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Et tu fringus? Et tu?

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Yes, but he only called you that after two days of you berating him for being a liar, dishonest, a borderline-rapist, a pig, supposedly ripping on RP, etc.* What the hell did you expect? If you were re-lent-less enough he would start kissing your ass like hubby and co-workers and say you were pretty?





*And 10 minutes late. Lest we forget.

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Well then how would you know it's only hurtful when she also asks if it's in? I think you protest too much, stubby.

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He's mad because I basically exposed him as the jerk off he is. I only told what he did. that is all.

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OK, I am back to thinking you are a sock and that TM is participating in an elaborate farce to generate lots of posts so that we hit 5k while Penske's on vacation.

Or, just because that's the kind of thing he's into.

ETA I think this is a paigow/TM joint venture. And that's all I have to say.*

*in a rhetorical sense, not actually.

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Oh poor little TM he so can't handle himself from the shrewish harridan paralegal. wah wah

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Now you know how I feel about Spanky on the Politics Board.

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My butt bleeds for him.

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I am not stubby. Many women have told me that my penis is quite large, and thick.

Maybe we should meet for a drink and you can check and report to the Board.

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Oh just ew. you are such a dirty old man.

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You can talk directly to me. I don't know what gives you the idea that I can only speak in absolute truths and that I have some kind of impossibly high standard that I apply to women other than Halle Berry and Scarlett Johansson. If someone I thought was generally unattractive asked me if they looked better in one outfit or the other, I could very easily tell them which one looked better on them, which one flatters what and so on. I can even tell if they look nicer one day than they have on other days. I've done it many many times.

In the example that won't die, that is not what was called for. And I think it is unbelievably stupid of you to continue to act like I only think supermodels are attractive, especially when so many of us critique actresses and models (male and female) on almost a daily basis. In addition, I have repeated myself, ad nauseum, w/r/t my theory on ratios. But since you can't hear it, I will fill you in again. A good ratio, even on women who are not skinny, is very attractive. A ratio of 1:1 or worse on a significantly overweight person is not attractive to me. Tough shit. If that's how you look, don't volunteer to be rated.

TM

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I think Sidd is volunteering. You may need to find a less crowded place for this one, though.

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TM already told me I was hot. I saved the PM.

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Couldn't be. We couldn't get along long enough to agree on a plan. (And that goes for penske and paigow.)

TM

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I keep meaning to ask....did you bring your laser pointer?

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He didn't mention anything on the board about ratios. What is the standard for men, anyway?

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Oh yeah and since your wife is the best and your life is the best, we all just wow, man, we bow down. alleged floppy tits and all.

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As I recall, he actually said "pretty, witty and gaaaaaaaay"

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I think he probably could. But he could probably answer that much better than I could.

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cue the cathedral joke?

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Touchy, touchy. It was a JOKE.

As to your point about asking to be rated, I have said, though maybe not actually posted, I would never, ever volunteer to be rated. EVER. I know it would totally fuck with my head.

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gee and you wonder why I was batshit for like 2 days.

I'm fine now, lots of good coffee and ass kissing and I'm like a new dewey flower.

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Can you IMAGINE the fallout? It's not like we get along at all.

Also see above, in the event you took my checking/reporting as authorization to rate me. I don't think my EAP benefits comprehensive enough.

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You asked. I would never ask. Because I'm not a fucking moron. I just wish you had been batshit enough to be catatonic and/or institutionalized.

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I told u I'm sheltered. I am an old married fart surrounded by people who give me attention. i'm not used to such treatment. so I was stoopid.

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It's really hard to understand why we don't get along.

(But I do remember the cause of our falling out, and if you want to apologize for being so irrational I'm willing to accept.)

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Your position is that Spanky's wrong about women being more fragile than men. I agree with you.

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You haven't been here the last week, have you?

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I don't, and while it's entirely possible (even probable) that I was irrational, I don't think I'm sorry.

I think it would have been a plus if she hadn't been able to post for more than 30 or 45 minutes after the meeting. I suppose a vacation to a remote tropical island could reach the desired result, rendering catatonia and institutionalization unnecessary.

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Anyone else sensing shades of Paris and Nicole here?

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Well, actually, no. I just wanted to say "I categorically disagree."

And I think that women may be more sensitive than men to certain things in some ways, although I hate to generalize and I think that it is a result of social conditioning, not inborn in gender. But I think that dishonesty across the board just leads to messiness, as Sidd ably presented.

And now that Spanky has clarified his point, I am not sure that I would so categorically disagree. But I would disagree in part, for sure.

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Never take a video of yourself having sex.










Even if it's with someone else.

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I'm done offering your opinions.

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FWIW, I think I did a good job of defending myself. he certainly didn't come out smelling like a rose. That looked bad man.

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I am ahead of you. I have refused requests from at least two people.

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I think he's more a tit guy, but every guy goes for the redeye sooner or later.

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You didn't, he did (relatively speaking, and in a masculine kind of way), and it didn't.

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that's not what I heard. fwiw. nttawwt.

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we KNOW how he feels about mine, but you can judge for yourself later.

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In the shop.

TM