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Sexual Harassment Panda 04-12-2006 02:47 PM

Remember the Biolabs?
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
worse news Sbastian's "get them porno" solution to the Islamists appears to be a non-starter:

http://english.aljazeera.net/NR/exer...CA0D60C858.htm
  • Playboy's Indonesia offices attacked


    Hundreds of Muslim protesters have attacked the offices of the newly-published Indonesian edition of Playboy magazine.

    On Wednesday, about 300 activists from the Islamic Defenders' Front (FPI) rallied outside the building to demand that the local version of the magazine, which carries no nude photos, cease publication.

    They tore up copies of the magazine and threw stones at the building, shattering windows.

Who was it who said, "“Freedom’s untidy. Free people are free to make mistakes and commit crimes and do bad things. " ?

Sexual Harassment Panda 04-12-2006 02:50 PM

Personally, I blame Grover Cleveland. "Ma, Ma, where's my pa?" indeed.
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
a good writing coach could help you identify and eliminate un-necessary words in your prose style.
Know any? Please send her contact info. Also, I need her to be 21-25, and Swedish. My current coach and I aren't getting along as well as we used to.

Sidd Finch 04-12-2006 02:57 PM

Remember the Biolabs?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The trailers were cited prewar as evidence of a WMD program- they were believed to be part of the WMD program and were offered as such. You now have a story saying "once we had possesion of the trailers it turns out they weren't."

Okay- but they did exist- they weren't imaginary. Our intelligence on their function was wrong.
No, our intelligence on them was correct -- there were serious doubts that they had anything to do with WMD. The Admin just chose to supress that intelligence in order to portray these, falsely and dishonestly, as conclusive evidence of WMD.



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As to bush mentioning them as proof 2 days after some report was written let me ask you, have you ever worked in government? do you have any idea was filing a report means in governement. what is the lag time between such a report and it being reviewed and funneled to the President?

When an associate does a memo for you, do you always review it that very day?
No. But generally I make sure to read the memo before starting any wars.

Tyrone Slothrop 04-12-2006 03:19 PM

Now What
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
learn to live with it- France has the bomb and it's only about 50 years away from all-Sharia all-the-time.
Two words: French engineering.

We are not scared by the country which gave us the Peugeot.

Not Bob 04-12-2006 03:24 PM

Les Fribbles
 
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Two words: French engineering.

We are not scared by the country which gave us the Peugeot.
Plus, they call their nuclear program the "force de frappe" -- who's afraid of a milkshake?

Spanky 04-12-2006 04:13 PM

Quote of the Day
 
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)

Shape Shifter 04-12-2006 04:42 PM

More Grist From the Mill
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)
"He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that." (On Liberty, ch. 2.)

Shape Shifter 04-12-2006 05:02 PM

Remember the Biolabs?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
And another thing- we thought they were for WMDs- once we had them we see they weren't. Sadaam bluffed the world that he had WMDs- maybe the function of the trailers was to appear as what we thought they were. Has there ever been any other function given?
"The fatal tendency of mankind to leave off thinking about a thing when it is no longer doubtful is the cause of half their errors." (On Liberty, ch. 2.)

Gattigap 04-12-2006 05:08 PM

Quote of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)
"It was an enormous mistake for us to try to occupy that country after June of 2003. We have to pull back, and we have to recognize it."

Newt Gingrich

Shape Shifter 04-12-2006 05:09 PM

This Mill Guy May Be on to Something . . .
 
"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it."

-- Letter to MP Sir John Pakington (March, 1866)

ltl/fb 04-12-2006 05:51 PM

This Mill Guy May Be on to Something . . .
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it."

-- Letter to MP Sir John Pakington (March, 1866)
I think my dad wrote a book about Mill.

Hank Chinaski 04-12-2006 05:52 PM

This Mill Guy May Be on to Something . . .
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think my dad wrote a book about Mill.
I've written volumes about both you and Shape Shifter!

baltassoc 04-12-2006 05:55 PM

This Mill Guy May Be on to Something . . .
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I've written volumes about both you and Shape Shifter!
Slashfic doesn't count.

Sidd Finch 04-12-2006 07:08 PM

Quote of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."

John Stuart Mill
English economist & philosopher (1806 - 1873)

It is interesting that you would offer this today. Is this your response to seeing that Bush and Co. pushed the "Trailers of Mass Destruction" claim when the admin's intelligence demonstrated that this was anything but proof of WMD?

There are many things for which I am willing to go to war.* But bringing about the current situation in the Middle East is not one of them.

*I note that Mill uses the words "willing to fight." When did you enlist?

ltl/fb 04-12-2006 07:11 PM

Phonetapping
 
I think all calls to Mexico should be tapped and traced so that we can root out illegal immigrants.

Thoughts?

Shape Shifter 04-12-2006 07:12 PM

Quote of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It is interesting that you would offer this today. Is this your response to seeing that Bush and Co. pushed the "Trailers of Mass Destruction" claim when the admin's intelligence demonstrated that this was anything but proof of WMD?

There are many things for which I am willing to go to war.* But bringing about the current situation in the Middle East is not one of them.

*I note that Mill uses the words "willing to fight." When did you enlist?
I think Mill wrote those words as commentary to the American Civil War. Maybe Spanky is quoting Mill as his way of acknowledging Iraq's descent into civil war, and also perhaps to express his admiration for the Iraqis who believe enough in their cause to resist an occupying force.

Gattigap 04-12-2006 07:22 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think all calls to Mexico should be tapped and traced so that we can root out illegal immigrants.

Thoughts?
You mean the sweeps conducted after the next national set of protests won't do the trick?

SlaveNoMore 04-12-2006 07:35 PM

Phonetapping
 
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ltl/fb
I think all calls to Mexico should be tapped and traced so that we can root out illegal immigrants.

Thoughts?
They use phone cards and dial from the houses that they clean - so it wouldn't really work.

SlaveNoMore 04-12-2006 07:38 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Gattigap
You mean the sweeps conducted after the next national set of protests won't do the trick?
this is an excellent point.

"In San Mateo, Juan Alvarez exorted "Illegals have rights too!!!" Alvarez, who illegally entered the country with his wife 15 years ago, now has 4 children in public schools"

Why the hell aren't they beating down the door to Senor Alvarez's hacienda and locking him and his wife in irons?

Shape Shifter 04-12-2006 07:42 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
this is an excellent point.

"In San Mateo, Juan Alvarez exorted "Illegals have rights too!!!" Alvarez, who illegally entered the country with his wife 15 years ago, now has 4 children in public schools"

Why the hell aren't they beating down the door to Senor Alvarez's hacienda and locking him and his wife in irons?
Which "Juan Alvarez"?

ltl/fb 04-12-2006 07:44 PM

Phonetapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which "Juan Alvarez"?
http://phone.people.yahoo.com/py/psP...Address+Search

Sidd Finch 04-12-2006 08:38 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Which "Juan Alvarez"?
You think you joke, but you don't. I handled a criminal case once where, after months of wiretaps, the FBI and DEA arrested our guy because there were 2 or 3 calls (out of about 15,000 recorded) to his home, and someone asked for "Juan". Which was his name, and also his son's name, and possibly the name of one or two other people....

Eventually we got the charges dismissed, but I suspect that waking up to an M-16 in your face and confronting a threat of 100 years in prison because the charge is being part of a massive drug conspiracy can ruin your week.

SlaveNoMore 04-12-2006 09:15 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Sidd Finch
....I suspect that waking up to an M-16 in your face and confronting a threat of 100 years in prison because the charge is being part of a massive drug conspiracy can ruin your week.
<<Insert that doctored photo of the hairless cat with Elian here>>

Hank Chinaski 04-12-2006 10:23 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Originally posted by Sidd Finch

Eventually we got the charges dismissed, but I suspect that waking up to an M-16 in your face and confronting a threat of 100 years in prison because the charge is being part of a massive drug conspiracy can ruin your week.
this is fun to read on a day when you charge Bush with creating a reason to start a war! I would rather be wrongly charged with drug trafficing. remind me of motive again? Cheney's oil money or revenge for Dad?

Hank Chinaski 04-12-2006 10:24 PM

Phonetapping
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
http://phone.people.yahoo.com/py/psP...Address+Search
if someone calls this guy AND he's a marine, I'll will shit my pants. that would be scary!

Spanky 04-13-2006 01:14 AM

Quote of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
It is interesting that you would offer this today. Is this your response to seeing that Bush and Co. pushed the "Trailers of Mass Destruction" claim when the admin's intelligence demonstrated that this was anything but proof of WMD?

There are many things for which I am willing to go to war.* But bringing about the current situation in the Middle East is not one of them.

*I note that Mill uses the words "willing to fight." When did you enlist?
It was sent to me in an email so I threw it up. It had no relationship to what was being discussed at the time because I had no time to read the postings at that time.

I registered for the draft on my eighteenth birthday, and would have gone if called. Was recruited by the airforce and was all set to go (they wanted me because of my great eyesight - vision and distance that is) but when they discovered I was color blind, they didn't want me so bad anymore.

Spanky 04-13-2006 01:25 AM

Border - what purpose does it serve?
 
When I was sixteen I was working in a Mexican restaurant as a busboy (you have to be eighteen to be a waiter). I was the only anglo busboy. One day these guys in suits showed up and all of a sudden, I was the only employee left in the restaurant.

I got promoted to waiter on the spot and the owner and his wife took over the kitchen. There were twenty tables, so needless to say it was a complete disaster.

In the sweep two older gentlemen who were my favorite waiters (because they tipped out well) got caught up in the net and sent home. In addition, all the busboys got nabbed (leaving me with a hell of a lot of work).

This experience really put the Feds low on my list, but then the owner told me - don't worry - they will be back in a week. Sure enough - one week later they were all back.

Ever since then I have wondered why we have a border.

Gattigap 04-13-2006 02:13 AM

Religion and Maps
 
I've always thought maps were cool, and have wondered on occasion about the distribution of religious adherents across America.

Via Andrew Sullivan, someone named Geitner Simmons has accumulated a whole bunch of maps showing the breakdown of affiliations, by county, based on 2000 Census data.

Ranging from overall religious adherents:

http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo.../adherents.gif

To breakdowns of the most prevalent denominations in a given county:

http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo...rch_bodies.gif

There are breakdowns of most of the major denominations, including Methodists:

http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo.../methodist.gif

Mormons, with an unsurprising concentration:

http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo...ion/mormon.gif

Jews, who seem to congregate in LA, NY, Seattle, South Florida, and various spa locations around the country. (Who knew?)

http://www.valpo.edu/geomet/pics/geo...ion/jewish.gif

The site has a breakdown and explanation of most other denominations. Check it out.

Gattigap

Shape Shifter 04-13-2006 12:30 PM

Phonetapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
<<Insert that doctored photo of the hairless cat with Elian here>>
Sure, why not? It never gets old.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/hairless.jpg

(Picture courtesy of Chinaski Productions)

Sidd Finch 04-13-2006 02:09 PM

Phonetapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
this is fun to read on a day when you charge Bush with creating a reason to start a war! I would rather be wrongly charged with drug trafficing. remind me of motive again? Cheney's oil money or revenge for Dad?
Funny, I didn't realize that I had to prove motive.

even the pro-war Economist calls Bush and Blair "Eager Deceivers" because they overstated the "evidence" of WMD, falsely portraying as conclusive that which their administrations, if not they personally, knew was anything but.

Sidd Finch 04-13-2006 02:13 PM

Quote of the Day
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
It was sent to me in an email so I threw it up. It had no relationship to what was being discussed at the time because I had no time to read the postings at that time.
At least this time you have a reason.....


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I registered for the draft on my eighteenth birthday,
So did I. It was required by law at the time. You want a cookie for that?

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and would have gone if called.
You are a brave, brave man. You are willing to fight if the alternative is prison or exile? Wow. I am awed by your selfless patriotism.

Have another cookie.


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Was recruited by the airforce and was all set to go (they wanted me because of my great eyesight - vision and distance that is) but when they discovered I was color blind, they didn't want me so bad anymore.
uh-huh. You don't say whether you actually would have gone, interestingly enough. But I guess being "willing to fight [as long as I don't have to do any of that nasty 'ground-war' stuff]" still counts, for a cookie at least.


Though the color-blind thing explains some of your poker bets, at least.

juan, usmc 04-13-2006 03:04 PM

asstapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if someone calls this guy AND he's a marine, I'll will shit my pants. that would be scary!
Oye, ese......a tu esposa le gusta que le dan candela por el culo. dígale que juan el marino originale diche le agradezca.

juan, usmc

juan, usmc 04-13-2006 03:09 PM

Phonetapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Sure, why not? It never gets old.

http://www.lawtalkers.com/hairless.jpg

(Picture courtesy of Chinaski Productions)
!dios mio! qué clinton y reno hizo a él era un pecado. ruego a Jesús para la alma de elian.

Shape Shifter 04-13-2006 03:56 PM

asstapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by juan, usmc
Oye, ese......a tu esposa le gusta que le dan candela por el culo. dígale que juan el marino originale diche le agradezca.

juan, usmc
Is this the real Juan or the fake one?



edit for Sidd: Is this the real one or the fake Juan?

juan, usmc 04-13-2006 04:10 PM

asstapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this the real Juan or the fake one?



edit for Sidd: Is this the real one or the fake Juan?
Soy el originale. Es verdad. Mira aqui ver las otras escrituras de mi mano. no cree los mentirosos.

Hank Chinaski 04-13-2006 04:29 PM

asstapping
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is this the real Juan or the fake one?



edit for Sidd: Is this the real one or the fake Juan?
I am now the owner of Hank_Chinaski nick over at judged.com!

This Juan USMC is the original imposter sock. I give it more credit than the imposter chinaskis.

Spanky 04-13-2006 04:30 PM

Religion and Maps
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
I've always thought maps were cool, and have wondered on occasion about the distribution of religious adherents across America.
That has to be my favorite post ever. I love maps too.

baltassoc 04-13-2006 04:54 PM

Religion and Maps
 
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Originally posted by Spanky
That has to be my favorite post ever. I love maps too.
It's very interesting. But I found it somewhat annoying that the division lines between colors varies by religions, even for religions that (as I understand it, but I'm not going to go look up) are roughly the same size, nationwide (Jews and LDSs).

It was confusing to see the county where I grew up place both religions with the same color, since I would have guessed that Jews made up around 0.5% (i.e., essentially non-existant) and Mormons maybe 8-9% (i.e., a pretty sizable presence, maybe even the fourth or fifth largest group). Which is likely the case, because the two maps assign those groups the same color, but don't lump the same percentages together. Weird.

I'm not alleging bias, but one has to wonder how those gradiation differences influence how the map is read, and what implications one takes from it. If the Mormons were on the same scale as the Jews, for example, Nevada would look much more Mormon.

Gattigap 04-13-2006 05:13 PM

Religion and Maps
 
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Originally posted by baltassoc
It's very interesting. But I found it somewhat annoying that the division lines between colors varies by religions, even for religions that (as I understand it, but I'm not going to go look up) are roughly the same size, nationwide (Jews and LDSs).

It was confusing to see the county where I grew up place both religions with the same color, since I would have guessed that Jews made up around 0.5% (i.e., essentially non-existant) and Mormons maybe 8-9% (i.e., a pretty sizable presence, maybe even the fourth or fifth largest group). Which is likely the case, because the two maps assign those groups the same color, but don't lump the same percentages together. Weird.

I'm not alleging bias, but one has to wonder how those gradiation differences influence how the map is read, and what implications one takes from it. If the Mormons were on the same scale as the Jews, for example, Nevada would look much more Mormon.
Yeah, I saw that too. I imagine they tinkered with the percentages assigned to each allocation because otherwise, some of the maps would've just looked plain empty because some religious groups just don't have many people at all in most counties (but they might have some).

Shape Shifter 04-13-2006 05:18 PM

Religion and Maps
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Spanky
That has to be my favorite post ever. I love maps too.
I thought you were color blind.


Damn malingerers.


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