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ltl/fb 08-18-2006 04:42 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
At BP, we were "Team Members."

At Shell, it was "Stakeholders."

I hadn't heard individual contributors before. I think your okay with minions as long as none of them are around. Same goes for HR people. The latter also don't like to be referred to as "wastes of space and oxygen."
Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.

You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors.

robustpuppy 08-18-2006 04:45 PM
i love the internet
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Gay octopus porn (spree: gay octopus porn)
This would be a great name for a movie. Better even than "Octopi on a plane."

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 04:46 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Retard
IQ or LSAT?
IQ. don't you have a short bus to catch? here is your hockey helmet.

ltl/fb 08-18-2006 04:46 PM
Where the hell is Lorenzo Lamas?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We see this guy everywhere. Ok, not everywhere, but he was slumming it at the Maggiano's across the street from our apartment on a recent Friday night. And he emceed some City of Hope fashion show that we went to a while back. In his defense, that Maggiano's is right next door to CBS, so maybe he is actually working or something now? Daytime tv?
Who is that?

robustpuppy 08-18-2006 04:46 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.

You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors.
I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-18-2006 04:47 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
I test 147.

I am not subjecting myself to this for abuse...or to be maligned afterwards. I am not a model nor do I play one on tv. I am not MENSA and I am not rich or white.

I am doing this since I feel it is fair since I stepped I should back it up with factual verification that I am indeed considered attractive.
This is very interesting. I am a card-carrying Mensa member. So, by my calculations, I am smarter than you, I am richer than you, and I am whiter than you. Holy Shit! I am better than you!!

ltl/fb 08-18-2006 04:47 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target.
They probably are at corporate HQ.

taxwonk 08-18-2006 04:48 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Sweet pea, I am an HR person. As are my minions. We are part of a subgroup of HR, but nonetheless we are HR.

You were at the lowest tier????? Because only the low-tier people are Individual Contributors. Lawyers seem to be Lawyers, not Individual Contributors.
You're not the HR I was referring to. You're benefits. Benefits people are wonderful. At least at oil companies.

And I was not lowest tier at Shell. Admin Assistants were below me on the org chart. They had more power and influence, but they were lower on the org chart.

And at BP, everyone was a Team Member, even the Head of Global Tax. Until he got caught banging a minion. Then he got thrown off the team. And some lovely parting cash.

patentparanyc 08-18-2006 04:48 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
This is very interesting. I am a card-carrying Mensa member. So, by my calculations, I am smarter than you, I am richer than you, and I am whiter than you. Holy Shit! I am better than you!!
Retard.

I know you are mensa that was a fucking dig.

smart maybe common sense = 0.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 04:48 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hank, please stop being Penske. It's totally fucking me up.
eta: :blush: sorry, me badd.

spookyfish 08-18-2006 04:48 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't think that Team Members are the lowest tier at Target.

Isn't everybody an "Associate," or is that Wal*Mart?

ltl/fb 08-18-2006 04:49 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
You're not the HR I was referring to. You're benefits. Benefits people are wonderful. At least at oil companies.

And I was not lowest tier at Shell. Admin Assistants were below me on the org chart. They had more power and influence, but they were lower on the org chart.

And at BP, everyone was a Team Member, even the Head of Global Tax. Until he got caught banging a minion. Then he got thrown off the team. And some lovely parting cash.
Ah. See, I don't think that everyone is an Individual Contributor here.

taxwonk 08-18-2006 04:50 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ah. See, I don't think that everyone is an Individual Contributor here.
Does that mean you don't get to bang a minion?

robustpuppy 08-18-2006 04:51 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
Retard.

I know you are mensa that was a fucking dig.

smart maybe common sense = 0.
You are so funny.

Penske_Account 08-18-2006 04:51 PM
Where the hell is Erisa?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I have high standards, but I will be fair. Straight forward, but fair.

TM
Fair warning for PPNYC, last time I saw TM, he felt me up in the name of giving a "fair" report. No offence.


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