Have you hugged your lawyer today? You really should.
 

Sooner or later, it all turns to shit.

Spanky
 

You are a real sweetheart. I'm really pulling for you though, on your quest to lose that virginity. Go Sidd go!

Spanky
 

I've reconsidered. Godspeed, ncs! One note of advice -- unload the bananas if you can, but take care to use a different buyer each time. And for God's sake, don't eat one.

Spanky
 

Who was playing the role of the nice, non-sarcastic person? I didn't notice any.

Spanky
 

Big shoes to fill there, and I'm not sure Spank could put down enough alcohol to blind him to the horrors.

Spanky
 

You JUST realized this?

PS - I'll believe it when I [don't] see it

Spanky
 

Penn State has the best uniforms in college football. They look as if they were bought in the "generic" food aisle of a Mid-america Walmart, and yet remain classy as ever.

As for the Tampa Bay Bucs, yes the new uniforms are better than the old (Hell, Plated naked is better than the old Tampa uniforms), but I closed a deal sitting across the table from the Bucs' old bastard name-calling owner, so I can only wish them ill will for rest of eternity.

And all this talk about football got me thinking in the opposite direction - only 17 days until Yankees opening day.

Gr8(dinner's in the lobby)testHitS(lave)

Spanky
 

There may need to be an intervention.

Spanky
 

I can easily change the password.

But until then, first see if you can find my song parody "Protect Ya Check"

Spanky
 

Socks are cheap, Mighty Admin.

Spanky
 

[DSZA]
Poon-Tang Clan comin at ya, protect ya check kid, so set it off de Inspector Chef

[TM] watch ya step kid (8X)

[Inspector Chef]
I polled on the boards like smokin Joe Frazier.
The hell raiser, checkin' thongs with the flavor
Terrorized GP's like CPAs at Andersen
Swung through all the Boards like your neighborhood Spiderman
So uhh, tic toc and keep tickin
While I got the page hits off the shit I was kickin
The Lone Ranger, Firms? You're in danger!
Deep throat on the web with the art to rip reps apart
I was a vandal, too slick to handle
But they battled, I said Goodbye in a scandal
Buff MOT, Inspector Chef's still on the set
The rebel, for my charts should get a medal.

[LessinSF]
You say the girls think I've no style, sit back relax don't smile
Less got it goin' on pal, call me the GA assassinator
More people than you know, and "Don’t save the date" Ever!
And I'ma get love deep as I can get, get your gal wet
Also take your wife's ass, yet
Cause I sneak behind your back, jes give me minute an'a half
With my flier miles fly into town, get her in bed or a bath!
So if ya wanna try to flip go flip on some old man
Cause I grab GA chicks and
Ply 'em with sixteen shots and more I got
Takin' her to bed with my MorethanLess rod hot

[Marshall Man]
It's the Marshall Man for short Mr. M
I argue for the left, aah!
And set it down, write it down, shoot posts off like a gat
But I wanna say more, cock me back
Small change, some pricks put shame in our game
I take aim and blow these racists out the frame
And like Fame!!, my posts 'll live forever
PG tried to cross, his temp sock don't know no better
But I do, true, and still I say "fuck you"
'Nuff respect due to this hiatus hoo
I meant Ho, yo check out my flow
like the Hudson or when I win, you'll eat my dust man
GP's off because I'm rollin' like a stone no moss
The smoke from my future fame makes me cough

[U-Count]
Ooh, what, don't like my posts? get screwed
Anyway, here comes my Cosmo style
Shoe trees and a GQ poll too
To the Board a loud "Fuck Youuue"

watch ya step kid (8X)

[Ol Dirty Multo]
c'mon baby baby c'mon (4X)

[DSZA]
Yo, ya best protect ya check

[Ol Dirty Multo]
First things first guys you're flirtin' with the worst
I'll make you'll beg in your head cuz for me you thirst
You think I'll blow any guy who's mack in the sack?
Cuz I come fully packed with my uneven huge rack
Shame on you when you sound like a fool
This Ol Dirty Multo ignores the Rules Girls school
I'll be damned if I let any man
Fuck with my ego, try to play me, See ya!
Straight up and down Multo won't play that jam
You can't slam? Don't think you even got a chance man
This Ol Dirty Multo will bang your women
Work dinners? Rollin' I'll fuck em all night no sleep
Guys think you're rollin too? Get a life
In the morning walk of shame and I'll steal your motherfuckin wife!

[Ghostface SockKillah]
For cryin out loud my socks so wild so sue me
15 more socks in the time this rhyme took me
Ejectin, satire like my lethal weapon
My keyboard rocks from here to Oregon
True name again, catch it like a psycho flashback
I love socks, if rap was a sock, you wouldn't bust back
I come with socks in all types of shapes and sounds
And this Infirm lounge is my stompin ground
I fuck up the order sometimes pretend I’m across the water
Have twenty browsers, snatch up K’s all around the border
I flame from afar like a shootin star
Guess which they are? No one's figured out half so far
Point blank as I kick the Board biz
There it is you're fucking with the pro and there it goes

[DSZA]
Yo chill with all suits in black we don't need that
It's Memorial Day, where the fuck's your white at?
Feelin mad hostile, I see khaki pants, hell!
Like a trend magnet I try to fix Gap dress gospel
Boring shirts? You're droll. You call this style? Fuck this! Taste?
No, it sucks - Yes, ten times ten GAs committin dress sin
Keep looking like a slob and I'll break your fucking chin
Slaying poor taste like with my S-Mart gun (I'll be)
Dressed in my three inch heels if I come
Crazy flamboyant for fashionista enjoyment
My shoe total increase like GA unemployment
Yeah, another one dare, Sa-Slave-Genius
Take us the fuck outta here

[Slave is a Genius]
The Board is too boring for these new parodies
And Infirm got no impact since Comma posted "Timmy"!
Old time posters dying off like Cain did Abel
And now associates gettin fired everywhere under the table
That's what ya get when we misused what we invent
Greedy empire falls and we lose every cent
For tryin to get paid what were worth
Now the firms taking it back like were all a bunch of jerks
Should have all saved and enjoyed while we rocked it
Partners so stingy they all short arms with deep pockets
This goes on in some companies
Tech bubble bursts they're scared to death so fire "these"
First of all, who was our A&R
Goldhaber guy? Who barely passed the bar?
But he don't care, while we now look like dopes
Now he's printing GP's suit and tie crap
With reps cleaner than a bar of soap
Partner's be the dirtiest thing in sight
Matter of fact let's stage a walkout, GA's are all united? Right?

*sounds of fighting*

[DSZA]
You best protect ya check (4X)

Gr8testHitS(lave)

Spanky
 

I can arrange that.

Spanky
 

You'd do that to a sock that takes requests?

Spanky
 

There are a lot of things that I can do to socks.

Spanky
 

[thunk]




Oh, you said socks.