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Spanky 08-23-2006 03:55 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I am currently reading A Long Way Down by Nick Hornby (who wrote High Fidelity) and am liking it quite a bit.
I just read that and liked it also. I liked it better than Fever Pitch and High Fidelity. That and How to be Good are my favorite books by Hornby.

futbol fan 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.
I thought we traded Flower to the PB for Spanky in a straight swap. I was all set to commend you on a smart piece of business.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I asked at the wrong time. I have a tendency to ask for things as they pop into my head. A woman doing five or six things and dealing with a screaming kid doesn't want that challenge raised from an oafish husband sucking down Anchor Steams and scratching his balls.
Bad move. Maybe try again some other time? Like after she enjoys a spa day you give her?

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
bold_n_brazen
And I say this as someone who has been accused of strange predilictions.
Cocaine is a helluva drug....

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will have to see whether I could even get my whole nipple (or sufficient nipple) into my mouth. After work. Any idea why it's such a big deal to her? It seems pretty mild. I mean, not for an extended period of time, or over and over, because that's a little creepy, but as a "this is our opportunity to explore this thing that's kinda always turned me on a little" kind of way.
I have heard--but since I'm an unmarried, childless, career girl who will never know for sure--that there's an inflation effect, so the results from a nipple-to-own-mouth test will not be reflective of post-pregnancy nipple-to-own-mouth attempts.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Leave Spanky alone. He doesn't venture over here too often and you may scare him off.
Or he might just stand there, staring.




Like a Deer in the headlights.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 03:56 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
I thought we traded Flower to the PB for Spanky in a straight swap. I was all set to commend you on a smart piece of business.
What are you, Cashman?

bold_n_brazen 08-23-2006 03:59 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Cocaine is a helluva drug....
You got some?

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 03:59 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
pony_trekker
....so I looked like a waiter at Wo Hop...
I'm now craving Chicken Kow with Black Bean. You're friggin cruel.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 03:59 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or he might just stand there, staring.




Like a Deer in the headlights.
Is it a fashion show for 12 year old girls?

Spanky 08-23-2006 03:59 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
From glancing at the Amazon reviews, it looks like Weir's book focuses more on the personal/romantic life of Elizabeth. Is that accurate? Part of what I really like about Jenkins's book was that I really got a feel for the great personal sacrifice Elizabeth made to be queen. Kind of like she was a modern-day spinster GA.
Weir's book sounds like the HBO special. Besides the personal sacrifices, does your book focus on the politics or is it still lean more towards the Harloquin romance stuff.

bold_n_brazen 08-23-2006 04:00 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Or he might just stand there, staring.




Like a Deer in the headlights.
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you right now.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 04:01 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I just rented Vivid's movie Elizabeth's First. It felt like the screenplay was adapted from one of Hank's Penthouse Forum letters. It really sucked. The series "Where the Boy's Aren't" was much better.
buying all girl porn is the next to last stage of denial before finally accepting your latent homosexuality- you know, you find the penii are taking more and more of your attention when watching boy/girl stuff and you hope that by stopping looking you'll stop wanting. then you start renting "historic porn" because you really are digging the costumes.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-23-2006 04:01 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
It's part of a coordinated campaign to move to the FB and arrange a meeting with Thurgreed in Grand Central Station.
Arrghhh. It's Grand Central Terminal. Grand Central Station is the post office. Didn't any of you see Inside Man? Or perhaps know this fact because of general knowledge of stuff?

Inside Man, btw, imho starts off very well and then degenerates. It's feel-good at the end. nwtf?

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:01 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
spookyfish
No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg


Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?
Isn't that the Senator from the great State of Maryland?

http://www.evote.com/evotepix/congre.../mikulski4.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:01 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Weir's book sounds like the HBO special. Besides the personal sacrifices, does your book focus on the politics or is it still lean more towards the Harloquin romance stuff.
I'm amazed Bobby wrote the thing. I always thought him a dolt.

None of it undoes the horror of Ratdog.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 04:02 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I just read that and liked it also. I liked it better than Fever Pitch and High Fidelity. That and How to be Good are my favorite books by Hornby.
How to be Good is the only Hornby I've read. I read it at a strangely appropriate time. I wouldn't call it a favorite among any books I've read, although the funny overpowered the bleak.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:02 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Sorry, but unless they didn't like the biting, it sounds less like self-weaning than...weaning.

But so, either way, did you continue pumping after the weaning so they continued to get your milk?
Oh, please letting kids nurse into kindergarten makes them gay.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:02 PM
I'm a Nice Person
 
So the woman next to me is sick like dizzy, I can't-get-up-sick. Nice wonderful girl/woman. Yesterday she was sick so I walked her nay, dragged her to the ladies room because she was afraid she'd fall, and then walked her downstairs to her boyfriend's car. Who subsquently dropped her butt off like luggage at the emergency room which pissed me off. She is so nice.

I feel really bad. dizzy isn't fun or naseous.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:03 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You got some?
No shit. Just a bump. No tracks or rails. Just a bump here or there to combat this lack of sleep.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:04 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
ltl/fb
Given that it's a scotch tasting, it seems like perhaps it may be an unveiling of the fall MEN'S line. Just a guess. Because most men aren't going to want to sit through the unveiling of the women's line, and vice versa. Plus that would make for a ridiculously long event.
FWIW, they are also supposed to have chocolate.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 04:04 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Skinny isn't the problem. The large-group field trips to strip clubs is the problem.
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:05 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
bold_n_brazen
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you right now.
Why? Does she have some?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:05 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
Strip clubs alone attending is creepy.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:06 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
Just flash a baggie of X pills at them. They'll follow you into a rendering plant.

Fugee 08-23-2006 04:07 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
See now, if the JW in question had been Prince, this story could have been a really good story.
He only does his door-to-door in Minnesota. But he has not showed up at the Manor.

If he were at RT's house, however, he'd be only one bite for the Puppy and the Displaced Dog could swallow him whole. He is amazingly small.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 04:07 PM
Why proofreading is so important.
 
Apropos of nothing whatsovever, someone from my office stopped me in the hallway today to show me a brief that he had received where counsel argued that his client should not be denied his "appellate bong."

Needless to say, hilarity ensued.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:07 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
haven't you read craig's list? full of rants from strippers destroying myths commonly held by men such as yourself.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:08 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
You won. They now make shirts for people with short arms and fat necks like us.

They lose every fucking collar stay.
This may betray my overly cautious nature, but I generally remove the collar stays before the shirt goes to the laundry to avoid this very problem.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:09 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
Do they sell women's clothing? In other words, will there be female models? If so - can I come?
You won't like it. None of the models are Serbian.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-23-2006 04:09 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You have no idea how much I want to kiss you right now.
BnB is just a happy girl. Oh boy is she happy.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:10 PM
The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Are you Chubby?
No - I am missing an inside joke here - aren't I?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:10 PM
Fuuuckk
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh, please letting kids nurse into kindergarten makes them gay.
That's not nursing.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:11 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
You won't like it. None of the models are Serbian.
But are they croatian?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:11 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
This may betray my overly cautious nature, but I generally remove the collar stays before the shirt goes to the laundry to avoid this very problem.
2. Ever since the war, the price of collar stays has been unbearable.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 04:12 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I've never been to a strip club alone. Half of the fun is discussing all of the ass with your friends. That doesn't mean I haven't tried to take a stripper home. I have (and failed). Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
And sometimes it actually even happens.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 04:13 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Just flash a baggie of X at them. They'll follow you into a rendering plant.
Not saying it can't be done. I've seen it done and heard the horrific dating stories after - some crazy shit. Cocaine IS a helluva drug.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:13 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. Ever since the war, the price of collar stays has been unbearable.
They should be able to leverage some type of structured finance commodities or bonds deal with that. Maybe securitize the debt.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:13 PM
If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Yesss. duh they sell women's clothing.
I missed the earlier post he was referring to. What clothing line are we talking about?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:13 PM
GRR
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
And sometimes it actually even happens.
And, yeah and I'm thin.


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