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Have you decided on a car?

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You should view the rise and fall of internet Sebastian as a kind of cautionary tale.

And those guns you sold us were shite as well.
 

Feck off.

By the way, will you join me please in welco-min-ing Mr. Royston Keane to football management with Sunderland FC:

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(link provided by Weed, edited by RT for size)

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Even worse is when you are trying to fart out loud in order to disgust your companions or the general public surrounding you and ypu try a little too hard. That tragedy is exacerbated when you are commando and wearing white linen pants.

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That's not a tragedy. If Donald Rumsfeld were to fall into teh Potomac, it would be a tragedy. If someone were to pull him out, it would be a catastrophe.

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"turn into?"

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Yeah, this doesn't work in the song.

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I don't get why PPNYC is the only one who catches shit for posting totally useless and nonsensical crap.




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Goddamned fucking news media. Earlier today, I was at lunch, and MSNBC or CNN was on in the restaurant. The sound was off and no closed captioning on, so I was blessed with only the image of Our Fearless Leader giving a speech about how we're all going to die if we let the Democrats take over Congress.

Some sort of ticker was going off underneath, but I wasn't really paying attention, until in big ass letters, practically covering the President's face, I see the words BREAKING NEWS: RUMSFELD HOSPITALIZED. Suddenly, I care about what's happening on CNN or MSNBC or whatever. I can barely make out the letters that say "For elective rotator cuff surgery." Fucker probably threw something out playing tennis.

Stupid news media.

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old sebby is like, "we should try Melt Banana for spin class hill climbs." New sebby is "I think Ironman could work as a sprint song.:

i wouldn't have done it except i knew it would be on the same page as Ironhead's original. Because I care.

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And yet, poor Steve Irwin had to die, leaving behind two young sons. It makes you think, doesn't it, Sebby?

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Because. I am the lone paralegal. sniff. paralegal is the new scapegoat.

[***I'm only kidding. I know I am not picked on for that reason but for a vast array of other reasons before you pile on]

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wrasslin'. In college.