AC Slater's Wife
 

She said both band-aids plus padded bra. I don't know, I guess she could have been lying, although everyone knew when she wasn't wearing a padded bra. I knew (and still know) her very well -- it wasn't something she was bragging about...who knows though?

Da Band
 

I watched the finale last night, after having seen only snippets of the seasons. Holy shit are those kids obnoxious losers. Good for Puffy for breaking up Da Band. It was difficult to see any redeeming qualities in some of the members.

Has anyone heard even one Da Band song? I haven't. Not a one. Even John Stamos has more singles out than they apparently do.

Da Band
 

They are so beyond paigow.

For Me, All Is Lawful
 

The disappointment I feel about how long it took you to come up with this is mingled with pity regarding the quality of your response. Where is the Thurgreed I knew? Where, Bilmore, where?

AC Slater's Wife
 

It's about time you gave up on the hetero woman act. Less told me that after you went to the Adults Only page, that you PM'd him and asked for more. I'm outing you woman.

And there are professional nipple tweakers. JLo has her own (and my own husband says he would gladly substitute any time) and Pink has her own nipple tweaker. It's an actual job description - kind of like fluffer only not so much.

AC Slater's Wife
 

I wish I liked women. In that way. And I believe that we've had some discussions of the nipple tweaker position. However, you should know that in addition to the nipple tweakers, nipple shots are often edited. Shocker, I know.

AC Slater's Wife
 

This is absurd. Why can't they tweak their own nipples?

it all comes back to hockey
 

Indeed. She is now out of the running for the Lady Byng Memorial Trophy, given each year for "the best type of sportsmanship and gentlemanly conduct combined with a high standard of playing ability."

http://nhl.speedera.net/hockeyu/hist...mages/byng.gif

To those Not Fans of hockey, yes, that is a real award given each year. See why I love hockey? How can you not like an award for "gentlemanly conduct"? How, bilmore?

Look Ma', No Hands
 

This is like asking "You aren't a parapalegic, so why bother with a hooker?"

AC Slater's Wife
 

And put some poor nipple-tweaker with a family to feed out of work? I hope you think of all the lives you've ruined the next time you're home tweaking away without a care in the world.

AC Slater's Wife
 

Good question. Don't know. It would seem to be a no brainer. But then what would the guys aspire to do? JLo says that hers is the "best in the business."

And yes, ncs, I was the one that posted the story on the nipple tweaking from MSNBC (shocking, I know). Just reminding people that nips just don't hang out there all the time just for the hell of it.

PInk says...“I need my nipples squeezed before every show,” the chameleon-haired singer said while promoting her tour in Australia. “It gets me pumped to go on stage. My assistant Jackie has it down to a fine art.”

So unless, Jackie's a man, Abba's trying to put women out of the biz.

Link to JLo's nipple tweaker at work. Probably work safe. But do what you think is best.

it all comes back to hockey
 

This is more commonly known as the John Stamos award.

Posh Spice Anorexic Alert (because I give a rat's ass)
 

http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/dailydish/ (other stories are amusing too if one give's a rat's ass about Whitney Houston getting clean, Britney smoking pot, and Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake, which I most definitely do)

Vicky Beckham (blech!):

http://www.sfgate.com/gate/pictures/.../14/dish01.jpg

AC Slater's Wife
 

No, I just think that nipple tweaking is fun and I don't understand why Pink, JLo and others would deprive themselves of the joy of tweaking their own nipples.

How much do you think nipply tweakers make, and what would the qualifications be? I think I would be pretty good at that job. I like NIPS!!!!!

ETA: I like my typo of "nipply" tweakers.

AC Slater's Wife
 

God knows I have low standards, but this made my day.

eta:

Ms. Slothrop and I use this word when it's a little cold ("nipply") out. Sooner or later L'il Ty will pick up on this, and then there'll be trouble.