Astute Observation
 

You don't say it, son. You eat it.

Enough of the depressing stuff
 

I get (sigh) a red x for that one too. Oh well. No pretty for me.

Re TO, something is obviously sucking in his life, or in his head he thinks something's sucking, or whatever other variations on that apply. It really sucks that it looks like the route they are going will involve him having to deny the whole thing vocally and publicly for a long time, which probably will just make any issues more difficult to resolve.

I'm not saying I'm sympathetic to him. I mean, I don't think opponents should start easing up or whatever, or that he should be held to a lower standard of behavior if he's going to be out in public and stuff. But it's really sad whenever someone feels that bad. Unless they're like a genocidal maniac.

Wannabes Are So Sad
 

• I can trace my family tree back past the Mayflower to the reign of the hybrid reptoid female known to human annals as "Queen Elizabeth." It's a fairly impressive genetic legacy, yet I will always be looked down upon as "inferior" by those who slither across the real corridors of power.
  
  Why? Because my bloodline—unlike that of the Bushes, Clintons, Rockefellers, and others whose names, were they revealed, would astound you—has never entered a shape-shifting, bloodsucking union with those shadowy reptile overlords. But I have plans for me and mine beyond mammalian servitude. The Blakely name deserves better!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/53272

TO
 

Hold your horses everyone.

1. People crying out for help and needing attention don't take too many pills; and

2. TO isn't the kind of man who craves attention, or needs help.

Everyone is clearly jumping to unreasonable conclusions here. That said, I still think we should have free suicide centers on street corners.

TO
 

2. There's nothing more despicable than overpriced suicide.

Enough of the depressing stuff
 

Yes. those look like half-grapefruits stuck to her chest. Other fake boobs (that go under the muscle) look much better. My trainer has the nicest set of fake boobs I've ever seen.

TO
 

Sharing space with the organ harvesting shops, I trust.

TO
 

I don't think he's crying out for help, or that he needs attention. I think this was a real attempt.

I'll avoid making a joke about free suicide centers, because knowing you I'm pretty sure that you mean exactly that.

Astute Observation
 

I thought only Sicilians said the two syllable version. Not so?

A sad, constant bid for attention?
 

At least he's still the preeminent Proust scholar in the United States.

TO
 

Absolutely. Hosted by virgins in white robes.

Enough of the depressing stuff
 

Brooke Burke has the best fake boobies. Ever.



http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~swaid/Brooke%20Burke.jpg

You need to see them nekkid to fully appreciate them.

Enough of the depressing stuff
 

I get the empty spaces too. I assume my netnanny is blocking it.

Enough of the depressing stuff
 

Nah. Because I get empty spaces too. And I don't have a netnanny.

I would like to thank the person
 

who first thought that mozarella and tomatoes should be eaten together with a little bit of olive oil and salt and pepper and basil if you can find some. Many, many a happy lunch has resulted from that simple combination of foods.