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Did you just call me Coltrane? 12-16-2004 04:04 PM
Rules to Drink By
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02...ooze_rules.htm

I like this one:
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
Not for guys. We get better looking (to ourselves).

Replaced_Texan 12-16-2004 04:07 PM
Rules to Drink By
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02...ooze_rules.htm

I like this one:
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
I like number 15, in large bold font: 15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

robustpuppy 12-16-2004 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Not for guys. We get better looking (to ourselves).
That one is for guys.

Why would a drunk girl in a bar need confidence?

ABBAKiss 12-16-2004 04:08 PM
Music recs for 13 year old nephew
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
ABBA, you forgot about douching. But thanks for throwing in the ass-fucking reference.
Warning -- TMI AHEAD -- Warning -- TMI AHEAD -- Warning

I have never douched. What is the purpose of this? Is this like the KY Jelly thing? Also, is Summer's Eve a douche? I know so little about douching it is embarrassing.

ltl/fb 12-16-2004 04:08 PM
Rules to Drink By
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
That one is for guys.

Why would a drunk girl in a bar need confidence?
Sigh.

bold_n_brazen 12-16-2004 04:09 PM
Rules to Drink By
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02...ooze_rules.htm

I like this one:
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.

My personal favorite:

71. It's acceptable, traditional in fact, to disappear during a night of hard drinking. You will appear mysterious and your friends will understand. If they even notice.

Allow me to add that it's a bad idea if you are in Mexico. And with friends who will leave the country without you.

dtb 12-16-2004 04:13 PM
Rules to Drink By
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/01-02...ooze_rules.htm

I like this one:
24. After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
That one is good, but this one is even better:

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.


Hmmm... I think I spoke too soon. This one could have been written by me:

68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.


Replaced_Texan 12-16-2004 04:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
That one is good, but this one is even better:

25. It is only permissible to shout 'woo-hoo!' if you are doing a shot with four or more people.
hmph.

Shape Shifter 12-16-2004 04:16 PM
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Numbers 34, 45 and 26!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 12-16-2004 04:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Numbers 34, 45 and 26!
58 should have been supplemented. Watching two extremely drunk people fighting is even funnier.

ABBAKiss 12-16-2004 04:24 PM
Horsefeathers
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You've never gone horseback riding on the beach in Jamaica?!
I'm so prole even Jamaica thinks it is too good for me!!!!!!!

bold_n_brazen 12-16-2004 04:25 PM
Help!
 
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.

ABBAKiss 12-16-2004 04:25 PM
Help!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.
Didn't Uma Thurman do this in Pulp Fiction? Maybe not, the more I think about it.

dtb 12-16-2004 04:27 PM
Help!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Can anyone recall the name of the movie in which a leading female character tied the stem of a cherry into a knot with her tongue?

Thank you.
I thought it was on Twin Peaks. But maybe it was in a movie too -- I can't remember.

You're so welcome...

barely_legal 12-16-2004 04:29 PM
Help!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
I thought it was on Twin Peaks. But maybe it was in a movie too -- I can't remember.

You're so welcome...
Yeah, in Twin Peaks that teenager who was trying to get a job at the brothel that her dad frequented "auditioned" for a job with that trick.

I can do it (poll topic!). It's nice to know that I'm qualified to whore myself out in multiple ways, not just as an attorney.


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