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pony_trekker 09-13-2006 04:15 PM
Real close to walking out...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
This is getting more interesting. Could you draw a diagram?

Oh, wait. Are you saying you had 13 orgasms from straight sex?
Hell no. She did.

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2006 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
did you miss the part about her coming from giving head? That's pretty much the definition of low maintenance -- you can gladly end any argument with "if I make you come, will you forgive me?"
wouldn't you worry that you won't be able to make even this woman come? that would be devastating to the ego.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-13-2006 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
All right, I'm done for the day.
Me too. Wanna make out?

Sidd Finch 09-13-2006 04:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Yes. My gentlemen must learn that not-low-double-digits means not-low-double digits.

Not-low-double digits? Goodness. Either you come when the wind blows, or your gentlemen have jaws of steel.

Penske_Account 09-13-2006 04:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
Yes. My gentlemen must learn that not-low-double-digits means not-low-double digits.
Pun intended?

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2006 04:18 PM
eye twitch
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Keeping in mind that I'm no gwinky, would a bj really take care of it? Because I could probably line that up.
I get it too, so can we look for alternative cures, or can one get cured from either side of the BJ?

nononono 09-13-2006 04:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
Hell no. She did.
Oh! You said "your production" and I took it literally. Okay, I'll rewind then back to your original comment. Highly responsive, what can I say? 30s rock.

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 04:21 PM
Posting
 
AoN, one would wonder how one posts a lot and get work done. I don't speak for everyone but I often have the explorer window minimized, and I refresh and scroll, skimming which often explains my reading comprehension defecit. I also type like a mad dog---fast. I am a decent fair to middling multi tasker. Um, isn't everyone?

nononono 09-13-2006 04:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Not-low-double digits? Goodness. Either you come when the wind blows, or your gentlemen have jaws of steel.
It's part of my screening process.

nononono 09-13-2006 04:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Pun intended?
Bien sur, but not literally.

Tyrone Slothrop 09-13-2006 04:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Me too. Wanna make out?
All right, I'm done for the day.

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2006 04:35 PM
NCAA Waivers
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I think basketball is a lot cheaper and offers better return on the investment, so private schools -- e.g., your alma mater -- tend to focus their efforts there.
I think history plays a pretty large role, too. Some schools have had decades to build a good program in one sport or the other, so when smaller schools make choices about where to invest their athletic department money, they go for where their reputation is strongest.

That said, I'm sort of surprised that Rice hasn't torn down the football stadium and replaced it with a much nicer baseball stadium.

tmdiva 09-13-2006 04:35 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
The best eye-twitch cure is to get a really really good night's sleep. Massage, yoga, meditation, Tazo Calm, and then to bed by 10.

tm

Sidd Finch 09-13-2006 04:37 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
The best eye-twitch cure is to get a really really good night's sleep. Massage, yoga, meditation, Tazo Calm, and then to bed by 10.

tm

Though orgasms in the not-low double-digits might also help.

bold_n_brazen 09-13-2006 04:38 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Though orgasms in the not-low double-digits might also help.
When wouldn't they?

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 04:38 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Though orgasms in the not-low double-digits might also help.
That would wear a person out for sure.

Penske_Account 09-13-2006 04:40 PM
NCAA Waivers
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I think history plays a pretty large role, too. Some schools have had decades to build a good program in one sport or the other, so when smaller schools make choices about where to invest their athletic department money, they go for where their reputation is strongest.

That said, I'm sort of surprised that Rice hasn't torn down the football stadium and replaced it with a much nicer baseball stadium.
:eek:

All right, I'm done for the day too!

tmdiva 09-13-2006 04:41 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Though orgasms in the not-low double-digits might also help.
Sorry, my bad. In my own personal scenario, the massage is usually provided by my husband. So for fringe's purposes, I should have specified that any massage should include a "happy ending."

tm

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 04:43 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
Sorry, my bad. In my own personal scenario, the massage is usually provided by my husband. So for fringe's purposes, I should have specified that any massage should include a "happy ending."

tm
Indeed, that would knock anyone out cold.

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2006 04:43 PM
NCAA Waivers
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I'm less lazy. That southern school, UT, is most profitable. But I'm not sure where this all goes. I'm actually surprised they make a profit, because I figured they would hide the profits in the form of "expenses", such as cash-stuffed envelopes and luxurious practice facilities. Presumably since the figures are reported to the government, though, they have to be honest.
Last year, a conference that I was attending in Austin had scheduled dinner at the Texas Club, which is a very nice facility inside the stadium. There was a lot of last minute scrambling for a new venue when about 36 hours before the dinner, the team announced that they wanted to use the Club. What the team wants in Austin, generally the team gets. 85 or so of us were quickly relocated to the first floor dining rooms in the stadium. They were nice, but not nearly as nice as the Club.

Shape Shifter 09-13-2006 04:53 PM
Trendspotting
 
So I recently found myself outside a fashionable pre-school in a fashionable (though tasteful) neighborhood of Manhattan. It was a beautiful afternoon so I sat for a while and watched the women (I didn't see any men) pick up their children. It really struck me how diverse and fashion-forward New York is, or at least I think it is compared to the rest of the country. Has anyone else noticed the trend of Central and South American and African American women adopting Jewish kids?

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2006 04:58 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Though orgasms in the not-low double-digits might also help.
That seems like the type of hypothesis that desperately needs testing.

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 04:58 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So I recently found myself outside a fashionable pre-school in a fashionable (though tasteful) neighborhood of Manhattan. It was a beautiful afternoon so I sat for a while and watched the women (I didn't see any men) pick up their children. It really struck me how diverse and fashion-forward New York is, or at least I think it is compared to the rest of the country. Has anyone else noticed the trend of Central and South American and African American women adopting Jewish kids?
No, but what you are trying to tell me [first off, to be truly funny you forgot Carribean since that truly is who is nannying] is that the Chinese girl baby thing is so.over??

pony_trekker 09-13-2006 05:00 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
No, but what you are trying to tell me [first off, to be truly funny you forgot Carribean since that truly is who is nannying] is that the Chinese girl baby thing is so.over??
I'd opt for the 19yo swedish or french au pair but the wife wouldn't approve.

NotFromHere 09-13-2006 05:02 PM
Thanks Patriots
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
So you're saying most people think the Cowboys are a cool team despite Jerry Jones? (And I won't even force them to say they like the team despite Jerry Jones and Bill Parcells.)
I don't like the current Cowboys, but I really liked this guy.

http://www.vietchristian.com/gospel/...3575724391.gif

Oh, and I had a thing for Troy Aikman. Who never never ever took his shirt off. He must be horribly deformed.

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 05:04 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
I'd opt for the 19yo swedish or french au pair but the wife wouldn't approve.
Same wife who has a friend who is like the commish of the stripping business. You are so shackled, my friend.

Sidd Finch 09-13-2006 05:05 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That seems like the type of hypothesis that desperately needs testing.
Maybe Thurgreed will do another evaluation for you.

Either that, or you could self-evaluate. But you might be unable to type to report back.

nononono 09-13-2006 05:08 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Maybe Thurgreed will do another evaluation for you.

Either that, or you could self-evaluate. But you might be unable to type to report back.
You know, you don't have to shoot for the moon (npi) for a little work-day dry run (npi) testing of the theory. Even low single digits takes the edge off a tense afternoon (or adds a little energy to survive the naptime lull). It could also cure a twitch. Fringey?

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 05:10 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
You know, you don't have to shoot for the moon (npi) for a little work-day dry run (npi) testing of the theory. Even low single digits takes the edge off a tense afternoon (or adds a little energy to survive the naptime lull). It could also cure a twitch. Fringey?
But where, dude the ladies room? or are you all like "lock that office door" bleh. or you mean "at home"

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 05:12 PM
Scarlett Doesn't Swing that Way
 
Also photos from her UK shoot:

http://socialitelife.com/2006/09/13/...g_that_way.php

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2006 05:12 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So I recently found myself outside a fashionable pre-school in a fashionable (though tasteful) neighborhood of Manhattan. It was a beautiful afternoon so I sat for a while and watched the women (I didn't see any men) pick up their children. It really struck me how diverse and fashion-forward New York is, or at least I think it is compared to the rest of the country. Has anyone else noticed the trend of Central and South American and African American women adopting Jewish kids?
Makes sense. if Vito Corleone had adopted a Jewish kid instead of Irish, I think he would have been better advised, and advoided all the unpleasantness with the Tataglias.

nononono 09-13-2006 05:14 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by patentparanyc
But where, dude the ladies room? or are you all like "lock that office door" bleh. or you mean "at home"
We have a locking bathroom (not stalls) that serves many purposes. In a pinch, ladies room will do, yes.

Or lunchtime/coffee time assignations, if you care to.

Which reminds me - RT, you are the sex toy goddess, yes? Purse vibe recs?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-13-2006 05:16 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
You know, you don't have to shoot for the moon (npi) for a little work-day dry run (npi) testing of the theory. Even low single digits takes the edge off a tense afternoon (or adds a little energy to survive the naptime lull). It could also cure a twitch. Fringey?
Nononono, while I am all for your theory, and your fabulous puns, and I like you a bunch, I feel compelled to point out that tcb'ing in one's office is sooo 2000 (I think).

Where is Pepper these days? <sniff>

But I just pointed that out fyi. In my view, tcb'ing in one's office is not the sort of thing that goes in and out of style like leggings or mahi mahi.

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 05:18 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Makes sense. if Vito Corleone had adopted a Jewish kid instead of Irish, I think he would have been better advised, and advoided all the unpleasantness with the Tataglias.
Maybe like the Sopranos and Hesch?

patentparanyc 09-13-2006 05:18 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
We have a locking bathroom (not stalls) that serves many purposes. In a pinch, ladies room will do, yes.

Or lunchtime/coffee time assignations, if you care to.

Which reminds me - RT, you are the sex toy goddess, yes? Purse vibe recs?
Wow. that's impressive. I mean that. I'm way too loud.

Hank Chinaski 09-13-2006 05:18 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nononono, while I am all for your theory, and your fabulous puns, and I like you a bunch, I feel compelled to point out that tcb'ing in one's office is sooo 2000 (I think).
NYC 2000 is like 2010 in Detroit. Maybe whereever nonon is 2000 NYC is 2006?

Penske_Account 09-13-2006 05:20 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
So I recently found myself outside a fashionable pre-school in a fashionable (though tasteful) neighborhood of Manhattan. It was a beautiful afternoon so I sat for a while and watched the women (I didn't see any men) pick up their children. It really struck me how diverse and fashion-forward New York is, or at least I think it is compared to the rest of the country. Has anyone else noticed the trend of Central and South American and African American women adopting Jewish kids?
Any MILF?

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2006 05:21 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by nononono
We have a locking bathroom (not stalls) that serves many purposes. In a pinch, ladies room will do, yes.

Or lunchtime/coffee time assignations, if you care to.

Which reminds me - RT, you are the sex toy goddess, yes? Purse vibe recs?
That Jimmyjane gold vibe has served me very, very well in a variety of places.

I can't check it here, but the last time I went to Goodvibe's website I was impressed with the number and variety of new "premium" vibrators on the site. All over about $150, including the jimmyjane. There were several that caught my eye.

Oh, and I'm also a fan of a velvety vibrator whose maker I can't remember.

I'll go to Cindie's tonight and see if there are any others I've heard good things about.

Replaced_Texan 09-13-2006 05:22 PM
Trendspotting
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Any MILF?
A friend of mine wants to make a onsie for her son that says "I put the M in MILF."

nononono 09-13-2006 05:22 PM
If anyone's NOT done for the day . . .
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nononono, while I am all for your theory, and your fabulous puns, and I like you a bunch, I feel compelled to point out that tcb'ing in one's office is sooo 2000 (I think).

Where is Pepper these days? <sniff>

But I just pointed that out fyi. In my view, tcb'ing in one's office is not the sort of thing that goes in and out of style like leggings or mahi mahi.
I know, I know. It's maybe, trend-wise, like going to Fekkai for chunky highlights. Or maybe it's like skinny pants and coming back into vogue? No, on second thought, I think you're on the right track - more like the little black dress of the workday rhythm - always appropriate, even when the kids are wearing fuschia plaid pants.


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