with them, its been because I loved them.

The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

Wanna make out?

Hear Ye, Hear Ye
 

Well then, it's official. I'm cool and hip , as I most definitely lived south of the "8 Mile" border. In fact, I'm third-generation cool, as my grandparents lived there their whole lives. (Whew -- I'm glad something qualifies me...)**




**Anyone attempting to disabuse me of my new-found sense of coolness will have some, uhh... visitors from the 'hood of my youth -- so, tread lightly. (That's the latest in 'hood-speak -- "tread lightly" -- you heard it here first!)

My Big Fat Obnoxious Greek Fiance
 

I'm not a big fan of reality TV, but this show is just hilarious. The croquet scene was killing me.

I give the Dad mucho credit for not going apeshit on his potential future son-in-law.

The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

I'm with you on this one -- but I was afraid to say so, for fear of falling even further down the Coolness Charts**, but, alas, it is true. I can definitely appreciate a beautiful or sexy woman, and I can definitely say I have feelings of love for certain of my female friends (and RP, of course) but I have never desired one sexually.

**But, now that I'm certain that I have the 8-Mile Seal of Approval, I can risk a little flak to my cred.

The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

The closest I have ever come to a same sex experience is spin class.

But that is actually pretty close.

I'll Have the Bacon
 

with a side of bacon.

Who would have figured? Atkins was a fatty!

Paper: Diet guru Atkins qualified as obese

NEW YORK (AP) -- Dr. Robert Atkins, whose popular diet stresses protein-rich meat and cheese over carbohydrates, weighed 258 pounds at his death and had a history of heart disease, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Atkins died last April at age 72 after being injured in a fall on an icy street.

Before his death, he had suffered a heart attack, congestive heart failure and hypertension, The Wall Street Journal reported, citing a report by the city medical examiner.

At 258 pounds, the 6-foot-tall Atkins would have qualified as obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's body-mass index calculator.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/02/10....ap/index.html

aV

I'll Have the Bacon
 

Heart disease? Well THAT doesn't make any sense.

My Big Fat Obnoxious Greek Fiance
 

I liked the parts where he was acting "normal" and it was freaking the woman out. I guess the guy CAN act.

Monday is my reality tv night. I was disappointed with the RW/RR Challenge b/c the new format doesn't lend itself to a half-hour show. I guess people will only be eliminated every other week this season.

Average Joe isn't really holding me. I'm sick of Larissa and I think it is bullshit that they worked up the boat explosion so much and then she didn't throw off the main guy responsible for it (I think, though honestly I can't keep the "hunks" straight). Why bother with the drama then?

I'll Have the Bacon
 

OK. Coltrane has tuned in with the statement of the obvious. Fine. But if this devolves into an Atkins is good/Atkins is bad debate, or lawd help us all, a fat-bashing session, I'll be very disappointed.

So behave!

I'll Have the Bacon
 

Especially after the Tangy n Zesty sex talk this morning.

Everything tastes better wrapped in bacon
 

Suddenly I have a craving for ribs.

I'll Have the Bacon
 

Fine. Every guy should at least once fuck a fat girl who doesn't eat carbs.

The Board is Dead; Long Live the Bored
 

Wait, do you define "same sex" as not including metrosexuals, or am I misremembering?