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Replaced_Texan 09-27-2006 06:50 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
You could always find out there was someone who you didn't know had a huge crush on you.

At my 10th, I found out about a very cute varsity basketball player had an excruciating unrequited crush on me all through high school. He was dumb as a box of rocks, but very popular, and did I mention cute? I think my whole HS experience would have been different had I known about this unrequited crush.
A few years ago, I found out about a crush a guy either one grade or two grades below me. Had I a clue about who he was, I may have requited, who knows. He's married now, but the conversation apparently went like this.

Sister's employee: My boss is cool. Her name is [Sister Texan], and she seems cool so far... *

Crush guy: Ooooh, I had such a thing for Replaced Texan when I was in high school. She was so hot.

Sister's employee: You mean Sister Texan.

Crush guy: No, I mean Replaced Texan.

I'm not generally known as the hot one in the family, so I can see why my sister's employee was confused.


I had two crushes in high school. One I saw last year at an unofficial reunion around Christmastime, and he still seemed very cool, though I didn't talk to him much. I suspect he was home for the holidays and won't show up to this one.

I have no idea what happened to the other one.

*Poor guy, he had absolutely no idea how crazy his boss would turn out. He was the very first person to hear the pee guy story.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2006 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
For someone whose posting persona revolves almost entirely around the degree and quality of asses he would tap, I am surprised that you're baffled by this. On the sexual chart of female possibilities, men do not have categories for "loser."

The toughest grade you'd assign to them would be "coke sex."
I knew I'd get that. Shame on you, you reasoned retorting sissy.

But when a chick is a full on zero... like, I mean, a complete fucking waste - no career, dumb as a stump... all the things you'd use to quantify a man as a loser, what do you call her?

robustpuppy 09-27-2006 06:53 PM
Apropos of Nothing, I am going to apologize to patentpara for unfairly scolding her about saying Sunny was pretty, especially given that Fringey and Hank, those lovebirds, made comments about SB's chest, and I didn't scold them, because they are on my team, so that was wrong and hypocritical of me.

Bad Hank. Bad Fringey.

Patentpara, you may come in and have a cookie.

Flinty_McFlint 09-27-2006 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Since I was the most popular kid in HS, I skipped my 10-year HS reunion, knowing that it would ruin it for everyone else who was anticipating hanging out with me. Suckers.
You let people do the anal in high school?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 09-27-2006 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's very cute. I never had a boyfriend in high school, so I think I'll be safe from any rekindled romances at my upcoming 15th reunion at the end of next month.
Are you sure you didn't have any boyfriends in high school? I, at least, have a number of lost High School weekends where I really just don't know what happened.

soup sandwich 09-27-2006 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I knew I'd get that. Shame on you, you reasoned retorting sissy.

But when a chick is a full on zero... like, I mean, a complete fucking waste - no career, dumb as a stump... all the things you'd use to quantify a man as a loser, what do you call her?
What does she look like?

robustpuppy 09-27-2006 06:54 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because trailer trash is much more descriptive. Most of the cheerleaders at my reunion were fat fat trailer trash. The kind you see on Cops smoking a cigarette, holding a Lite beer and a baby.
thank you for my halloween costume!!!

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2006 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Because trailer trash is much more descriptive. Most of the cheerleaders at my reunion were fat fat trailer trash. The kind you see on Cops smoking a cigarette, holding a Lite beer and a baby.
Trailer trash is a unique, extreme subset of loserdom that does not even come close to being an acceptable description for the sort of dopey, useless woman I'm thinking about. I am talking about a woman who's lazy and has no future, not a woman who's ugly or socioeconomically screwed out of the gate.

bold_n_brazen 09-27-2006 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I knew I'd get that. Shame on you, you reasoned retorting sissy.

But when a chick is a full on zero... like, I mean, a complete fucking waste - no career, dumb as a stump... all the things you'd use to quantify a man as a loser, what do you call her?
This is too easy. I will not cave. I will not cave. I will not cave.

Shape Shifter 09-27-2006 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I knew I'd get that. Shame on you, you reasoned retorting sissy.

But when a chick is a full on zero... like, I mean, a complete fucking waste - no career, dumb as a stump... all the things you'd use to quantify a man as a loser, what do you call her?
Ex-wife.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 09-27-2006 06:55 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
You let people do the anal in high school?
Right in the asterix **!

*not an asterix, but rather a butthole.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-27-2006 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by soup sandwich
What does she look like?
Nuts. Maybe our society is very sexist.

ltl/fb 09-27-2006 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Apropos of Nothing, I am going to apologize to patentpara for unfairly scolding her about saying Sunny was pretty, especially given that Fringey and Hank, those lovebirds, made comments about SB's chest, and I didn't scold them, because they are on my team, so that was wrong and hypocritical of me.

Bad Hank. Bad Fringey.

Patentpara, you may come in and have a cookie.
I just riffed on Hank's thing. I have no idea whether sunny is flat or buxom.

soup sandwich 09-27-2006 06:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nuts. Maybe our society is very sexist.
Yeah. Maybe.

robustpuppy 09-27-2006 06:57 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just riffed on Hank's thing. I have no idea whether sunny is flat or buxom.
Oh my god, that's true.

I take back my scold.

Good fringey. Nice fringey. Have some bacon.


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