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Replaced_Texan 08-24-2006 05:59 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Everyone always skips over the 6 series, when those are the coolest ones. My F-I-L has a 650CI. It is freakin awesome.
My sister and I were drooling over the 6 series when we were waiting for the paperwork for her Mini to be processed. It is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen.

bold_n_brazen 08-24-2006 06:00 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
Hard-on gone. Kevin Costner?
Have you never seen Bull Durham?

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:00 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
This post gave me a tremendous hard-on.



More billable hours down the drain. So to speak.
I don't know where to start mocking this post. Someone help me out.

spookyfish 08-24-2006 06:02 PM
Hitler Restaurant to Change Name
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Good news. The guy in India who opened a Hitler-themed restaurant has agreed to change the name due to public pressure.

The bad news is he's changing the name to Luftwaffle...
They serve these, I take it?

http://www.b3tards.com/uploads/luftwaffle.gif

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:03 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://www.channel6.dk/Rover/pics/109RB37S.jpg

There are few manufacturers of automobiles that I would seriously consider taking off road. Rover and Jeep and maybe, maybe Toyota.

That said, you are right in that the suburbanite knuckleheads don't know what the fuck they have. Back when the Range Rover was (re-?)introduced in the US in the late 80s, early 90s a friend of ours brought hers to our ranch. She was afraid to drive it over a muddy patch of the pasture for fear that it might get stuck. No amount of proof could convince her that she had the best possible vehicle for getting through. I still think she just didn't want to get mud on her expensive car.

And the Discovery was a disaster of epic proportions. Not quite Aztec, but pretty fucking bad.
The Rover in that picture is not a RR or a Discover or an LRIII. It's a badass old school real Rover.

My earlier comment was - shockingly - waay too braod and hyperbolic. I'd love to have a Defender. Those are fucking sweet trucks.

But I'd put my LC up against a fucking Soccer Mom RR or LRIII any day.

I've had a lot of trucks because I'm a hick by birth. The best one for off roading was a 1982 full size Chevy Blazer with those old locking hubs. I had oversized tires on it and it even had a cb. That was a fun fucking ride.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-24-2006 06:03 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I don't know where to start mocking this post. Someone help me out.
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefme...7/T027998A.jsm

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:05 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister and I were drooling over the 6 series when we were waiting for the paperwork for her Mini to be processed. It is one of the most beautiful cars I've ever seen.
Convertible top on it is clunky looking. But otherwise, yes. Its a spicy meatball.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-24-2006 06:06 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If it weren't for the Sedan thing, I'd recommend the Mini Cooper S. My sister just got one, and I'm thoroughly impressed. She was sold when she was test driving it at about 87mph comfortably in fifth gear on the freeway, and the salesman said "You know, there's another gear."

We (comfortably) fit three people and three dogs in it, and if you have a friend or family member who has an SUV for those every now and then trips to Home Depot or Ikea, it's pretty awesome.
I like Minis, but we probably want something more practical.

SlaveNoMore 08-24-2006 06:06 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Sidd Finch
This post gave me a tremendous hard-on.

Is there a line in there about a $1MM retainer that I missed?

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:06 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
I personally like some German cars and Japanese ones. Don't see any appeal in a Saab, but that's just me. For the price, the 07 g35 sedan should merit a test drive--lots of hp (get the manual), non-objectionable styling, passable interior, great engine and handling, fun to drive, will probably be pretty bulletproof.

http://news.auto.cz/img/art/ing322_443e3aa9d3080.jpg

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:06 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I believe that children are our future. (hi gwnc!)

TM
Indeed they were his future.

I wonder when he'll be thrown out of Bahrain for moral crimes, or perhaps beheaded.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 06:07 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I believe that children are our future. (hi gwnc!)

TM
That sounds so sexy when you post it.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 06:08 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Indeed they were his future.

I wonder when he'll be thrown out of Bahrain for moral crimes, or perhaps beheaded.
Poor old Whitney Houston.

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:09 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I like Minis, but we probably want something more practical.
You and Sidd are making it very difficult for me to be very productive.

Sincerely,

Sucker for the easy/obvious joke

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 08-24-2006 06:09 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I believe that children are our future. (hi gwnc!)

TM

Mr. Rannnnnnnnnn-dy Watson!


Sexual Chocolate!

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:11 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That sounds so sexy when you post it.
Jesus Fucking Christ, you two really are trying to be the cool kids table, aren't you? Fuck you, I'm heading to the band room, where my Millers' Outpost fashion sense is appreciated.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:13 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sidd Finch
I was talking about the SL. Can I get one if I just need hair plugs?
The SL's overpriced for what you get. They handle swell and alll, but its really kind of a lumbering, smooth riding muscle car. If you want that, get an LS460, which beats the piss out of Benz and BMW for smoothness and comfort. The SL's a status symbol car, but I never found them to be too much fun to drive.

SlaveNoMore 08-24-2006 06:14 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Flinty_McFlint
Jesus Fucking Christ, you two really are trying to be the cool kids table, aren't you? Fuck you, I'm heading to the band room, where my Millers' Outpost fashion sense is appreciated.
That's in the 'burbs, right ape?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-24-2006 06:15 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I personally like some German cars and Japanese ones. Don't see any appeal in a Saab, but that's just me. For the price, the 07 g35 sedan should merit a test drive--lots of hp (get the manual), non-objectionable styling, passable interior, great engine and handling, fun to drive, will probably be pretty bulletproof.

http://news.auto.cz/img/art/ing322_443e3aa9d3080.jpg
Yup, that's a good looking car. When is it coming out?

Replaced_Texan 08-24-2006 06:16 PM
Forbes has a "rebuttal" to the Don't Marry RT article

ETA: and the slideshow is now missing. Though gawker has some cliffnotes that went along with the slideshow, and text of the slideshow has been preserved by some blogger. Oh, and the author of the original piece's wiki entry has been updated.

bold_n_brazen 08-24-2006 06:17 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I personally like some German cars and Japanese ones. Don't see any appeal in a Saab, but that's just me. For the price, the 07 g35 sedan should merit a test drive--lots of hp (get the manual), non-objectionable styling, passable interior, great engine and handling, fun to drive, will probably be pretty bulletproof.

http://news.auto.cz/img/art/ing322_443e3aa9d3080.jpg
I think the G35 (at least the ones that I have seen) are really great looking. Although the 2 door model is way sexier.

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:21 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yup, that's a good looking car. When is it coming out?
Sometime this fall, which isn't too far away. Worth a look at least. I miss my g35 coupe.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:22 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Poor old Whitney Houston.
A beheading would do her well. She's starting to resemble Chappelle's crackhead character.

notcasesensitive 08-24-2006 06:25 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Sometime this fall, which isn't too far away. Worth a look at least. I miss my g35 coupe.
It is a tough life when you just have to settle for a 5 series instead. huh, boy racer.

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:25 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
That's in the 'burbs, right ape?
Oh, you clever fellow! I can't believe you haven't met the right guy in the City yet, but I'm sure pulling for you to find your dreams! Keep smiling rainbows and daisies!

Your pal,

Flinty

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:27 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I know I am going to regret this but...............

Looking at your posts is like watching a police car chase on "The Worlds Most Amazing Videos". You just know the outcome is going to be bad but you just can't look away. You have also made the FB board infinitely more interesting, just like a gruesome car accident can make you look at a side of the road on your commute you have never noticed before.

I realize you asked for this, and told TM to give you an honest assessment, but I am a strong believer that when a female asks you if she is fat or unattractive you never tell them the truth. No exceptions. It is similar to the situation if you are hiding Jews in your attic, and the Nazis ask you if you are hiding Jews, you always, always lie.

But having said that, I am going back to the politics board; I just can't watch you humiliate yourself anymore. It is too painful. You really need to reread Bold and Brazen's post concerning this issue like six or seven times. It is spot on. And then get some therapy. Seriously. I am not kidding. The fact that you need acceptance and affirmations from completely anonymous posters on the internet is just not a good sign. I am almost sure you won't listen to me and will lash out at me for this post, but I had to give it a shot.
Congrats. The Jews in the Attic thing had to be the strangest reference I've seen in a while.

Flinty_McFlint 08-24-2006 06:27 PM
Taste in cars is so subjective
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It is a tough life when you just have to settle for a 5 series instead. huh, boy racer.
I guess this is what it feels like to be all growed up. Hi Coltrane!

Spanky 08-24-2006 06:28 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Congrats. The Jews in the Attic thing had to be the strangest reference I've seen in a while.
That is quite a compliment coming from you.

str8outavannuys 08-24-2006 06:29 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Um, perhaps, and this is just a suggestion, every single remark does not require comment.
But see your post count v. my post count. Plus, isn't the whole point of this to get a new thread (w/ title) going as quickly as possible?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-24-2006 06:33 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
That is quite a compliment coming from you.
I know. Thats why I felt the need to offer it. Strangeness deserves recognition.

Spanky 08-24-2006 06:33 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.

Spanky 08-24-2006 06:35 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I know. Thats why I felt the need to offer it. Strangeness deserves recognition.
I don't want to get too sappy here, but most posts I scan. Sometimes I read yours two or three times.

ltl/fb 08-24-2006 06:37 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I don't want to get too sappy here, but most posts I scan. Sometimes I read yours two or three times.
That's because like that book that has no punctuation or whatever (The Sound and the Fury?? shit. written from POV of retarded guy; I never read it), you can't get anything out of his posts by scanning them. They're too fucking weird.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-24-2006 06:37 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Jesus Fucking Christ, you two really are trying to be the cool kids table, aren't you? Fuck you, I'm heading to the band room, where my Millers' Outpost fashion sense is appreciated.
We have people there too.

TM

notcasesensitive 08-24-2006 06:37 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.
I kind of like you new avatar, so if the point was to be more annoying, you missed the mark with me. Maybe it would get old at some point, but still an improvement over the Our Gang one. You even seem a bit less annoying with it, but maybe that is only in comparison to some present FB company.

Hank Chinaski 08-24-2006 06:40 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.
is this the internet equivalent of looking her in the eyes?

greatwhitenorthchick 08-24-2006 06:41 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the compliment, but anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly. Ty will confirm that. Less is the only one who can put up with me for extended periods of time.
We could just use your kind of flavor around here. That is all I am saying.

Sidd Finch 08-24-2006 06:41 PM
Doomed to spinsterhood
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Have you never seen Bull Durham?
God no. Why would I want to?

Shape Shifter 08-24-2006 06:47 PM
Car Board
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
But see your post count v. my post count. Plus, isn't the whole point of this to get a new thread (w/ title) going as quickly as possible?
Look, str8, god knows other people have said this, and I don't know why I even bother, but you need to let. it. go already. Look, nobody cares. You need to get some help. Seriously. I know you won't listen, but I strangely feel compelled to offer you some advice:

When your in-laws come to visit, offer them the attic. If any Nazis ask you about it, lie.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-24-2006 06:49 PM
Deadwood parody
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
anyone who knows me will tell you that I get annoying very quickly.
we tolerate such posters quite well here.


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