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Motherfucker. That should come after the BJ. Maybe a glass or two of wine with the bananas.

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I still don't get this phase. Does it mean "at least 3 fingers"?

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Dammit. The asterisk was supposed to mention that I suddenly became confused about that. I had thought it referred to number of orgasms but the 20th time I read it, I thought, fuck, maybe it's about # of fingers.

5-fingers-per-handist fucks.

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A couple of glasses before the BJ may unclench your jaw a bit. If that helps. And don't forget the wine after the BJ. To kind of cleanse the pallat, so to speak.

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More alcohol = more digits.

Cheers!

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but the digitd get flacid:(

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You're my favorite.

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Not for me.

Wait, you grow extra fingers when you drink? Weird.

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I'm told that you are "Hubba Hubba," so you are my favorite too.

Welll
 

Have you ever heard of a pen? I only need the speech that leads to her victory.

Some monkey fucking scribe you are.

(Some monkey-fucking scribe you are.
Some monkey fucking, scribe you are?)

Elevator
 

Went to get food delivery, and in the elevator [different firm, same bank] one of the attorneys held the elevator for me and tried to strike up a conversation.

That must mean I'm hotttttttttttt.

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Cowboy Junkies, The Trinity Session

- or -

Enigma, MCMXC AD

?

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2. As long as its not that boxed crap Ty serves...

[justincase] eta: Merde! STP!!!! [/justincase]

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2. And it sucks batteries.

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To you know who,

Happy birthday tomorrow! Hope you get some and more!!!

AF

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I heard a rumor that tomorrow might be more than one special someone's birthday. Two special someones' birthday even. dtb, how's my apostrophization? I'm not feeling confident after a long day of work.

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You're listening to the sounds of Enigma. Mmmmmm.

By the way, I induced a whiff at the office today by ending an email (in the midst a debate over whether the phrase "without a paddle" was in part of the song lyrics to "Up the Creek" by Cheap Trick) with "Your dumb." Go me! I rule!

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metric system?

edit: and ncs- the female is "special" in the exclamation sense; the male one is "special" in the educational sense.

plea for sanity
 

Hopefully, not addicted to superheroine. The feminists claim lots of superheroines end their careers with rape and/or murder.

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"Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Every time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
Then I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch.
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my KISS records out.

Chorus) Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird.
Surrender, surrender, but don't give yourself away, ay, ay, ay."

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Like Catherine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin.

Real close to walking out...
 

Proceed to video store, and rent the DVDs. Kill if necessary. It's probably justifiable homocide.

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Tomorrow is actually the birthday of at least three* special someones.

Note how I get around that pesky apostrophization problem.

*If someone who doesn't post here, but is special to someone who does, is a special someone.

** I'm not talking about Sean Preston Spears Federline (hi Chef!).

Trendspotting
 

They're not cheap. They're tired of fucking blonds.

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I've never had Ethiopian food before. What is it like?

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Self-Mockery! Not bad. This constitutes an important humor milestone for you on this board. Kudos.

Soon we'll have you posting about how a man you meet on the street talked to you and sent you straight to orgasm, and the journey will be complete.

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Effect, or purpose?

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It's like breakfast in the south. Everything's served with pancakes and pasty stuff.

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I think self mockery is healthy humor. You can't take yourself way too seriously, although that actual event did transpire but I was indifferent, really, at how it was perceived he was just being nice.

The orgasm thing I thought in relation to the board was related to the female giving a bj? no? am I have a reading comprehension lapse again??

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Mmmm. Grits.

Have I mentioned that if there are not fried green tomatoes at brunch on Sunday, I will need to be restrained?

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So attendees should bring handcuffs?

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Both. RT's BF gets a charge from the batteries, but RT has to remove them somehow.

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Cite please?

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And shovel it in with your hands?

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Duh, it's the south, get it?

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curries, and you eat with this soft bread, that looks like a napkin instead of utensils. you grab a piece of bread, scoop up some food and eat. EXCEPT, since I turned 65, I have trouble eating Indian cuury or Ethiopian curry. But it can be fun- different certainly.

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do we need to post s......l......o.....w....l....y...f.......o.......r.........y.......o......u.......?

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Do you know something about the tomatoes that I don't?

Tic gone after trip to gym.yay!

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psst, for your reaction if there are none.