What, no uniforms?
 

I'd be most happy to sit and watch the game without the uniforms.

Sheesh!

AM(not really a)M

What, no uniforms?
 

If that were the case, I think we'd see a lot more center snap fumbles, especially in cold weather games...

Center snap fumbles
 

Oh my gosh, I forgot about cold weather.

Not to be a timmy, but one would think there would be more fumbles in warm weather. Shrinkage and all.


AM(backfield in motion)M

What, no uniforms?
 

Well, there's one more illusion shattered. Let's hope its also:

(only occasionally)A(and don't really have a)M(since you're not really a)M



Apropos of nothing, NPR this morning had a story about Russian scientists digging up some 20,000 year old dirt in the Siberian permafrost and scanning it for DNA. They found, to their vast surprise, bison, wooly mammoth, and other animal DNA suggesting that the area was vibrant with life prior to the last ice age.

Gatti(thus endeth today's trivia lesson)gap

What, no uniforms?
 

Jeepers! So, any bets on how long it will be before these animals are cloned and brought to term?

I can see the headlines now, "Bessie the Cow gives birth to fraternal twins: a Banteng and a Wooly Mammoth." And later, "Mammoth accidentally pummels Banteng in sibling rivalry gone awry."

Now, if we could get these scientists to make us something useful, like bold new mixed drinks....

Seven

:sportswav

Then, the icy darkness came.
 

I'm glad to hear that was a trivia lesson; I was worried it was one of those parables about the tech industry that East Coasters are so fond of these days.

Then, the icy darkness came.
 

That's tomorrow's lesson, where scientists will report the further discovery that in the same soil sample were recovered fragments of an early model Apple Newton.

Then, the icy darkness came.
 

. . . Although the researchers stress that their conclusions are tentative and they still have considerable work to do, it appears that many of these species had recorded their genetic material on napkins. . . .

They are terminating the plan and charging the people to terminate it? Seriously?

What, no uniforms?
 

OK, here's the truth. A friend of mine tells me "You're not a woman at all, you're a gay man in a woman's body." Translated, this means that, while I am occasionally bitchy and love a good rant, I am only angry at my mother ("Well, dear. Wouldn't you be happier if you were MARRIED?"). I have never had a mullet (even in a biblical sense) and the man part we have already settled. But we're treading on FB subject matter again, aren't we?

AM(strangely hot for Sidd)M:wink:



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Brobeck 401(k)
 

Originally posted by Associate-No-More
The Greedy IP Board is reporting the following regarding Skjerven Morrill :

"As part of their plan to terminate the 401(k) plan, Skjerven is withholding a portion of each remaining plan participants' account to pay 'Administrative' costs for terminating the plan. "


Brobeck is doing the same thing--prior to dissolving, the firm would have eaten the costs. If you ever leave a firm be sure to take your 401(k) with you.

Poster Deletion
 

Please note that the poster known as Schouten66 was recently deleted due to several violations of the TOS and despite several written warnings to ceast and desist his actions.

This Board was founded specifically because of [apparent] arbitrary deletions of posters and content in other forums, and we specifically do not ever want for that to be the case here.

However, there are certain rules we all must adhere to. In most, if not all, instances, fair warning will be privately delivered to anyone that violates these rules - with the hope that they remedy the situation and remain a vital part of this community.

If anyone has any additional questions or policy concerns, please feel free to PM any of me, Leagl or Tyrone.

Thanks,
not7yS

Death tax.
 

Well, the firm is dissolving. And it's perfectly fine to use fees from the remaining members of the plan if the plan documents had said it was. Bottom line, make sure you read through such documents so you don't get any nasty surprises.

C(Anyone who was in it had better roll it over quick as they can)deuced

Death tax.
 

No doubt!

Bea heading up
 

President Bush nominated Hon. Carlos Bea of the San Francisco Superior Court to the Ninth Circuit.
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