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Give me time.....I can't claim the lurking credentials that U are referencing. I've only been aware of this board since I read an article in law.com, I'm not sure I even understand your references to "Icky" et al.

Anyway, in fairness, its not fair to judge me when I am being baited by this taxwonk character. "Old fuckers" bring out the worst in me. Remind me too much of the typical tite-assed 50-something gray-haired male partner. Yuck!

Deal me in (please) for a hand. Or two;) ;)

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I'm going to ignore your attempts to bate me! Jerk!

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Why that depends. How good are your hands?

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How about 3.2858 hands of 21?!? Everyone's a winner at that game;)

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Yes, even I can win at 21, this is true.

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bi's hands be nimble

bi's hands be quick

bi's hands make you cum quicker than any man's dick!

;) :D

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Sorry TM. But ROFLMAO.

If bi's hands are fast
can they learn to be slow
for fast isn't always the way you should go.

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No worries sista', to paraphrase another "Slowhand":

Leagl, I'll have U trembling at the knees.
Leagl, U'll be begging, bi-berry please.
Leagl, darling bi will please U're quivering behind.

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Excellently done. :bow:

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psst, bi-berry: Um, not to be a Timmy or anything, but I'm pretty sure you meant "bait." You know, like in fishing. I don't think even taxwonk was trying to make you stop breathing (though I could be wrong about that part).

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Perhaps not, yet it is sounding more and more like a good idea...

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I was referring to the type of poll where you select one of a plurality of options and the percentages are auto-magically computed out to two decimal points and bar-graphed in pretty colors, rather than having individuals post answers. Some users, such as myself, may not want to divulge their genders and/or orientation so explicitly (or at least, not yet). And other users, who are impatient, may not want to slog through a bazillion posts on this subject.

Of course, maybe the folks on this board already know my gender and orientation simply from reading my posts since, according to one study, we give away our gender in our writing style.

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I'm not entirely sure how someone whose third post on the board is one calling me a pedophile can come up with the chutzpah to claim that she was being baited or bated.

Tax(you, I like)wonk

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I said:

Then she said:

:eek2: I'm ready to make that judgment now. . . :eek2:

Thanks for the kind reception leagl, Adder, and taxwonk. My brief is finished, and so am I (for the day). I believe it's cocktail hour. . .

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I agree, quit bugging the old pedophile, he's brittle and if you break him, we won't have him to play with. Furthermore, if your schtick is going to be restricted to being just an ass or just a lesbian, both have been done before. I don't think we've had an ass that is a lesbian before so I guess you could fill that role. Alternatively, there is an often reprised role (newcomer who makes ass of self and leaves forever) that many of us would not mind you filling.

Thanks for playing though.