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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
That is a funny story, but I am curious as to why Sunday is in brackets.

It was in an e-mail sent to Deadspin. I'm sure it originally said "this" or something.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Probably.

Quick story you guys might enjoy. Went to a party at [name redacted] on Saturday night. About 20 people. Half of us went to some random bar, the other half went to this upscale place [in New York City] called Marquee. Anyways, these two pretty girls who were visiting from Texas went to Marquee.

So [Sunday] morning, my friend calls me and says "Do you know some guy named Matt Line Hart?" I laugh and say yeah and don't bother to correct her. She says, well he was at Marquee last night, and hit on one of the girls from texas all night, danced with her, and then was so drunk he groped her ... she turned around and slapped him, and left.

I said yea yea, i doubt it even though it kinda made sense that he would be in an upscale club getting trashed after losing the heisman. i told her i'd believe the story when i saw pictures.

wellll, here they are

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/matt.jpg

That chick on the left looks like my cousin.

The one on the right just looks pissed.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I didn't win the lottery. How did that happen?

It's because you suck.

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Kegels?

Then she's not doing them right.

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It's because you suck.

I don't think that was an option on the poll. We may have to do a new one.

Why is pesnke dead to you?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
It was in an e-mail sent to Deadspin. I'm sure it originally said "this" or something.

OOOOhhh. I thought it was all part of your post and that you had been to Marquee.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't see any subtext there.

Look harder.

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Why is pesnke dead to you?

Because he didn't win the lottery either.

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Originally posted by spookyfish
That chick on the left looks like my cousin.

The one on the right just looks pissed.

Well wouldn't you be if you couldn't get a despondent hammered QB to grope on you?

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she is pretty the one on the left.

AoN Matt's new baby momma [are they getting married??] is attractive.

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Originally posted by Mr. Subtext
Look harder.

Lick your lips!

(I miss the drunken trips to the midnite movies.)

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Thanks, gatti. I love you too! Now I wonder who the other 2 were.

Well, no mystery there. 1 was you, I'm sure, and the other PPNYC.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
OOOOhhh. I thought it was all part of your post and that you had been to Marquee.

The boys from my office go there. And Bungalow 8.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Then she's not doing them right.

Ass kegels?

Maybe she thinks he's going to look at her ass after he finishes looking at her breasts, and she wants to make sure it's not saggy.

I love(d) SS too.

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, no mystery there. 1 was you, I'm sure, and the other PPNYC.

I've already counted my vote. Stupid, fucking idiot. Here's the hose and the Sinatra CD. Go to the garage.