Lactation
 

I don't know about RP, but I don't think I ever tried. I don't think pre-baby/ies my breasts would have been able to reach that far. Too firm.

As for the sustenance aspect, tasty as it is I think I would have a problem because I'm lactose intolerant, and breast milk is very high in lactose.

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If I can count your ribs, you're sickly.
 

Argghhh
 

I miss the good chief, <sniff>

GRR
 

But, heck what do I know supposedly I'm some deeply discounted version of Margaret Cho. So the bankers I'd hang with are supposedly suspect or all in the playground in my mind. As are any prop traders, or hedge fund analysts.

GRR
 

Please provide us with the appropriate number of individuals with whom one should attend a strip club. I didn't know there were rules (except "no touching".... however, when touching is encouraged, it's like being able to lick a ribeye, but not take a bite).

GRR
 

You are full of interesting tidbits of information. Please stick around the FB.

GRR
 

Are you Korean or Dagobahn?

GRR
 

I did. Somewhere in between. Jesus.

GRR
 

Apropos of tying threads, isn't the rule "don't touch anything Pink"?

I love the 90's
 

But are Know Won and Hello Kitty still married?


Tell us, Penske!!!!!

GRR
 

I didn't realize there was a whole "method," although, as a general rule, I am a great believer in eye contact.

GRR
 

I thought this said "As Less is my waitress..." You had my interest there for a moment.

GRR
 

Over/under is 10 posts before Sebby (or Pony) makes an "in the stink" joke

Lactation
 

Give it about 10 more years and you'll have no problem making them reach wherever you want. You'll be able to breastfeed the entire neighborhood (and put out small, local fires) without ever leaving your front porch. (Not that I would know; NTTAWWT)

GRR
 

On the other hand, if I wanted to just gaze into some girl's eyes, why not just stay home and save the dough?

The Not Bob phone just rang -- apparently, I have to depose Fugee next week.
 

I invented that joke.

GRR
 

You're gay?

GRR
 

Nah. I predict Coltrane goes there first.

GRR
 

Spanky has a (human, post-pubescent) girl at home?

Fuuuckk
 

How post-kindergarten for big kids?

GRR
 

I'm not saying you can't. I'm making a general statement about making eye contact. I'm not the one with the stripper rules here.

GRR
 

I am not that interesting. I have just wasted too much of my life chasing skirts.

I have never been quite sure what subjects fly here, but here goes.

I am too lazy to go the Gym, so I workout at home, but I am pretty good about staying with it. I used to do two sets of fifty pushups. I decided to push up my whole work out routine, which included moving from fifty push ups to one hundred push ups.

I was able to double all my other routines, but I can't get past seventy push ups. I have been stuck there for three weeks now. I just get to around seventy and can't do any more.

Anyone know what is going on?

GRR
 

I went once with Mr. Man, two board denizens (one male and one female) and one of Mr. Man's co-workers. Much hilarity ensued.

GRR
 

Huh? I guess I forgot she's gay. I thought she was a just a fag hag.

No I am not gay.

GRR
 

Me too. It would be a big shocker if he didn't.

Lactation
 

Hi!

GRR
 

Are you hot? One would infer that you are. And WE all know what happens when you do that.

GRR
 

This works. A couple and three single people. You have my approval. And I wasn't even there.

GRR
 

There's nothing in there that implies hotness.

GRR
 

I like the "deeply discounted Margaret Cho" bit. Perhaps the funniest thing you've posted here*. This is how I will picture you from now on.



*(intentionally funny, that is)

Who are they to judge us, just because our hair is long?
 

No, but now Marvin Gaye is playing on my mental soundtrack.

GRR
 

He may, however, be implying that he's not chubby.

GRR
 

Ability to leap strippers in a single bound? usually means fair to middling hot.

GRR
 

I'm actually [and I know if you have to say it usually just is not so] funny as shit in person. Self depracating and when I mock people my imitations are usually cutting and dead on. I make my office mates laugh. In my mind, that is.

GRR
 

I'm oddly fascinated at how your mind works.

GRR
 

I'm getting somewhat muscley but that's about it. The muscle may be buried under fat. Getting the strippers might imply non-chubby, perhaps. He has a deceptive plot to do it, though, so he doesn't seem to be relying on hotness. I don't know where strippers stand on the importance of body weight/type.

GRR
 

Try doing your pushups in sets of 20. You will get to 100 no problem.

GRR
 

It just a routine that has worked for me. Obviously it has failed more than it has worked, but it has worked at least twice. The other part I left out is be a perfect gentlemen. No sexual innuendos.

The problem is that success can bring in a whole nightmare. Its like crack. It is amazing to go out with a girl that is so comfortable with her body. It is addictive. But the trade off is that they all make Charles Manson seem sane. Without exception, that have incredibly screwed up lives, and you don't want to fly to close to the flame (if you can help it).

Lactation
 

You sound hot. I want to rate you.

GRR
 

True story:

I used to go to strip clubs by myself, and I don't think it was creepy.

Back when I lived in DC and was a student, I resided in a number of apartments/houses over a number of years that were (a) in Georgetown or slightly north of it, proper; and (b) lacked washing machines/dryers. There was a laundrymat on Wisconsin Ave. north of G-town. Next door was a stripper bar-can't remember the name, but it was sleazy. Across the street was a stripper bar, Good Guys. I'd go do my laundry and while I was waiting for wash and dry cycles to cycle, I'd go watch the strippers and drink beer. And I got one to go home w/ me, albeit via an encounter in the laundrymat, she was doing her laundry between sets and a conversation about fabric softener led to another thing....