Can we go to our happy places?
 

That is so fucking uncalled for and actually made me cry. If you recall, that is, if you were paying attention, I had a little anti-H2 rant a couple of months back, and forgive me for sounding like paigow, but that means that you weren't the first one on the anti ridiculously overpriced and oversized mcmansion poseur H2 soapbox, you ... aunt.

And at least I have real PMs and don't make people think, uh, no, on second thought, I don't want to communicate with her.

How many Advil is it safe to take at one time, you think?

not really wondering
 

Well, THAT certainly got your antennae up, didn't it.

Can we go to our happy places?
 

Like that's going to stop me.
I cannot believe you would call me such a thing.
Take the whole bottle.

not really wondering
 

Is antennae a new nickname for nipples?

Can we go to our happy places?
 

Don't worry about greedy greedy greedy greedy greedy. He probably used to be Third Career or something. Anyway, I am having the same problem with Purse Junkie, who is so clearly on the rag today with her uncalled for attacks and her clear overreaction to my campaign to improve the quality of this board. Whatever it is, I am sure it isn't you, so please don't be sad. Sometimes posters can get a little oversensitive, (especially when it is that time of the month, you know). Maybe somebody parked their hummer in greedy3ed space? Or maybe he thinks your signature line speaks directly to his (which is a rather boring and longwinded sig line). In any event, he is not living in reality, for there will be no mud wrestling between myself and ole Purse Tits. I wouldnt be able to get around those Dees in order to pin her. Plus she is small and probably kind of scrambly. Picture Dolly Parton in a mudwrestilng ring. Tit mousse.

Can we go to our happy places?
 

Lately?

Freud had it wrong
 

I was going to say that you wouldn't mud wrestle with PJ because her they're real and they're spectacular DDs would make your own TRATS C's look small.

But that would have been petty and misogynistic and so I refrained.

Exclusively for FBers
 

Killer Dyke? ROFL FUCKING MAO

I know some killer dykes. They don't look anything like that. And I think Satan has to be a lesbian. Uhauls are clearly the devil's tool.

Can we go to our happy places?
 

It all started with your suggestion that we pick someone and start a flame war in order to get accepted on the board. I picked you.

Then, after a while, it started to become fun. As a matter of fact, it became a lot of fun. I started dreaming about picking on you at night, and making up new insults in the elevator on my way to the office. Now it's hard to stop.

But don't worry, you're still prettier than they are. And I'll try to find a 12 step program.

"TRATS"?

not really wondering
 

I was about to post something along these lines but you beat me to it. I've noticed that you often post things I would post, and you apparently have nice TITS!!!!! Therefore, I declare that robustpuppy is my new best friend.

Freud had it wrong
 

Not to worry bc I would have had absolutely no clue as to what you were talking about.

So, did that get YOUR attenna up?

Exclusively for FBers
 

There is simply no way to interpret this collection without ending in the words "fucking my ass off", or, worse, Fucking Mao", both of which are just confusing to me, but, as that's my usual state, I suppose I should just accept it . . .

Can we go to our happy places?
 

At first, between the idea of no mud wrestling and being nice to PLF, I was starting to think I'd have nothing to think about in the elevator any more. But then you gave me those wonderful Dolly Partonesque images. Now I'll have to be careful about not being that dorky guy with a smirk on his face in the back of the elevator. Thank you.

But PLF is prettier than you.