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ltl/fb 08-24-2006 12:54 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
B+. You forgot to add something about "circling Uranus."
Better to say "wishing it was as good as Uranus." Because it's not like it's a MOON of URANUS.

Penske_Account 08-24-2006 12:54 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
...... everyone's favorite prop comic (no not Carrot Top, Gallagher!) ......

TM
Cite please? I thought the Comedian's Wife said Carrot Top was beloved?

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 12:55 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Dude. you are a wack-assed loser. I'm a paralegal and you're a freakin atty wasting time on this shit. move on. I took a lying dressing down from you and are moving forward.
And another thing. Why they are all silent? They are silent since you are a bully and they don't want to incur your wrath and have people turn against them, everyone steps on eggshells with you it is like the "popular" crowd ripping on the nerd and then feeling good about yourself and your little cronies. I stood my ground and continue to do so. You and your little circle o friends is not why I am here. I have my set group of friends and you do too. so really, you GO with your bad self if you want to slander someone's rep unfairly on the board and then cackle with glee after. You are an embarassment, sir, to be a member of the bar.

Replaced_Texan 08-24-2006 12:56 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How will this affect the dog? I'm worried.
I can only imagine that his self-esteem has also taken a blow.
Quote:

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell — a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings — urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.

"It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

nononono 08-24-2006 12:57 PM

An Observation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
No smoke signal technology where you are?
I live in the hinterlands now, so no. I've been lobbying the city council, though.

str8outavannuys 08-24-2006 12:58 PM

Deadwood parody
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Not to beat a dead horse, but I was being sarcastic. I'm prettier than her.

One of the last vetiges of annoyance I have about this whole debacle is not that I was rated chubby or not attractive but that TM is a punk and a bully and tried to accuse me of lying or being a wack job about who pays attention to me, who flirts and who is nice to me. My experiences are just that, mine and I don't embellish.
http://www.anbg.gov.au/images/flags/semaphore/u.gif

http://ps2media.gamespy.com/ps2/imag...4001642196.jpg

http://www.oddjack.com/dead%20horse.jpg

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 12:59 PM

Deadwood parody
 

Yeah, tell him to *ouch, quit it* and I'll let it go.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-24-2006 12:59 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
B+. You forgot to add something about "circling Uranus."
Damn!

TM

nononono 08-24-2006 12:59 PM

An Observation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I once made the mistake of playing Scrabble against someone who worked for the OED. It wasn't pretty.
That sounds like fun to me. At the very least you probably picked up enough to beat everyone else later on.

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2006 12:59 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
....Jocelyn Bell Burnell ........
She's cute. Not Eva Silverstein hot, but cute.

http://cwp.library.ucla.edu/images/burnell/burnell2.jpg

Sparklehorse 08-24-2006 01:03 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can we meet? I want you to rate me.
Less interesting than an old Vigor.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-24-2006 01:04 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Less interesting than an old Vigor.
I drive an '87 Vim.

TM

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2006 01:04 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And another thing. Why they are all silent? They are silent since you are a bully and they don't want to incur your wrath and have people turn against them, everyone steps on eggshells with you it is like the "popular" crowd ripping on the nerd and then feeling good about yourself and your little cronies. I stood my ground and continue to do so. You and your little circle o friends is not why I am here. I have my set group of friends and you do too. so really, you GO with your bad self if you want to slander someone's rep unfairly on the board and then cackle with glee after. You are an embarassment, sir, to be a member of the bar.
you should ask Ironhead. he's not intimidated by Thurgreed- he always calls him Sidney or something. Plus, everyone's pretty sure he's a future faggot and someone said those guys are partial to Asian girls.

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:05 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I drive an '87 Vim.

TM
It's all that frugality you got going on there. mr. I'm so hot I don't need a nice car. Or set foot in Thomas Pink. Disgrazia.

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:06 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
you should ask Ironhead. he's not intimidated by Thurgreed- he always calls him Sidney or something. Plus, everyone's pretty sure he's a future faggot and someone said those guys are partial to Asian girls.
wrinkling my nose. Iron really doesn't like me too much. I'm stupid but leery of making same mistake twice. let's get someone nice and strong and likes me. tall order I know but I have some stuff in the pipeline. Don't u worry about a thing Hankie. [pankie]

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 01:07 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've always been turned off by women who seem interested in my career or how ambitious I am. Sets off a "gold digger" alarm in my head.

If you have any spinster friends wondering why they're not getting anywhere with men, ask them if they talk about the dude's career a lot. I'll bet a bunch of them do. Worst turnoff ever. Mindless sex is great. Using a person for sex is even acceptable. But allowing a person's economic background to be factored into your decision to pursue a relationship with them is the lowest. You want to fuck that kind of girl in the ass on the first date, hard, just on principle.

These are the kind of chicks who'll try to find out what you drive.

I don't get why anyone tolerates gold digging. I find it every bit as repulsive as only dating people of certain ethnic or racial backgrounds.

I now step off the soapbox...
that was the best sebby "jumping off" ever. That article had nothing to do with gold-digging whatsoever.

Diane_Keaton 08-24-2006 01:11 PM

Hoff
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
'cause once the hair goes, the waistline grows and the circles have darkened under your eyes, that's all you've got.
"hey baby, want a lift in my S class?"
Or, just "jump in my car". (Spree: video with sound, but worksafe.)

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:11 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No no no. Pluto is like the paralegal who wants to prove so bad to himself that he is as good as the lawyers at work who most likely ignore him, unless they need something, that he joins a lawyer's board and tries to force them all to notice him.

When he gets ignored there too, he has to prove that he is as good as they are by talking about the money he wastes on expensive suits and shoes, hoping that will get him the kind of respect he so desperately craves. When that fails, he starts to brag about his looks and all the hot women who constantly make it clear to him that they want to have group sex with him because one of them once said, "Excuse me," and touched his shoulder on the subway when they had to get off.

When he meets one of the nicer lawyers on the board for the sole purpose of having her post to the rest of the board about what he looks like, reads the results and is faced with the truth -- that he looks like a fat version of everyone's favorite prop comic (no not Carrot Top, Gallagher!) -- he freaks out and accuses said lawyer of lying, instead of accepting the truth. Then, in a transparent attempt to lash out at her, he makes stuff up because he has no other recourse.

He then asks others to confirm or deny the nice female lawyer's opinion and they stay silent, not wanting to hurt his feelings further and hoping he will go away. He is doomed to be ignored, always wanting desperately to be a lawyer or maybe just to fit in with them, but knowing, deep inside, that he is just plain pathetic.

So sad. Pluto is now being almost completely ignored and yet, there it is, on the outside, circling the rest of the real planets in the dark, cold, forgotten stretches of our solar system, still wishing and hoping that anyone would consider it a planet. <Sniff.> I feel bad for Pluto. Poor, poor, dumb Pluto.

TM
Even sadder still you were sloppily dressed. ew.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 01:14 PM

GRR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Station or Terminal? There is, apparently, a BIG difference. And some people get all bent out of shape if you happen to innocently get the names mixed up in a post where the proper name of the place was totally not the point at all. So look out.
Quit puking all over the table, chubbo.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 01:17 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
that was the best sebby "jumping off" ever. That article had nothing to do with gold-digging whatsoever.
If you hit a few of the links in it, there's a reference to an article about whether, economically speaking, prostitutes or wives are better deals. That article's ending includes a conclusion that gold-digging is a very commonplace and accepted phenomenon.

Why anyone needs to write an article stating the obvious I don't know. As to my comments, gold-digging is just a really big pet peeve of mine. It's in the box of things that get my blood boiling, with organized religion and the government. What can I say? I'm a hopeless idealist.

Sidd Finch 08-24-2006 01:19 PM

Deadwood parody
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Again, low balling me.

Look. You ain't all that either. You're ok, you're attractive but you're rude and obnoxious and you think you're smooth and quite frankly you are not. You're one of those mid level divorced aging tools that likes to consider himself still hip by trailing around to "hotttt" parties and you look like a fool but no one has the heart to tell you. And then you brag on the internet about said parties. Ooooh everyone thinks you are cool. mmm hmm.
Straw?

And he was 10 minutes late. Don't let that go.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 01:21 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I drive an '87 Vim.

TM
Vim?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 01:30 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you hit a few of the links in it, there's a reference to an article about whether, economically speaking, prostitutes or wives are better deals. That article's ending includes a conclusion that gold-digging is a very commonplace and accepted phenomenon.

Why anyone needs to write an article stating the obvious I don't know. As to my comments, gold-digging is just a really big pet peeve of mine. It's in the box of things that get my blood boiling, with organized religion and the government. What can I say? I'm a hopeless idealist.
Ah, so the author seems to think that gold-digging is the appropriate route for women since a career is out of the question if marriage is the ultimate goal. Interesting. My property professor in law school said that traditional marriage was just legalized prostitution, and I agree and also think traditional baby-raising is slavery, so I think I may like the cut of this guy's jib, in a roundabout sort of way (not that I have read the article or anything -- that would require some work).

Shape Shifter 08-24-2006 01:31 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No no no. Pluto is like the paralegal who wants to prove so bad to himself that he is as good as the lawyers at work who most likely ignore him, unless they need something, that he joins a lawyer's board and tries to force them all to notice him.

When he gets ignored there too, he has to prove that he is as good as they are by talking about the money he wastes on expensive suits and shoes, hoping that will get him the kind of respect he so desperately craves. When that fails, he starts to brag about his looks and all the hot women who constantly make it clear to him that they want to have group sex with him because one of them once said, "Excuse me," and touched his shoulder on the subway when they had to get off.

When he meets one of the nicer lawyers on the board for the sole purpose of having her post to the rest of the board about what he looks like, reads the results and is faced with the truth -- that he looks like a fat version of everyone's favorite prop comic (no not Carrot Top, Gallagher!) -- he freaks out and accuses said lawyer of lying, instead of accepting the truth. Then, in a transparent attempt to lash out at her, he makes stuff up because he has no other recourse.

He then asks others to confirm or deny the nice female lawyer's opinion and they stay silent, not wanting to hurt his feelings further and hoping he will go away. He is doomed to be ignored, always wanting desperately to be a lawyer or maybe just to fit in with them, but knowing, deep inside, that he is just plain pathetic.

So sad. Pluto is now being almost completely ignored and yet, there it is, on the outside, circling the rest of the real planets in the dark, cold, forgotten stretches of our solar system, still wishing and hoping that anyone would consider it a planet. <Sniff.> I feel bad for Pluto. Poor, poor, dumb Pluto.

TM

I DO NOT LOOK LIKE GALLAGHER!!!

robustpuppy 08-24-2006 01:31 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Better to say "wishing it was as good as Uranus." Because it's not like it's a MOON of URANUS.
Wishing it WHAT?

pony_trekker 08-24-2006 01:31 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
And another thing. Why they are all silent? They are silent since you are a bully and they don't want to incur your wrath and have people turn against them, everyone steps on eggshells with you . . .
Oh. Like I am so scared of TM. Quivering in my Allen Edmonds.

Shit, I just peed my Hickey Freemans. Gotta change.

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:32 PM

Deadwood parody
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
And he was 10 minutes late. Don't let that go.
YOu know what Sidd? If you were a visiting atty here and I saw you in the hall you know you'd check my Ann Taylor Thomas Pink wearing ass out. So can it dude.

Penske_Account 08-24-2006 01:35 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
....., so I think I may like the cut of this guy's jib,.....
Corner office material?


Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
(not that I have read the article or anything -- that would require some work).
I have yet to read an article that Ty posts (either in text or via link cite) and I feel I am ahead of the game for the ignorance.

bold_n_brazen 08-24-2006 01:36 PM

Deadwood parody
 
Quote:

Originally posted by patentparanyc
YOu know what Sidd? If you were a visiting atty here and I saw you in the hall you know you'd check my Ann Taylor Thomas Pink wearing ass out. So can it dude.
Look out, Sidd.

You got served.

http://www.southparkstuff.com/conten...episode805.jpg

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2006 01:37 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account

I have yet to read an article that Ty posts (either in text or via link cite) and I feel I am ahead of the game for the ignorance.
2.

All that "you should read the book", "have you even read the book?"

He reminds me of a crack dealer trying to get us hopped up on his poisons.

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:37 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh. Like I am so scared of TM. Quivering in my Allen Edmonds.

Shit, I just peed my Hickey Freemans. Gotta change.
sniff. I offered Pony.

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:40 PM

Deadwood parody
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Look out, Sidd.

You got served.

http://www.southparkstuff.com/conten...episode805.jpg
Everyone acts like what TM wrote is the gospel truth and size 12 is so ginormous and I *MUST* be gawd awful ugly, now I volunteered, certainly but I am sure, that everyone here that is a woman is like a size 6 and all the wives are trophy and no one is plain, and...they are all well dressed? right? right? Please. Like it was told to me in private, yes, he was too harsh, yes you are normal looking and well put together....and certainly not ugly.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-24-2006 01:42 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Oh. Like I am so scared of TM. Quivering in my Allen Edmonds.
You are an exception. No one else here thinks for themselves. Everyone else here really wants her to post about the latest idiotic thing about purses that just popped into her fat little head. They just can't because they are scared I might post about what they all actually look like. You're so pretty, you're immune.

TM

patentparanyc 08-24-2006 01:43 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are an exception. No one else here thinks for themselves. Everyone else here really wants her to post about the latest idiotic thing about purses that just popped into her fat little head. They just can't because they are scared I might post about what they all actually look like. You're so pretty, you're immune.

TM
You are petty. and maybe you thought I'd run for the hills or be ashamed to post, but again. you are not how I define myself or my friend and that is why I am here. I am all about my friends.

Penske_Account 08-24-2006 01:44 PM

Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2.

All that "you should read the book", "have you even read the book?"

He reminds me of a crack dealer trying to get us hopped up on his poisons.

22.

I think he also plies us with the wine talk in the hopes that we will drink (more), get drunk and become susceptible to his cultish prostletising. I think this is how Branch Davidians operated too...

Good thing we are too smart for his ploys!!

:cheers:

SlaveNoMore 08-24-2006 01:44 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

pony_trekker
Oh. Like I am so scared of TM. Quivering in my Allen Edmonds.

Shit, I just peed my Hickey Freemans. Gotta change.
Pansy

barely_legal 08-24-2006 01:46 PM

Hi Everybody!
 
So, I've been away for the past couple of weeks. Did I miss anything?

ltl/fb 08-24-2006 01:46 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Wishing it WHAT?
were were were were were were were were werewere were were were were were were were were were were werewere were were were were were were were were

Shape Shifter 08-24-2006 01:47 PM

Hi Everybody!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by barely_legal
So, I've been away for the past couple of weeks. Did I miss anything?
I look like Gallagher, apparently.


Hmph.

SlaveNoMore 08-24-2006 01:48 PM

Pluto- out of here
 
Quote:

patentparanyc
You are petty.
I've got no truck in this fight, but given all of your recent posts PaPar, for you to call anyone else "petty" is outright absurd.


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