What is with you people?
 

Not that I am a stellar contributor lately, but sheesh! Where did paigow go?* Where's penske?

*see how low I have sunk?

What is with you people?
 

I posted a link to a video in which a man in a flared satin jumpsuit strokes his nipples and sings "Touching yooooo-HOOOOO-hooooo . . . ." I've given all I've got today.

Psssst. Check the PB if you want a post that includes Latin and Greek and Shakespeare. A personal best, doomed to live in obscurity.

What is with you people?
 

Is that guy you? The furrin languages don't do it for me. That includes archaic English.

But I do appreciate the effort.

What is with you people?
 

No offense Al, but the Darkness is sooo January around here.

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Actually, once, while I was in Paris, I went with several friends to a bar where you drank red wine out of baby bottles (It was the late 80's...it made sense at the time).

I woke up naked the next morning in a strange hotel room, in a large king sized bed with a beautiful naked brunette man on one side of me and a gorgeous naked blonde guy on the other.

I climbed over the naked blonde and located most of my clothing in the bathtub.

To my dismay, the brunette spoke only what I presumed to be italian and the blonde only german or dutch. I speak only english and a little french. I said my merci beaucoups, guten dags and arriverdercis...and found me a taxi.

What is with you people?
 

Are you saying all of you have seasonal affective disorder? I think that some quality posting would perk all of you up.

What is with you people?
 

Paigow's future mother-in-law is teaching her proper milking techniques. Penske is just wearing socks - but he's around.
I'm sure.
Shifter must have found another universe to overthrow.
But hey, Less is here for the first time in weeks. Coincidence?
And your buddy Hank is stirring the pot on PB.

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If you remember none of what occurred, that is a sad story and I really want a happy fun one with more description. Thanks.

What is with you people?
 

The last like 25 posts except for one are blank to me, and Hank's not on my ignore list, so you are out of date. If Less and SS are one and the same, I will eat . . . my hat. Or whatever.

ETA that you get an E for Effort, tho. What's with the niceness?

What is with you people?
 

So are you saying that Hank is Penske? And that Less is NotMe?
eta that Hey, i gave you the westminster dog show. I give and I give and still, just like law school I have to kiss ass for a grade.

eta (again) that I would have said suck dick, but most of my professors were bitches, not men.

What is with you people?
 

And the grade is just one step above failing. If Hank is Penske and Less is Not Me, that is fine with me. They may carry on.

And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
 

Zwei Wörter: "Meaty fiasco."

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You yada-yada-yadad over the best part.

And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
 

Hi Paigow.

How do you say "Stick it to the man" in Finnish?
 

HELSINKI, Finland - Police gave a record $216,900 speeding ticket to a millionaire under a system in which traffic fines are linked to an offender's income.

A Finnish tabloid reported that millionaire Jussi Salonoja zoomed through the city center last weekend in a 25 mph zone and police handed him a ticket of $216,900. It didn't say what his speed was.

The fine was based on information they got directly for the inland revenue office, the Tuesday report said.

Although it's the costliest ticket to date, it's not the first with a big price tag. Two years ago, Anssi Vanjoki, then executive vice president of Nokia (news - web sites)'s mobile phones division, landed a $148,000 ticket after being caught doing 46 mph in a 31 mph zone on a motorcycle.


It was later lowered to about $7,500 after he showed a court that his income had dropped, but not before Finns flew into a rage over the high fine. But, after weeks of Parliament debates, discussions on TV shows and expressions of disgust in the media, Finns did nothing and the system remained.


Other hefty speeding tickets have included a $71,000 one for a professional hockey player and one for $190,000 given to one of Finland's wealthiest people.