Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Real Name: Joan Fabuloso (real name is similar to NotFromHere and notcasesensitive)

Screen Name: Kitty Koquesucre

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

I used your real name, just to mix things up.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Last night I was watching VH-1 Classic again (insert Serenity Prayer here) and saw a clip from an old Doors concert film. I was struck by how absolutely perfect Val Kilmer was playing Jim Morrison. It wasn't just the face --- he was Jim Morrison, all kooky and creepy, a feat completely improbable for a guy named "Val."

I nominate Val Kilmer in "The Doors" for a proposed poll: Best Casting Ever ("Real" Person). Nominees must have inhabited the persona of another known person.

Runner up is Gary Cole playing Robert Reed playing Mike Brady in the otherwise awful Brady Bunch movies --- Shelley Long comported herself well, too. Special award to Jim Carrey playing Dick York playing Darren and Nicole Kidman playing Elizabeth Montgomery playing Samantha in their "Bewitched" project, if it gets made.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Jimmy spends how many years perfecting the "Val" look, and all you can do is praise Val?

(The kooky, creepy look is merely the product of different drug regimens finally achieving complementary stasis. I think Val had a . . . er, . . . "head" start on this role.)

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

George C. Scott as Patton
Gary Bussey as Buddy Holly
Mike Myers as Studio 54 owner Steve Rubell
The guys that played Beavis and Butthead in their movie

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

I spend all this time and money to balance my yin and yang to achieve the perfect creepy look, and you're telling me I should have been worried about equipoise on my amp/goofer axis?

Sounds like it's time for another come-to-Jesus with my dealer/acupuncturist.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Yes! Ha ha! That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm running a website out of the UK, just to find out your real name, Notorious F.A.G.

And I find it odd that my porn name is Ann Flanders.

Drag Queen Name Generator
 

Real Name: La Miranda

Screen Name: Zelda

My Paigow sock: Ivana Dick

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

"Best" in the classic sense? Or "Best" in the "I can't help watching this no matter how many times it's on TV" sense? Because in the latter case, it's hands-down, and forever, Faye Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest."

I *still* use plastic hangers as a result of that movie.

Britney, Hot Off the NYTimes Website
 

And Britney Spears' drag name is Olivia Kuntz

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Agree on Gary Busey. Got an Oscar nomination for that.

Hard to believe that's the same drug-addled, brain damaged (or both) guy on "I'm With Busey" on Comedy Central nowadays...

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

I thought that Lou Diamond Phillips was good as Richie Valens in La Bamba.

Poll: Best Casting Ever
 

Busey is the poster child for the importance of wearing helmets when you ride motorcycles.

Thurgreed's Momma's jaw was tired
 

I wasn't choking the chicken. I was roping the pony. Which brings us to a pathetically obvious POLL.....

Favorite euphemism for TCBing?