Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

I cool with the killing Jesus part, but until I married into a Jewish I never saw anyone boil spaghetti till done, then put it and sauce in a baking pan and bake it for a half hour, then expect me to eat it. my mother in law does that shit about once a week, and that I can't forgive.

BOTD!
 

Well good then. Just trying to provide a little competition for the Tangy and Zesty one and the ABBAKissy one.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

can bilmore win the BotD?

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Thanks, Renada.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

non-responsive, counsellor.

I don't have enough vices these days and would like to take one up for Lent. Anybody have any suggestions? Preferably something exotic, like an opium habit.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

quote:
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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Ultimate convergence with the godhead is a necessary outcome if you believe that everything, ultimately, eminates from God.

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From what I see here, you're obviously very spiritual.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

no

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Dont worry. You are still the old bilmore

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

lizard licking.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Absinthe?

Serious question about sex.
 

I won't. But then, I've tried all kinds of kinky shit I won't admit to.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Can you pm me the word, please?*

TM

* It doesn't work in print, does it?

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

You could fly to Chicago and engage in a 40-day exploration of the darker side of human sexual behavior with an old, bald, married man.

Ultimate destination
 

One of us is going to be in for a big surprise someday.

I don't know how God is going to deal with people who sincerely follow God but by a different name, but am pretty sure people who reject God are toast. I believe God is just and will judge people justly and someday I'll see how that works out.

And Bilmore, if you end up in Baptist hell, you're gonna see a lot of really confused and pissed off people. "Lord, Lord.* Whaddya mean I'm a goat and not a sheep?** I didn't dance or drink and only voted for prolife and profamily candidates."

*Cite

**Cite

BOTD!
 

Did you just call me a slut? For shame. For the record, I have NOT had anal sex lately. Depending on your definition of lately.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

What the fudge?!!? I don't even know you anymore!

Serious question about absinthe
 

Anybody tried this? I have toyed with buying a bottle from Eastern Europe. Its about $90.00 and it has the allegedly hallucinatory chemicals in it. I have three concerns: (1) It will blind me, (2) It won't work, and (3) it will give me the worst hangover in history (allegedly, the stuff really really makes you hurt the next day). I need an educated opinion on whether this shit really gives you the sort of trip which turns you into Van Gogh or Toulouse Letreque (horrible misspelling).

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

If you get the word and, like, you know, you're not all vaporized and shit, send it to me, too. Because then the fun is gonna start.

BOTD!
 

Don't forget RP. She gets very angry when you leave her out. And when she's angry there's no telling what she'd do.

Oh, and by the way...Slut.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Malkovich is back in town???

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Harry Potter books say its Avada Kedavra
That's two words to kill. And, you also have to MEAN it.

aV

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Maybe Fugee will PM you the word.

TM

Ultimate destination
 

It is this type of cowardly and veiled judgmentalism that my pops hateth the mosteth.

Say hi to Billmore and Slave on the other side of the river Styxx.

Peace (be with you) Out!

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

I thought he meant Jordan.

BOTD!
 

Thanks. I've been thinking that the list isn't really complete without gwinky too. Especially once she develops that opium habit.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

Jordan engaging in that sort of behavior would shock absolutely nobody here...

Sluts of the FB, Unite!
 

OK, let me make sure I've got this clear:

There's you and me...
Abba...
RP...
and Gwink.

5. Hmmm. 7 short of a calendar. Damn.

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

POTY.

TM

Ultimate destination
 

It's rare that I agree so strongly with a characterization, but the "followers as sheep" thing really works for me.

;)

BOTD!
 

god you're sweet. maybe leagl can lend us her lesbian makeoutmobile for some real fun.

BOTD!
 

What happened to the lizard licking?

Just a slob like one of us
 

I changed the word, so it won't work for you, Mister Smarty Pants. Ha.

Oh, and by the way, I haven't forgotten the "if you please please please let me bang this chick" promise you made in 1994. I'm waiting.

BOTD!
 

Shit! Forgot about leagl. That makes 6. If we do 2 months to a page, we can pull it off.

BOTD!
 

Is lizard a euphamism for something?

Serious question about absinthe
 

I thought the stuff you could buy in this country wasn't the real thing? That it's only available overseas?

Serious question about absinthe
 

I've tried it. It is still sold in Spain (and Amsterdam, I think), but apparently is not as potent as the variety that was available in the 19th century. It tastes terrible, it gives one a weird tequila mixed with cough syrup high and left me with a really brutal headache the next day. Good times!

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

You left out fat.

TM

[Anticipated response?: No, yo' mama is invited too.]

Ultimate destination
 

Save me a seat at the restuarant, near the Jews and Muslims preferably (Can't decide whether I like lemon hummus or nova lox more).

I am not rejecting the concept of God. Something out there runs this gig. I'm just not following some silly rules laid down by men (yeh, that's right - its a book - it ain't a court transcript of God testifying). I've been as absolutely moral as a poor sinner could be my whole life. If God's sending decent people like me who do right by others but find organized religion to be a king farce (which it most assuredly is in almost every regard), well the Hell sounds damn fine for me. In fact, it sounds like the only place I could stomach the company.

We both know that everyone in the recesses of their heart realizes organized religion is generally bullshit. Even Pat Robertson's got to have that nagging thought "Shit, I'm buying something full of inherent contradictions and not a shred of proof, and the sole basis upon which I define it as divine is the fact that it fails all scientific analysis and is utterly prepoterous from a logical perspective."

Serious question about anti-semitism.
 

What comes after desperate?

Old Marquees with Stupid Band Names
 

I did not realize that Cake's "Sheep Go To Heaven" had real live biblical backing. Learn something new and all that. Thanks Fugee!

Now, I just want to play on my panpipes,
I just want to drink me some wine,
As soon as you're born, you start dying,
So you might as well have a good time.

Ollie (I can't really play the panpipes; maybe I'll take it up for Lent) Ramone