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pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:14 PM

Grammar question
 
[QUOTE]Originally posted by taxwonk
Never mind.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:14 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
No, stupid. This is Chubby.

http://vaiden.net/chubby.jpg


Apropos of that, why did you change your avatar, Spanky?
I wanted to be more annoying.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:15 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
2. Ever since the war, the price of collar stays has been unbearable.
I can live with the price. It's the rationing that gets to me.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:16 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
I missed the earlier post he was referring to. What clothing line are we talking about?
Thomas Pink.

Regards,
PPNYC

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:17 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
And sometimes it actually even happens.
Cash = stripper speculum.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 04:18 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
I wanted to be more annoying.
Perhaps you could get a tutor.

taxwonk 08-23-2006 04:18 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not saying it can't be done. I've seen it done and heard the horrific dating stories after - some crazy shit. Cocaine IS a helluva drug.
But Dalene really did love me.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:19 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
How to be Good is the only Hornby I've read. I read it at a strangely appropriate time. I wouldn't call it a favorite among any books I've read, although the funny overpowered the bleak.
I found it incredibly funny. It made me laugh out loud, and not many books extract that kind of reaction from me.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 04:19 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
I can live with the price. It's the rationing that gets to me.
How man shirts do you own? 3?

tmdiva 08-23-2006 04:20 PM

Lactation
 
Huh. I always figured Lactation Lover, for Penske, but it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong about these things.

So since you got me curious, I tried, and with the inflation effect, I can get my nipples to my lips, but not far enough in to actually suck on them. Well, at least not well or comfortably. Hard on the neck and the boob.

tm

Fugee 08-23-2006 04:22 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
And while I am on my way there, I will need something to read. Any suggestions? I'm not interested in any non-fiction that has anything to do with any events after 1980. With respect to fiction, my taste is pretty eclectic, though I am not usually a fan of stuff that is too high-fallutin. In other words, no Umberto Eco, Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or Mickey Spillane.
If you are coming to Minnesota, you've got to read a Minnesota author.

I recently discovered a mystery series written by P.J. Tracy, a mother-daughter team who live in LA & MN. The first book is called "Monkeewrench." I like them because there is more than one main character and the writers have given them quite distinctive (though not particularly Minnesotan) personalities.

John Sandford is a more established crime-thriller writer. His first book, if you haven't read it, is "Rules of Prey."

Lorna Landvik writes very Minnesotan books, but they are more chick books.

Out of Minnesota, RT (I think) got me hooked on Jasper Fforde's books.

But maybe you should read "How to Talk Minnesotan" so you can understand us.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:23 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
I still think you should offer a second opinion. If you dissented with TM you would say so on board. And if you concurred? I won't go batshit either.
After seeing the raucous debate that ensued I will say without reservation:

Hell, I don't have time to hang out with people I know.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:23 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
FWIW, they are also supposed to have chocolate.
I am a big chocolate fan, but its a long drive from the burbs. Are you sure no female models?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 04:23 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Huh. I always figured Lactation Lover, for Penske, but it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong about these things.

So since you got me curious, I tried, and with the inflation effect, I can get my nipples to my lips, but not far enough in to actually suck on them. Well, at least not well or comfortably. Hard on the neck and the boob.

tm
This is why I come to the FB.

For the record, I cannot suck my own cock.

bold_n_brazen 08-23-2006 04:24 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And, yeah and I'm thin.
I have it on good authority that only one of you is lying.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 04:24 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Strip clubs alone attending is creepy.
Alone is creepy; a group of 5 couples is creepy/stupid/annoying; in between there is non-creepy. I never suggested alone.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:24 PM

Phone Person
 
The guy that is sitting for sick girl is a phone person and he's loud. That is very annoying. No one wants to hear your long personal phone calls dude.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 04:25 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Spanky
I am a big chocolate fan, but its a long drive from the burbs. Are you sure no female models?
:shrug:

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 04:26 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tmdiva
Huh. I always figured Lactation Lover, for Penske, but it wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong about these things.

So since you got me curious, I tried, and with the inflation effect, I can get my nipples to my lips, but not far enough in to actually suck on them. Well, at least not well or comfortably. Hard on the neck and the boob.

tm
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 04:26 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.
Did you do this just now?

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 04:27 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you do this just now?
Yes. In the name of science, you know.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:27 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
After seeing the raucous debate that ensued I will say without reservation:

Hell, I don't have time to hang out with people I know.
Was it indeed raucous? I guess so...

greatwhitenorthchick 08-23-2006 04:28 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not saying it can't be done. I've seen it done and heard the horrific dating stories after - some crazy shit. Cocaine IS a helluva drug.
I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:28 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Every guy has at least thought, at one point in time, that the stripper wants to go home with him.
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 04:28 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.
Thanks to both of you. I now don't have to try.

Fugee 08-23-2006 04:28 PM

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Get Jasper Forde's new one "The Fourth Bear"
2. Though if you haven't read any of his previous books, you may want to start with The Big Over Easy or The Eyre Affair.

notcasesensitive 08-23-2006 04:29 PM

Grammar question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was a smartass kid and my mother is a control-freak. Anyway, one day I was being surly and I told her that I was in a bad mood. She responded with "you're not allowed to have moods in this house!" Anyhoo, I came back with, "so I'm not allowed to use the subjunctive?" And then we laughed. Oh how we laughed.

This is a true story. My family really is this retarded (hi Penske!).
I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:30 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided.
tHAT is nasty. and I know they are hot yadda yadda but nasty.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 04:30 PM

Grammar question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation?
I think it's called the "subjunctive mood" for some reason. But I may be wrong. In which case, gwnc please correct b/c I am curious too.

ETA grammar moods

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:30 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I used to live with a girl who would bring home male strippers. Ewwwwwwwww. She was fun though. Just deeply misguided.
Shockingly, in what now seems like a distant dream, even more distant than a past life, I was approached by a woman on a bicycle on 9th Avenue and 28th St and asked if I wanted to BE a male stripper. Legit. She showed me her card.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:31 PM

Grammar question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I don't get this and I'm starting to get a complex about it. Someone want to PM me an explanation?
That is how Mensa families joke, don't you get it? duhhh.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 04:31 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I tried too. Tongue reaches, but can't get close enough for sucking. Will report back with inflated results should that miracle ever occur.
It can be done.

Spanky 08-23-2006 04:31 PM

If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Thomas Pink.

Regards,
PPNYC
Oh - so Pink was a reference to the clothing line. Never heard of him. I guess I need to get out more.

ltl/fb 08-23-2006 04:32 PM

Lactation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It can be done.
Like self-sustenance? Could you do it (without the sustenance part) before the baby?

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 04:32 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
As Less is my witness, I have done it twice. The trick is to look them in the eye during the lap dance. No one does that. And then comment on their eye color, no one else does that. Then, talk to them about a subject completely unrelated to sex that the stripper thinks she knows something about. Pretend you are really interested and listen intently. If she has already made the money she wanted to make that evening, or if she has given up because it is a slow night, you just might be in business.
and make sure you got the 'lex on, visible through the working button holes on your shirt sleeve.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 04:33 PM

Grammar question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think it's called the "subjunctive mood" for some reason. But I may be wrong. In which case, gwnc please correct b/c I am curious too.

ETA grammar moods
The subjunctive mood was getting a complex about the implication that it was bad until I explained that that was the very point of gwnc's smart-assed reply. Oh, how we laughed, once he got it!!!

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:33 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
and make sure you got the 'lex on, visible through the working button holes on your shirt sleeve.
A standard issue gold one like all the bankers wear.

They must pass that shit out at the door of bulge bracket banks/firms.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 04:35 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
A standard issue gold one like all the bankers wear.

They must pass that shit out at the door of bulge bracket banks/firms.
People still wear gold?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 04:35 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
People still wear gold?
The bankers I know do.

Penske_Account 08-23-2006 04:35 PM

Grammar question
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I am glad we are friendly again. Tit for tat and all that, iyw.
2, IW, boc.


eta: did I get the tit or the tat?


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