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Replaced_Texan 05-10-2004 08:07 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
That looks nice, but isn't camo like so last year? Go with a solid color.
Concur.

Sexual Harassment Panda 05-10-2004 08:11 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg
Is that from the J. Peterman catalog? I look at that, I think, worthy successor to the Urban Sombrero.

NotFromHere 05-10-2004 08:22 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
Speaking of urban sombrero, what's with the cowboy belt? And must the model always have his leg up on something. Is he trying to flash? Air his balls?

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2004 08:28 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....

Tyrone Slothrop 05-10-2004 08:31 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
That one doesn't seem to have any horns, so why don't you try to milk em.

LessinSF 05-10-2004 08:47 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
remember, the udder only counts for 40% of the overall rating.....
Not according to Hugh Heifer. The udder is the most cud-dly part, particularly when freed from the brah, man, and swinging low.

Pretty Little Flower 05-10-2004 09:22 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg
Speaking of cycling and kilts, I was in a mountain bike race on Saturday, and I was going at my usual glacial pace when a young gentleman wearing a plaid kilt passed me. I rode with him for a bit and told him that I was honored to have been passed by a man in a skirt. He called back, "And on a singlespeed." So I caught up and passed him.

Then my bike broke.

Diane_Keaton 05-10-2004 09:24 PM
my ebay stalker
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You can always just buy this guy's used Love Swing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...166326168&rd=1
But for not much more, you can get THIS. (Belated Mother's Day Gift anyone?)

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:29 PM
my ebay stalker
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
There is no such thing as a free lunch, after all.
There is when you dine with Penske. He is generous to a fault. We once dined al fresco. He had the lobster. Classy.

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:32 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske Material
Have you even seen a cycle, whiskeyboy???

You wouldn't know a cycle from a taxicab, even if an entire coalition of well-toned conservative triathletes with bags and bags of CDs rode right over you. NTTAWWT.
You sir are a charlatan. Penske would never use 3 "?"s in a row. He is not that quizzical. NTTAWWT.

He also does not use taxicabs. Too prole for a man of his stature.

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:33 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Never seen that, though I once saw a cheese-eating Republican flab daddy in a utilikilt roaming free on the streets of old New York. And stop trying to inject CDs into this discussion. I find it offensive.

Why the hate? What self-loathing are you projecting onto the esteemed and beloved Penske? Sad. Pathetic. Sadly pathetic.

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:35 PM
Penske spotted at parade in Houston
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://www.orangeshow.org/vote04/images/060.jpg
You obviously want the Penske, get in line sister!

Penske's Biggest Fan! 05-10-2004 09:39 PM
Fiveplay
 
I dedicate this run to Penske, may his memory live on!

str8outavannuys 05-10-2004 09:47 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
The ebay story (let me have it because I'm more deserving, even if I can't win the auction) reminds me of my recent experience with freecycling (visit http://freecycle.org/ to see if there's a chapter in your city). Apparently some people who wanted to get rid of stuff were being picky about wanting to make sure the recipient was truly "deserving"; then, there were people who thought they were more "deserving" who wanted to jump to the head of the line. Oy! I just gave priority to those who responded first.

One woman who wanted one of my items sent really strange e-mails with all the text in the subject header, and sob stories about not having a car and not knowing if she'd be able to borrow one to come pick up the item. I think she was hoping I'd offer to drive it over to her. Ha! I'm already giving the damn thing away!

Anyway, aside from the weirdos, I would highly recommend freecycling as a way of getting rid of stuff that's not high on charities' want lists. I got rid of a non-working lawnmower and an old thermal-paper fax machine, among other things.

tm
Can I freecycle about 30 years worth of weeds in my garden?

tmdiva 05-10-2004 09:52 PM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Can I freecycle about 30 years worth of weeds in my garden?
No, but you can compost them. :) If you were in Stumptown, you could put noxious weeds (ones you don't want in your own compost pile) and other yard debris out to the curb alongside your garbage every other week, and Metro would compost it for you (making sure it gets hot enough to kill all weed seeds, etc.).

tm

Dave 05-10-2004 09:54 PM
Fiveplay
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske's Biggest Fan!
I dedicate this run to Penske, may his memory live on!

I don't know this Penske. Penske's no friend of mine. But you, sir, are clearly not Penske material.

Namaste.

ltl/fb 05-10-2004 10:07 PM
Hot stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Speaking of cycling and kilts, I was in a mountain bike race on Saturday, and I was going at my usual glacial pace when a young gentleman wearing a plaid kilt passed me. I rode with him for a bit and told him that I was honored to have been passed by a man in a skirt. He called back, "And on a singlespeed." So I caught up and passed him.

Then my bike broke.
That is sooooo hot. Assuming it is a metaphor. Or methaphor.

Not Bob 05-10-2004 11:02 PM
NHL Playoff Haiku (Eastern edition)
 
What an ugly game
(hockey in Florida? please.)
Flyers bitch-slap Bolts.

Penske Material 05-10-2004 11:56 PM
Fiveplay
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Dave
I don't know this PensKe. PensKe's no friend of mine. But you, sir, are clearly not PensKe material.

Namaste.
Namaste indeed.

Kan I get a witness?

Fugee 05-11-2004 01:33 AM
He likes me, he really likes me!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
... passive aggressiveness and tendency to be in other people's business.... The problem with you is, you don't know how to look at a question or statement with any degree of common sense.
You sweet talker.

Quote:
You either answer in a way that is too literal (i.e., "I don't know any women who have no friends") or you change the meaning of the question to something that makes no sense and then answer it (i.e., "I'm having a harder time coming up with a hot woman who had almost no women friends, bitchy or not.").
Actually, I was the one who asked the original question based on the bitchy chick on The Bachelor who said she had no women friends and blamed it on the jealousy of other women. You changed it into a question about whether hot women, have a presumption of bitchiness or have extra obstacles in making women friends. I didn't need you to tell me that. What I did want to know is whether or not I am wrong in my belief that most women will (eventually, even if not on first impression) judge a woman on who she is and how she acts rather than how she looks.

The problem with you is that you have a tendency to read what you think I am saying and not what I actually wrote.

BTW, sometimes I'm passive and sometimes I'm aggressive, but I'm definitely not passive aggressive.

Not Me 05-11-2004 01:48 AM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
Not according to Hugh Heifer. The udder is the most cud-dly part, particularly when freed from the brah, man, and swinging low.
No, no, no, no, never swinging low. That is so, well, yuck!

Fugee 05-11-2004 01:51 AM
Mother's Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I think that older sisters should be told to go to hell far more often than they actually are.
Hey now, stop that!! My younger sister has more effective ways to deal with me. She'll say something that makes what I'm saying/doing look so completely rEdiculous that I have to laugh and agree with her.

Not Me 05-11-2004 01:56 AM
Mother's Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Hey now, stop that!! My younger sister has more effective ways to deal with me. She'll say something that makes what I'm saying/doing look so completely rEdiculous that I have to laugh and agree with her.
Which makes her different from the posters on this board, how?

Hank Chinaski 05-11-2004 08:14 AM
Hot stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
That is sooooo hot. Assuming it is a metaphor. Or methaphor.
Flower seems pretty literal, not a metaphor guy. I think for flower this is closer to a Penthouse Forum story. You know, Fringe, sometimes a big strapping guy in a kilt is just a big strapping guy in a kilt.

ABBAKiss 05-11-2004 09:57 AM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Does a utilikilt have cargo pockets? It would be handy not to have to sport that black purse when bekilted. I'm thinking like this one, which has two (2) pockets:

http://www.scotyard.com/products/camokilt.jpg
That would look really nice on you. What do you pla to put in the pockets? The underpants you removed when changing from your work clothes into the kilt?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2004 09:58 AM
He likes me, he really likes me!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
Actually, I was the one who asked the original question based on the bitchy chick on The Bachelor who said she had no women friends and blamed it on the jealousy of other women.
Right. But, as always, the conversation raised by your question based on this woman's clearly exaggerated claim, moved on to reality. You stayed in Fugeeland.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
The problem with you is that you have a tendency to read what you think I am saying and not what I actually wrote.
No. The problem with me is that I know so many of your "gosh, gee willikers, god's honest questions" are really platforms for you to tell people your opinions and that said "question" is posed solely for that purpose. As I said, passive aggressive.

Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
BTW, sometimes I'm passive and sometimes I'm aggressive, but I'm definitely not passive aggressive.
Yeah.

TM

dtb 05-11-2004 10:21 AM
Sob stories
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
http://www.scotyard.com/products/cowabungakilt.jpg

On the plus side, "you look like a cow in that" would actually be a complement.
Et tu, Ty?

Then fall dtb! [slump]

Not Bob 05-11-2004 10:22 AM
You've got a fancy car/think I wanna drive it
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Fugee-bashing.
I think that you just don't like the State of Minnesota. Which makes me wonder if it is really some sort of anti-Prince thing working in your psyche.

Edited to add: This just in -- a spy in TCOTU sent me this pic of TM. Tout s'explique, as they say.

http://www.indyzoo.com/zoobilation/Morris%20Day.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 05-11-2004 10:47 AM
You've got a fancy car/think I wanna drive it
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
This just in -- a spy in TCOTU sent me this pic of TM. Tout s'explique, as they say.

http://www.indyzoo.com/zoobilation/Morris%20Day.jpg
I should have won that battle against Prince at the end of Purple Rain. I mean really. He had nothing on "Jungle Love."

Thurgreed(Ow! Oh dee oh dee oh!)Marshall

Gattigap 05-11-2004 11:20 AM
How to get some action. Drive a Beemer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sebastian Dangerfield
I'm not a perfromance nut. I generally buy cars for durability and looks. I like the way the old 5 looks. I don't like the way the new 5 looks. If I wanted prime perfromance, I'd buy a used Porsche, which one could pick up for a little more than a new fully tricked out 5.
As a related point, it's now official. BMW owners get laid more often.

Quote:
BERLIN, Germany (Reuters) -- BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers, a new German car magazine has found.

The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week.

Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after.

Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.
Another sad example of poor polling techniques. Porsche owners would've done much better if they could've included the number of times they had sex with the car, instead of just in it.

Gattigap

pony_trekker 05-11-2004 11:27 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
As a related point, it's now official. BMW owners get laid more often.



Another sad example of poor polling techniques. Porsche owners would've done much better if they could've included the number of times they had sex with the car, instead of just in it.

Gattigap
THIS HAS BEEN POSTED TWICE HERE AND 30 TIMES ON EACH OF THE BMW BOARDS. IT WAS BORING THE 10TH TIME. QUIT IT!

john123 05-11-2004 11:36 AM
POTY (so far)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
THIS HAS BEEN POSTED TWICE HERE AND 30 TIMES ON EACH OF THE BMW BOARDS. IT WAS BORING THE 10TH TIME. QUIT IT!
WORD!

Gattigap 05-11-2004 11:40 AM
Um, maybe dinner and a drink first, please.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
THIS HAS BEEN POSTED TWICE HERE AND 30 TIMES ON EACH OF THE BMW BOARDS. IT WAS BORING THE 10TH TIME. QUIT IT!
Ah. Didn't see it posted here first, but OK.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-11-2004 11:43 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pony_trekker
THIS HAS BEEN POSTED TWICE HERE AND 30 TIMES ON EACH OF THE BMW BOARDS. IT WAS BORING THE 10TH TIME. QUIT IT!
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.

john123 05-11-2004 11:45 AM
Um, maybe dinner and a drink first, please.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Ah. Didn't see it posted here first, but OK.
The first rule of this Board: Scroll, then post.

The Second rule of this Board: Scroll, then post.

john123 05-11-2004 11:46 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.
That is SO hot!!

notcasesensitive 05-11-2004 11:51 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.
Having never clicked the link, Gatti's post was helpful to me because it mentioned how well the Audi drivers seem to do also. Of course I knew from my epirical study with a sample size of 1 that this was the case. Carry on.

notcasesensitive 05-11-2004 11:52 AM
Um, maybe dinner and a drink first, please.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by john123
The first rule of this Board: Scroll, then post.

The Second rule of this Board: Scroll, then post.
Third Rule?

Don't reply to trolls, I believe, but I'll consult the manual to confirm.

Pretty Little Flower 05-11-2004 11:56 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.
Cite, please.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 05-11-2004 11:56 AM
Fuck off
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Relax man. You should buy a BMW. Apparently BMW owners have the most sex.
cite, please?


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