LawTalkers - Fashionistas you have arrived 3-25-03

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow, the Canadians are really on a roll today. Some folks at the Universtiyh of Saskathechewhatever have found that women may ovulate more than once a month. And now stonehenge is female genitalia. Gives new meaning to "No, I dont want to do bloody stonehenge" doesnt it?

I read a thesis once about hockey and sexual politics in Canada (by a Canadian obviously going stir crazy during the winter and watching way too much hockey). Evidently the net (which is a good size, but not as big as say a soccer net, or as small as a basketball net), is representative of the archetypical Canadian female genitalia. He went on for a good long time about it.

And don't get me started on the Skydome with its retractable roof sitting right next to the CN tower (once the tallest free standing tower in the world). Way too much ink has been spilled about that.

ltl/fb

07-09-2003 05:04 PM

Guy wakes from 19 year coma

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You're such an idiot. Really. I mean useless. Waste of space.

TM

I am vaguely hurt that you are not abusing me. I've been vapidly posting and posting and posting, but nothing.

bilmore

07-09-2003 05:05 PM

Stonehenge = Female Genitalia

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick Evidently the net (which is a good size, but not as big as say a soccer net, or as small as a basketball net), is representative of the archetypical Canadian female genitalia.

Closely guarded by huge gap-toothed men, and completely frigid?

Atticus Grinch

07-09-2003 05:05 PM

We need a "search" feature

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
you seem to be deliberately misunderstanding my maliciousness (maliciousosity?) to piss me off.

Sorry. The thought, however temporary, that the young Grinches had been sucking on nipples seasoned with sheep sperm squicked me out too much to notice the joke.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-09-2003 05:06 PM

Dilemma

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Originally posted by leagleaze
The fact it isn't like it seems on law and order or la law, that much of it is drudgery.

Leagl: "It's not like 'L.A. Law'."

Student: "L.A. WHAT ?"

fufu	07-09-2003 05:06 PM

Guy wakes from 19 year coma

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

You're reading too much into it. I included your name because you love Larry and it fit with the theme of my post. RP gave the pointless response so I aimed it at her. Fufu is the type to hold such a stupid call because she posts (or posted because I no longer know) nothing but "lol." PJ gets thrown in...well, because she's all around annoying.

TM

Thurgreed, after your visceral response so very long ago to my using "LOL" I have used many of the LawTalkers emoticons. Imagine my horror to read that you were again casting aspersions as to my continued usage of "LOL"

I am shocked and distraught, TM.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-09-2003 05:07 PM

Guy wakes from 19 year coma

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am vaguely hurt that you are not abusing me. I've been vapidly posting and posting and posting, but nothing.

I know you'll hate hearing this, but you've grown quite funny now that you pick and choose when and why you're being vapid.

TM

robustpuppy

07-09-2003 05:09 PM

We need a "search" feature

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
You are just so subtle.

The problem is, it's really just 50/50 with you. Sometimes you're doing it on purpose. Sometimes you're just being you and tell us all after-the-fact that what you just posted was written to generate a certain a reaction. If you were really being as clever as you imply you are, you wouldn't have to remind us every five minutes now would you?

TM

Right Thurgreed, you've got me pegged, I thought that my post in response to E/O's was subtle, and I also think it takes an exceedingly high level of cleverness to annoy you while mocking Paigow's Curb obsession (as well as my own, by the way). I'm the greatest poster ever!

ltl/fb

07-09-2003 05:10 PM

Guy wakes from 19 year coma

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I know you'll hate hearing this, but you've grown quite funny now that you pick and choose when and why you're being vapid.

TM

I was initially kind of happy, but then I realized this is like when a roommate in college complimented my shoes -- I was happy until I realized how she dressed (ugh) probably reflected her taste in clothes.

I'm starting to suspect you are the motherfucker who sent the phantom PM. Bastard.

If I keep posting at this rate all week, you will hate me by the end of it.

fufu	07-09-2003 05:11 PM

Guy wakes from 19 year coma

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Originally posted by purse junkie
You're right. For example, your many posts regarding your own genitals should humble us all.

So eloquently written, PJ.

Not Bob

07-09-2003 05:12 PM

She put his picture in her _______.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Wow. NB. I was Not Aware. Blush. Whenever I read your posts, I have the totally narcissitic tendency to picture myself in a black beehive with heavy kohl eyeliner and really jaunty psychedile scarves in my hair and around my neck. I am on a seventies game show filling in blanks with a blue card.

Sadly, I could not find a picture of any of Joanne Worley's appearances on Match Game '74. Lots of pictures of CNR and Brett Somers, though.

leagleaze

07-09-2003 05:15 PM

Fun with Editing...

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What the heck kind of lesbian are you? If you are going to perform services for someone, do it for a WOman, not a man.

Your efforts to put me in your stereotypical lesbian box cause me angst.

(You decide whether the pun was intended.)

Shape Shifter

07-09-2003 05:16 PM

Stonehenge = Female Genitalia

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Originally posted by bilmore
Closely guarded by huge gap-toothed men, and completely frigid?