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sebastian_dangerfield 09-05-2006 08:52 PM
Pushy the Puppy....
 
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[NSFW,IYWDNAOT]
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That I'd eat till my was worn to a nub barely able to reach my lips.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-05-2006 08:54 PM
Another installation
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
If you cut off her head and all the other offensive parts and grill her up, I'll eat her.

TM
The head's the best part.

pony_trekker 09-05-2006 09:32 PM
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It seems to me that Materazzi only does this shit because no one has beat his ass yet.

TM
Because soccer is a fag sport. Please, I have heard far worse in pee wee (11 and 12 year olds) travel hockey locker rooms.

For example, heard today: "Your mom got turned away from an ugly contest when they said 'Sorry, no professionals.'"

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 09:56 PM
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Because soccer is a fag sport.

With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?

Hank Chinaski 09-05-2006 10:11 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
With reticence, we signed my oldest daughter up for footsoccerball this fall. I suppose that's okay as she's a girl and its a girls game......yes?
depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.

Not a parent? does he have an accent and are you paying $2000 or more for her to be on the team? If the answer to either question is "no" you need to pull her off the team- that's likely a child molester right there.

Finally, and this is hearsay, if the Coach is darker skinned than, say, Dave Letterman, pull her off the team. Coltrane knows soccer and he feels that anyone who isn't lily white cheats in the way they play soccer. Don't know if that's true, but you want to trust the experts.

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 10:15 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
depends: if the coach is a parent of another girl on the team, then you only need to check your State's Megan's law page- if not listed then it's okay.
Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.

Flinty_McFlint 09-05-2006 10:34 PM
For Colbert fans
 
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Create your own On Notice board.

http://pic18.picturetrail.com/VOL920.../184783420.jpg
Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!

Hank Chinaski 09-05-2006 10:46 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Her biological mother is the assistant coach. What should I do? White like Letterman though.
if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.

Penske_Account 09-05-2006 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
if you mean your first wife, aren't you concerned about a lack of conditioning? soccer players have to run quite a bit.
this is the one I had a kid with just prior to first wife's exit....

ltl/fb 09-06-2006 12:16 AM
For Colbert fans
 
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Hahahaha! Suck it, Acura TL!
Why are we hating Acura TL?

And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.

And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.

And there was one other thing, but I forget.

Hank Chinaski 09-06-2006 09:40 AM
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1. I said I understood why people don't want to eat dogs. I don't agree with it and I think other cultures shouldn't be looked down upon for eating them, but I get it. That said, I don't really give a shit about dogs I don't know personally. So, if I were in Korea and my host served me some dog, I would have no problem eating it.
TM
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
Ha ha! You're not at Dewey Ballatine, are you?

Penske_Account 09-06-2006 09:52 AM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Why are we hating Acura TL?

And I second rp's nicely done to Hank. That was very nicely done.

And the people at the Trader Joe's say "Right on!" a lot. A LOT lot.

And there was one other thing, but I forget.
Are we on break?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 09-06-2006 10:51 AM
For Colbert fans
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
And there was one other thing, but I forget.
you want more pie?

patentparanyc 09-06-2006 11:01 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
A Korean place near me just added tof-og to its barbeque menu. Win-win?
You wound me again. sigh Hank, why?


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