Holdem
 

I'm in. Just what I need, another procrastination tool...

Holdem
 

Yes . Whoosh - right over my head.

Edited to add that I get it now.

Random question
 

And, as we've previously discussed, the corollary for a guy would be --

(A + B)

=

(C) Lusting after Connie Chung,

which then leads to

(D) NTTAWWT.

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

1. Not a dude.
2. Hardness changes constantly throughout the day, along with erectness.
3. See the link below if you want to see inverted nipples. First heard about them from a plastic surgeon friend who spent a whole lotta time working on nips (not the same doc as in the link - no clue who that dude is). http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/inve...ted_nipple.htm[URL=http://]

Farting Shoes
 

Has anyone else had the misfortune of wearing shoes that make an embarrassing farting noise with every step? I can make it stop if I change my stride and walk really funny, but that's another problem all together. These shoes are of the open-toed, close-heeled variet. What is a girl to do?

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

No. Bumpy is basically flat but with bumps like the razor burn bumps black men get in portions of the nipple. See pornstar Celeste, for example. Puffy means the whole nipple seems sort of puffed/blown up from the inside and they tend to stick straight out or up a bit. Again, see Davia Ardell or Alicia Sterling/Sterlyn, for example.

Sebby, I forgot. In addition to hair count, points must be subtracted for visible scarring from relocating the nipple where the girl went with a poor surgeon. Celeste is another good example of this.

Farting Shoes
 

Powder on the feet.

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

1. Sorry.
2. Yes, but fully erect, its always the same level of hardness.
3. The inverted thing is quite bizarre. So what heppens when its cold or she gets excited? Do they beome erect in reverse, i.e., crawl back inside? And why is plastic surgery needed - can't you just, well, vacuum them out?

Has your friend ever done nipple implants? I read somewhere that lots of adult entretainers have them.

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

Less,

Are you insinuating that black men as a rule shave their nipples? I had no idea that Pink Floyd was so popular with African American males. Go figure...

An excellent example of the puffy thing is the cover of Blind Faith's one and only studio album. Perhaps its the particularly unattractive photo that made me dislike the puffy look.

S(An excellent example of good quality nipples is Farrah Fawcett's playboy layout - you could hang a wet towel off those things, and I believe she was 50 when she posed)D

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

That's ok about the dude thing.

And you are right about hard being hard. I just meant that some women are harder more often than others and that some women, while just naturally more erect, appear hard even when not cold or excited.

As for the inverted thing, I wonder the same things that you do, since I've never actually seen them. I think that the implants are part of what docs do to "fix" them but there are apparently lots of women who get the implants when getting other surgery (lifts, reductions, implants).

The puffy thing you are describing is also called "snoopy" by docs, because they say that the "snoopy" nips look like Snoopy's profile. Apparently, lots of women have surgery to "fix" their snoopy nips as well. I personally would not want nips that look like Charlie Brown's dog. Ant Twat.

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

What idea fragment got left at the end of your post? I'm left wondering whether this is another medical term referring to a particular type of vagina, and it is not a good mental picture.

Avatar advice
 

How quickly we forget that I told you to look at an especially cutsey avatar I had found just to piss you off. Oh the first one wasn't, but after you started commenting, I started looking for them for exactly that reason. Ask E/O she'll tell you.

Yes, I really just wanted to irritate you. Awful isn't it?

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

Read back a few pages Less, and you'll see that that was a suggested pronunciation of NTTAWWT for those who might want to yell it in a Gay Pride Parade this weekend... As in,

"We're here, we're queer, ant twat..."

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

Deleted by me because it was stupid.

Even(if only I did that every time)Odds

Puffy Nipples, Porn Stars, Etc...
 

I refuse to read all the drivel that is posted here. I skim. If I miss something of note, so be it, but it is better than reading a bunch of posts about songs from the '80s. It makes me sad. It reminds me that most of us (and most of my friends IRL too, but not me, dammit) have turned into our parents. We listen to the same music we did 20 years ago. Those early '80s songs are to us as the early 60s "oldies" we hated were to our parents when we were in high school.

Classic rock is oldies. 80s flashback weekends are oldies. 80s or 70s cover bands are oldies. And like the oldies then, most of the oldies now sucks ass (with notable exceptions). It was pop crapola when it was written, and repetition has not made it better, just more familiar. I can't stand my radio. I erupt when my friends suggest we go see Tainted Love, Superdiamond, or The Cheeseballs. Although I see some of it in myself, I am trying not to be as much of a loser as my parents, falling into the safe cocoon of known, reassuring comfort music.