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Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 05:25 PM
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I have protein powder and I eat PB and Js. I am not a vegetarian, but I find it hard to eat a lot of meat. I eat out mostly and it is hard to find meat with out a lot of carbs. I also prefer carbs to meat. Is there another way to increase my protein intake?
Turn the PB&J into PB, without bread. Then stop aging so your metabolism doesn't slow anymore.

Spanky 08-23-2006 05:25 PM
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So it tried to be upscale? The place she worked in Dallas was high end, as strip clubs go. As you might imagine, Dallas has a number of "gentlemen's clubs" as opposed to strip joints.


[Translation: I'm only friendly with classy strippers.]
After going to the ones in LA (Crazy Girls) and visiting Crazy Horse Two in Vegas, you simply can't go to the clubs in the SF Bay Area. Once you have flown first class, it is really hard to go back to coach.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 05:28 PM
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I once had a boyfriend who had a roommate whose girlfriend was a stripper. He lked us to go with him to watch her dance. That was weird.
In college I had an ex boyfriend who played football for BC. He took me to one of those strip clubs in Beantown we were drunk it was spur of the moment. It was a nasty dive and they were flabby and it stunk in there like fish. Stereotypical NotHighEnd dive.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
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The main purpose of being there? Without trying to pick one up, I don't understand strip clubs at all. I guess I don't like to be enticed into liking something unless I can have it.
which would point to not going in the first place. you have been sucessful at strip clubs twice. you're pushing 40 right? how many nights have you spent at strip clubs? less than 10- you are king. more than 100- time spent drinking overpriced drinks and staring into some bim's eyes- fooo spank.

Spanky 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Turn the PB&J into PB, without bread. Then stop aging so your metabolism doesn't slow anymore.
From what my friends have told me, I stopped doing that mentally around the age of twelve but physically I just keep on moving along.

pony_trekker 08-23-2006 05:29 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
In college I had an ex boyfriend who played football for BC. He took me to one of those strip clubs in Beantown we were drunk it was spur of the moment. It was a nasty dive and they were flabby and it stunk in there like fish. Stereotypical NotHighEnd dive.
Unfortunately Ms. Pony's best friend is in the strip-club management business so I am fucked in this city.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 05:30 PM
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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Trip to the city?
You meant a capital "C"

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Penske_Account 08-23-2006 05:30 PM
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
In college I had an ex boyfriend who played football for BC. He took me to one of those strip clubs in Beantown we were drunk it was spur of the moment. It was a nasty dive and they were flabby and it stunk in there like fish. Stereotypical NotHighEnd dive.
Flutie?

spookyfish 08-23-2006 05:31 PM
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Camalot.
This has to be a misspelling, I'm just not sure how.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 05:31 PM
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After going to the ones in LA (Crazy Girls) and visiting Crazy Horse Two in Vegas, you simply can't go to the clubs in the SF Bay Area. Once you have flown first class, it is really hard to go back to coach.
Talent may not be as good, but in SF, for the right price, you can do more than, umm, "lick the ribeye." Last time I went to Mitchell Bros. (with a client, peak of tech boom), the place was basically a brothel. Has that changed?

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 05:31 PM
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Flutie?
Ha! No, but he was hot.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 05:32 PM
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Unfortunately Ms. Pony's best friend is in the strip-club management business so I am fucked in this city.
um, essentially, dude.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-23-2006 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
You meant a capital "C"

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Let's check with DTB on that.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-23-2006 05:33 PM
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Flutie?
Darren, not Doug.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 05:33 PM
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I once had a boyfriend who had a roommate whose girlfriend was a stripper. He lked us to go with him to watch her dance. That was weird.
I sense an ulterior motive here.

ABBAKiss 08-23-2006 05:34 PM
What to do in Brazil With A Brazilian
 
It appears I have missed quite a bit, including proof that ppnyc is not attractive, hair is not a factor in hotness, and TM is harsh in his critiques of others.

But on to more important things - I am going to Brazil in September. If you have been there or have advice on what to do, where to stay, etc please pm me.

Aside from that, Carry on!

Love,
Suavey

bold_n_brazen 08-23-2006 05:38 PM
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I sense an ulterior motive here.
I'm pretty sure all motives were right out there in the open.

Replaced_Texan 08-23-2006 05:40 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I am not going to respond to this. I am all growed up.
Marriage has ruined you, man.

spookyfish 08-23-2006 05:40 PM
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I'm pretty sure all motives were right out there in the open.
Then how is that weird?

spookyfish 08-23-2006 05:41 PM
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Marriage has ruined you, man.
2.

I miss the perpetual adolescent Coltrane. *sniff*

Shape Shifter 08-23-2006 05:43 PM
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2.

I miss the perpetual adolescent Coltrane. *sniff*
He'll be back in 10 to 15 years.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-23-2006 05:49 PM
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Although you did admit to me Grey Goose ain't that bad.
Stoli's preferable. GG is overpriced and has a funny taste to it I can't describe.

Chopin. You can't beat the potato vodkas.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stoli's preferable. GG is overpriced and has a funny taste to it I can't describe.

Chopin. You can't beat the potato vodkas.
I know. I think I mentioned stoli in pm, but forgot now.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 05:52 PM
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I know. I think I mentioned stoli in pm, but forgot now.
U said stoli vanilla.

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 05:53 PM
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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Talent may not be as good, but in SF, for the right price, you can do more than, umm, "lick the ribeye." Last time I went to Mitchell Bros. (with a client, peak of tech boom), the place was basically a brothel. Has that changed?
Ask my friend's credit card company.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 05:54 PM
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Marriage has ruined you, man.
Fuckin' A.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 05:55 PM
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2.

I miss the perpetual adolescent Coltrane. *sniff*
3.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 05:58 PM
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Stoli's preferable. GG is overpriced and has a funny taste to it I can't describe.

Chopin. You can't beat the potato vodkas.
potato vodka is carbs.

dtb 08-23-2006 05:59 PM
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[Translation: I'm only friendly with classy strippers.]
So you don't sleep with them?

If I am a non-classy stripper, do I have a chance with you?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-23-2006 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
potato vodka is carbs.
2. You should stick to the all-meat vodkas.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 06:00 PM
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2. You should stick to the all-meat vodkas.
I hear seafood vodka is good.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 06:02 PM
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He'll be back in 10 to 15 years.
Only my online persona has matured. I'm still a jackass IRL.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 06:03 PM
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Only my online persona has matured. I'm still a jackass IRL.
But it is so distinct! And Non-Blurry

notcasesensitive 08-23-2006 06:03 PM
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So you don't sleep with them?

If I am a non-classy stripper, do I have a chance with you?
If I were going to try out a lesbionic sort of thing, I'd go for Jackie on Work Out (Workout?). No offence to strippers; classy or otherwise.

Hank Chinaski 08-23-2006 06:05 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Only my online persona has matured. I'm still a jackass IRL.
You did good. Telling Spnaky he should go down to the Castro and blow guys would have been rude. Not to mention his arms are so weak I don't think he could blow enough of them in any 24 hour period to do any good. Not to mention burger made the joke anyway.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 06:08 PM
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You did good. Telling Spnaky he should go down to the Castro and blow guys would have been rude. Not to mention his arms are so weak I don't think he could blow enough of them in any 24 hour period to do any good. Not to mention burger made the joke anyway.
There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.

robustpuppy 08-23-2006 06:12 PM
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There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
Funny that you were only reminded of that line by that post.

patentparanyc 08-23-2006 06:13 PM
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Funny that you were only reminded of that line by that post.
how so?

SlaveNoMore 08-23-2006 06:16 PM
Because someone had to ask...
 
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patentparanyc
There was a line like that in Lucky Louie recently, along the lines of "really, to dress in fishnets and stand outside of the holland tunnel blowing guys for 5 bucks would be less humiliating" to Louie.
Are all of your bosses away on some box bitch due diligence trip? Are all the partners at some offsite in Aruba?

Because, honestly, there is no friggin' way in hell you've actually (or ethically) billed more than 0.8 hours in the last few days.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-23-2006 06:26 PM
Because someone had to ask...
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Are all of your bosses away on some box bitch due diligence trip? Are all the partners at some offsite in Aruba?

Because, honestly, there is no friggin' way in hell you've actually (or ethically) billed more than 0.8 hours in the last few days.
Whoa!* Now we're required to bill ethically?

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